To the Titty Bar and Beyond

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potatoe wrote: »

(=3 wrote: »

Rehab wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

i like my wimmins like i like my milk

white with 2% body fat

Jenna Fischer then?

[noparse]<3[/noparse], you are the best

I know, I know.

Let's make out.

potatoe

(=3 wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

(=3 wrote: »

Rehab wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

i like my wimmins like i like my milk

white with 2% body fat

Jenna Fischer then?

[noparse]<3[/noparse], you are the best

I know, I know.

Let's make out.

should we make jenna masks to wear during it?

Stale

Blaket wrote: »

Stale, seriously you can hire half of asia to dance for your wife for that kinda money.

Plus have enough change left over to get some dodgy thai suits made.

I'm not paying for just any asian.


I'm paying that money for a quality Vivixenne-model whore.


She gets up early, and works on whoring all damn day, just to refine her art to a science.

Jordyn

Meissnerd wrote: »

naporeon said that later on he, Fram and yourself were laughing about it. I had the biggest face

It was just such a...befuddling question.

I didn't even know how to respond.

I just sat here staring for a while.

<3

potatoe wrote: »

(=3 wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

(=3 wrote: »

Rehab wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

i like my wimmins like i like my milk

white with 2% body fat

Jenna Fischer then?

[noparse]<3[/noparse], you are the best

I know, I know.

Let's make out.

should we make jenna masks to wear during it?

You wear Jenna mask and I'll wear John Krasinski mask.

potatoe

(=3 wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

(=3 wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

(=3 wrote: »

Rehab wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

i like my wimmins like i like my milk

white with 2% body fat

Jenna Fischer then?

[noparse]<3[/noparse], you are the best

I know, I know.

Let's make out.

should we make jenna masks to wear during it?

You wear Jenna mask and I'll wear John Krasinski mask.

okay, but we need to get a camcorder set up
i'm sure there is a fanbase for this willing to shell out some cash

Meissnerd

Jordyn wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

naporeon said that later on he, Fram and yourself were laughing about it. I had the biggest face

It was just such a...befuddling question.

I didn't even know how to respond.

I just sat here staring for a while.

It was a challenge, a test. You passed.

#pipe

After my Brother's wedding on this weekend just past, all the single groomsmen and a bunch of other dudes dragged me, half drunk, into a strip club. It was pretty awful, and shockingly expensive ($20 just to walk through the door).
The best looking girl in the place was this cute little tattooed waitress who I was actually having a great time talking to, and I felt comfortable that she wasn't just talking to me for a tip cause the waitresses don't dance. And mid sentence one of the other groomsmen grabbed me and shoved me into the private dance room cause he'd paid $70 for a 15 minute lap dance for me.
The girl had the worst boob job. Big red scars and all weirdly wrong and round and hard.

Brolo

Why doesn't Superman just make out with Batman?

the wook

oh man the club

i went to the club recently

the wook

oh is this thread not about nudie bars anymore?

Orestes

#pipe wrote: »

After my Brother's wedding on this weekend just past, all the single groomsmen and a bunch of other dudes dragged me, half drunk, into a strip club. It was pretty awful, and shockingly expensive ($20 just to walk through the door).
The best looking girl in the place was this cute little tattooed waitress who I was actually having a great time talking to, and I felt comfortable that she wasn't just talking to me for a tip cause the waitresses don't dance. And mid sentence one of the other groomsmen grabbed me and shoved me into the private dance room cause he'd paid $70 for a 15 minute lap dance for me.
The girl had the worst boob job. Big red scars and all weirdly wrong and round and hard.

Did you at least get the waitress's number?

Blake T

Rolo wrote: »

Why doesn't Superman just make out with Batman?

Because he's superman not supergayman.

Dr.Funkenstein

Rolo wrote: »

Why doesn't Superman just make out with Batman?

Cause Batman's penis is made of Kryptonite

Orestes

tehcoolryan wrote: »

Rolo wrote: »

Why doesn't Superman just make out with Batman?

Cause Batman's penis is made of Kryptonite

This would cause that video I saw to be untrue then.

Killjoy

Indian girls are hairy beyond belief.

Like hairier than Indian guys.

#pipe

Orestes wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

After my Brother's wedding on this weekend just past, all the single groomsmen and a bunch of other dudes dragged me, half drunk, into a strip club. It was pretty awful, and shockingly expensive ($20 just to walk through the door).
The best looking girl in the place was this cute little tattooed waitress who I was actually having a great time talking to, and I felt comfortable that she wasn't just talking to me for a tip cause the waitresses don't dance. And mid sentence one of the other groomsmen grabbed me and shoved me into the private dance room cause he'd paid $70 for a 15 minute lap dance for me.
The girl had the worst boob job. Big red scars and all weirdly wrong and round and hard.

Did you at least get the waitress's number?

WHEN MY LAP DANCE WAS DONE, SHE'D GONE HOME!

Meissnerd

I keep pretending Buzz Lightyear is reading this thread title every time I look at it.

Seriously

Damn

cock-blocked by a stripper

Orestes

#pipe wrote: »

Orestes wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

After my Brother's wedding on this weekend just past, all the single groomsmen and a bunch of other dudes dragged me, half drunk, into a strip club. It was pretty awful, and shockingly expensive ($20 just to walk through the door).
The best looking girl in the place was this cute little tattooed waitress who I was actually having a great time talking to, and I felt comfortable that she wasn't just talking to me for a tip cause the waitresses don't dance. And mid sentence one of the other groomsmen grabbed me and shoved me into the private dance room cause he'd paid $70 for a 15 minute lap dance for me.
The girl had the worst boob job. Big red scars and all weirdly wrong and round and hard.

Did you at least get the waitress's number?

WHEN MY LAP DANCE WAS DONE, SHE'D GONE HOME!

That sucks man.

You should'a asked around.

Been all stalker creepy like.

#pipe

She had F Hole tattoos on her back
You know like the Holes on the front of a cello
I swear, they are the sexiest tattoos a girl can possibly get.

and I called her over and commented on them and asked if she played cello and she was so surprised that I knew what they were, and she said I was the only guy who'd ever known what they were called, and I showed her my music tattoo and we talked for like half an hour while the rest of my party was oggling the dancers.

Brolo

Killjoy wrote: »

Indian girls are hairy beyond belief.

Like hairier than Indian guys.

Depends, lots of different types of brown people, especially with the immigrant mixes back in my home town. There's a lot of fine-haired girls who are pretty much hairless except for the eyebrows, eyelashes, pubes and uh... scalp-hair.

Killjoy

#pipe wrote: »

She had F Hole tattoos on her back
You know like the Holes on the front of a cello
I swear, they are the sexiest tattoos a girl can possibly get.

and I called her over and commented on them and asked if she played cello and she was so surprised that I knew what they were, and she said I was the only guy who'd ever known what they were called, and I showed her my music tattoo and we talked for like half an hour while the rest of my party was oggling the dancers.

Next time you see her, say in an airy voice that you waxed poetic about her on an internet forum.

Orestes

#pipe wrote: »

She had F Hole tattoos on her back
You know like the Holes on the front of a cello
I swear, they are the sexiest tattoos a girl can possibly get.

and I called her over and commented on them and asked if she played cello and she was so surprised that I knew what they were, and she said I was the only guy who'd ever known what they were called, and I showed her my music tattoo and we talked for like half an hour while the rest of my party was oggling the dancers.

You mean the holes that let sound out? That would be pretty neat.

When I saw F Hole tattoos I thought you meant tattoos that where around her vagina.

Killjoy

Rolo wrote: »

Killjoy wrote: »

Indian girls are hairy beyond belief.

Like hairier than Indian guys.

Depends, lots of different types of brown people, especially with the immigrant mixes back in my home town. There's a lot of fine-haired girls who are pretty much hairless except for the eyebrows, eyelashes, pubes and uh... scalp-hair.

What home town?

Bombay? Like me?

Brolo

Killjoy wrote: »

Rolo wrote: »

Killjoy wrote: »

Indian girls are hairy beyond belief.

Like hairier than Indian guys.

Depends, lots of different types of brown people, especially with the immigrant mixes back in my home town. There's a lot of fine-haired girls who are pretty much hairless except for the eyebrows, eyelashes, pubes and uh... scalp-hair.

What home town?

Bombay? Like me?

Brampton! In Canada!

For some reason the Southeast asian and middle eastern population there is nearly 50%, it's pretty cool.

Killjoy

Rolo wrote: »

Killjoy wrote: »

Rolo wrote: »

Killjoy wrote: »

Indian girls are hairy beyond belief.

Like hairier than Indian guys.

Depends, lots of different types of brown people, especially with the immigrant mixes back in my home town. There's a lot of fine-haired girls who are pretty much hairless except for the eyebrows, eyelashes, pubes and uh... scalp-hair.

What home town?

Bombay? Like me?

Brampton! In Canada!

For some reason the Southeast asian and middle eastern population there is nearly 50%, it's pretty cool.

Yeah, Punjabi ladies are alright.

Also screw Brampton and your silly turbans.

#pipe

Orestes wrote: »

You mean the holes that let sound out? That would be pretty neat.

nsfw?

When a girl's rocking some sexy curves like my waitress friend was, oh man they are hot.
Tons of cellists get them.

Jordyn

Rolo wrote: »

Why doesn't Superman just make out with Batman?

Orestes

#pipe wrote: »

Orestes wrote: »

You mean the holes that let sound out? That would be pretty neat.

nsfw?

When a girl's rocking some sexy curves like my waitress friend was, oh man they are hot.
Tons of cellists get them.

Hahaha.

My buddy is a cellist. But man, he is the whitest, smallest kid ever. I mean, this guy is almost the exact form of what you would think a cartoon stock character geek would look like. Everything minus the fact that he has pure white hair.

I could not see him getting this tattoo.

potatoe

pipe got robbed

alternately, he made up this whole scenario in an attempt to sound charming, manly, and have an excuse for coming out empty handed

i bet he doesn't even have a brother!

potatoe

Orestes wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

Orestes wrote: »

You mean the holes that let sound out? That would be pretty neat.

nsfw?

When a girl's rocking some sexy curves like my waitress friend was, oh man they are hot.
Tons of cellists get them.

Hahaha.

My buddy is a cellist. But man, he is the whitest, smallest kid ever. I mean, this guy is almost the exact form of what you would think a cartoon stock character geek would look like. Everything minus the fact that he has pure white hair.

I could not see him getting this tattoo.

no, this is not something a guy gets
not ever

#pipe

Taters, I am telling the truth and I am prepared to swear on something

also, yeah this one's just for the ladies.

Killjoy

potatoe wrote: »

Orestes wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

Orestes wrote: »

You mean the holes that let sound out? That would be pretty neat.

nsfw?

When a girl's rocking some sexy curves like my waitress friend was, oh man they are hot.
Tons of cellists get them.

Hahaha.

My buddy is a cellist. But man, he is the whitest, smallest kid ever. I mean, this guy is almost the exact form of what you would think a cartoon stock character geek would look like. Everything minus the fact that he has pure white hair.

I could not see him getting this tattoo.

no, this is not something a guy gets
not ever

My cellist friend is a eunuchy high-voiced dumpy Taiwanese kid infatuated with Harry Potter.

2/3 cellists are total weenies.

Seriously

Well yeah

I would say it's like the tramp stamp but f-holes are infinitely classier.

potatoe

#pipe wrote: »

Taters, I am telling the truth and I am prepared to swear on something

also, yeah this one's just for the ladies.

it's okay, you don't have to lie to me

i'll love you anyway

Metzger Meister

Killjoy wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

Orestes wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

Orestes wrote: »

You mean the holes that let sound out? That would be pretty neat.

nsfw?

When a girl's rocking some sexy curves like my waitress friend was, oh man they are hot.
Tons of cellists get them.

Hahaha.

My buddy is a cellist. But man, he is the whitest, smallest kid ever. I mean, this guy is almost the exact form of what you would think a cartoon stock character geek would look like. Everything minus the fact that he has pure white hair.

I could not see him getting this tattoo.

no, this is not something a guy gets
not ever

My cellist friend is a eunuchy high-voiced dumpy Taiwanese kid infatuated with Harry Potter.

2/3 cellists are total weenies.

dude, you should totally introduce us to Yo Yo Ma some time. You're pretty tight with him, I guess.

i used to play cello, when i was in fifth grade. it stopped when i got tired of hauling that huge fucking instrument around.

#pipe

potatoe wrote: »

#pipe wrote: »

Taters, I am telling the truth and I am prepared to swear on something

also, yeah this one's just for the ladies.

it's okay, you don't have to lie to me

i'll love you anyway

I know

Mr. Henry Bemis

Jordyn wrote: »

Rolo wrote: »

Why doesn't Superman just make out with Batman?

Zephyr

so do you guys like superman batman gay fanfic or something?