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Xbox Lie: Conan Demo up [man boobs and blood]

Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
edited October 2007 in Games and Technology
The Conan demo is now up. 43something mb of pure God of war copying. But it's good apparently so I can forgive it. Also, I'm unsure if breasts made it in the demo, but there's man boobs, that's something right?

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    EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh man, you beat me by a few minutes, but I have a screenshot.

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    JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Living the Lie: The Xbox Chronicles?

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    Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm tired.
    Also, Einhander, I beat you but yours is better so I think that should stay.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    where's Mono with Conanface?

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    Shoegaze99Shoegaze99 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Too. Many. Games. To play.

    (Yes, all problems in life should be this good.)

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    muninnmuninn Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Not to derail, but... the simpsons demo is also supposedly out. I am really curious about that game, but Im stuck at work for another million hours...

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    galenbladegalenblade Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    muninn wrote: »
    Not to derail, but... the simpsons demo is also supposedly out. I am really curious about that game, but Im stuck at work for another million hours...


    I got and played the Simpsons demo earlier. Either I missed some essential thing, or the camera and controls need a lot of work. The "par" time for the demo stage was 4 minutes, and it took me 30.

    Everything else was fuckawesome, though.

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    KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Title is full of win

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    DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Don't forget there's the Bladestorm: Hundred Years War demo up, too. I'm downloading all three, Conan first. This is a pretty good day for demos. :P

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Bladestorm is fuuuun

    and I can't beat the part with the guys with three huge swords because I suck at this game

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    DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm surprised by Conan. It looked like ass before, and we all made fun of it, but it seems to have turned out alright.

    And yay for Claudia Black.

    And is that Ron Perlman? Is Conan Ron Perlman? It sounds like Ron Perlman. I like Ron Perlman.

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    KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dashui wrote: »
    I'm surprised by Conan. It looked like ass before, and we all made fun of it, but it seems to have turned out alright.

    And yay for Claudia Black.

    And is that Ron Perlman? Is Conan Ron Perlman? It sounds like Ron Perlman. I like Ron Perlman.

    It is Ron Perlman.

    "Serve a woman? Nay. Service her? AYE!"

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    DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Klyka wrote: »
    Dashui wrote: »
    I'm surprised by Conan. It looked like ass before, and we all made fun of it, but it seems to have turned out alright.

    And yay for Claudia Black.

    And is that Ron Perlman? Is Conan Ron Perlman? It sounds like Ron Perlman. I like Ron Perlman.

    It is Ron Perlman.

    "Serve a woman? Nay. Service her? AYE!"

    :D

    Also, the Bladestorm demo is pretty fucking awesome. The voice acting is bad, at least for the barkeep, but the gameplay is pretty fun. It's not really like Dynasty Warriors. It shares some similarities, but the mechanics are different.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dashui wrote: »
    Klyka wrote: »
    Dashui wrote: »
    I'm surprised by Conan. It looked like ass before, and we all made fun of it, but it seems to have turned out alright.

    And yay for Claudia Black.

    And is that Ron Perlman? Is Conan Ron Perlman? It sounds like Ron Perlman. I like Ron Perlman.

    It is Ron Perlman.

    "Serve a woman? Nay. Service her? AYE!"

    :D

    Also, the Bladestorm demo is pretty fucking awesome. The voice acting is bad, at least for the barkeep, but the gameplay is pretty fun. It's not really like Dynasty Warriors. It shares some similarities, but the mechanics are different.

    I love being the sword and shield guys

    Greatsword is too slow

    and cavalry is boring

    Also, Simpsons game is awesome, anyone find all 3 Cliches? I only got 2.

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    AngrySquirrelAngrySquirrel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Also, Simpsons game is awesome, anyone find all 3 Cliches? I only got 2.
    Yes.
    Invisible wall, obvious boss weakness, can't swim until the sequel

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Also, Simpsons game is awesome, anyone find all 3 Cliches? I only got 2.
    Yes.
    Invisible wall, obvious boss weakness, can't swim until the sequel

    ah, missed the invisible wall

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    DashuiDashui Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I have to say it again, I'm loving the Bladestorm demo. Although what is up with the barkeeps voice actor? He keeps saying mercenary as merthenary, even though he doesn't have a lisp on any other word. He's also hilariously faking the accent.

    Great game, though. It just doesn't make sense. What's up, Koei? This is highly unlike you, making a game that isn't just an ugly, Dynasty Warriors rehash, and is actually a lot of fun.

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    PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Does this game still look amazing?

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Pancake wrote: »
    Does this game still look amazing?

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    wait.. you're not Mono!

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    PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    darleysam wrote: »
    Pancake wrote: »
    Does this game still look amazing?

    conanface.gif

    wait.. you're not Mono!

    Mono is unavailable right now.

    At any rate, I tried the demo and while it's not amazing and graphically, it's not so good, it's fun for what it is. Better than I expected from the graphics as it looks pretty budget.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I might give it a shot tonight if i can get to the xbox before going to bed. It sounds like something that'll be pretty fun as a demo, that i'll consider buying when i see it for cheap. In the meantime, there's way too many games coming out for me to even consider adding another one to the list.

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    PancakePancake Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    darleysam wrote: »
    I might give it a shot tonight if i can get to the xbox before going to bed. It sounds like something that'll be pretty fun as a demo, that i'll consider buying when i see it for cheap. In the meantime, there's way too many games coming out for me to even consider adding another one to the list.

    Yes, given that it's coming out in a couple weeks and that a couple weeks from now falls under this fall and also releases on the same day as Ace Combat 6 and Jericho, it probably doesn't even stand a chance. And really, I'd have to say it's one of the ugliest games I've ever played on the 360.

    Maybe it will do better on the PS3 since its lineup this fall isn't as robust as the 360's, but I seriously doubt it. It's launching on a big day for the PS3 too.

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    MonoxideMonoxide Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Pancake wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Pancake wrote: »
    Does this game still look amazing?

    conanface.gif

    wait.. you're not Mono!

    Mono is unavailable right now.

    At any rate, I tried the demo and while it's not amazing and graphically, it's not so good, it's fun for what it is. Better than I expected from the graphics as it looks pretty budget.

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=38142

    I already posted it in the original thread.

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