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I got a girl pregnant...

SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
Luckily she's my wife and we planned it.


What I'm trying to say is, we're having a baby. Yay for being young and fertile!

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Welcome to "So you ruined your life"

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    congrats on what I presume is your first kid

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  • JimmyJimmy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Man o' Man


    I saw the title and that I was posting in my sleep


    or that I was drunk again


    thank god

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Welcome to "So you ruined your life"

    I prefer to think of it less as ruining my own life and more an opportunity to ruin a whole new life.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    congrats on what I presume is your first kid

    Considering that he seems excited...

    Yeah it's probably his first.

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  • LinksvilleLinksville Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Holy shit! Grats duder!

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Congratulations on not actually having a pregnancy scare.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Szechuanosaurus wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Welcome to "So you ruined your life"

    I prefer to think of it less as ruining my own life and more an opportunity to ruin a whole new life.

    An excellent outlook!


    I hope you hate sleep.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    All the cool kids are doing it, so we figured why not us?



    And by cool kids, I mean those 14 year olds who hang out at the bus stop drinking buckfast.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    hahahaha enjoy your wife's body while you can

    because that shit is getting tore up

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't think gratz should be applied to children

    "DING BABY"
    "GRATS"
    "grats"
    "congo rats"
    "gratz man"

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Szechuanosaurus wrote: »
    Luckily she's my wife and we planned it.


    What I'm trying to say is, we're having a baby. Yay for being young and fertile!

    Teach it to play the banjo.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ew.

    But yay for you!

    Good job little swimmers!

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    awesome man. enjoy the next twenty years of dedicating every aspect of your life into one person. but hey, everyone says it's worth it so that should be something.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    hahahaha enjoy your wife's body while you can

    because that shit is getting tore up

    D:

    That bad? Like, really?


    Well, whatever. I'm planning on waiting until at least my late 30s anyways.

    Seriously on
  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    hahahaha enjoy your wife's body while you can

    because that shit is getting tore up

    D:

    That bad? Like, really?


    Well, whatever. I'm planning on waiting until at least my late 30s anyways.


    Good luck halving your chances of becoming pregnant.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I plan on knocking up a stranger, then in 18 years time after the child's been raised we can meet up and be buddies

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seriously has a vagina?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited October 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    hahahaha enjoy your wife's body while you can

    because that shit is getting tore up

    D:

    That bad? Like, really?

    it's a baby and she's forcing it out through her cunt

    i mean the only other thing you've put up there before then is your dong, which isn't that big

    or a fist i guess anyway

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Szechuanosaurus wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    hahahaha enjoy your wife's body while you can

    because that shit is getting tore up

    D:

    That bad? Like, really?


    Well, whatever. I'm planning on waiting until at least my late 30s anyways.


    Good luck halving your chances of becoming pregnant.

    God, I can't wait to be in my late 30's.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    dude my fist is totally bigger than a baby's head

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Congratulations


    you're in for a world of pain .... also some of the best times of your life.

    often quickly following each other and interchanged.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Szechuanosaurus wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    hahahaha enjoy your wife's body while you can

    because that shit is getting tore up

    D:

    That bad? Like, really?


    Well, whatever. I'm planning on waiting until at least my late 30s anyways.


    Good luck halving your chances of becoming pregnant.

    I was conceived when my mother was 42 and my dad was 45.



    PLUS

    I can try twice as hard if need be, but I'm not going to have a kid until I've got some serious stability with respect to my financial and career situations.

    If it just won't happen at that point then I can try to adopt, but I'm not up for making miserable children.

    Seriously on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    quick, divorce her

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    hahahaha enjoy your wife's body while you can

    because that shit is getting tore up

    D:

    That bad? Like, really?

    it's a baby and she's forcing it out through her cunt

    i mean the only other thing you've put up there before then is your dong, which isn't that big

    or a fist i guess anyway

    Another reason to do it while your young and still elastic. Also a good reason not to push during a contraction.

    Szechuanosaurus on
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    but congrants

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nogs wrote: »
    Seriously has a vagina?

    Maybe


    spoiler-winky

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    wait.

    Seriously, can you make yourself pregnant?

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    I can try twice as hard if need be, but I'm not going to have a kid until I've got some serious stability with respect to my financial and career situations.

    If it just won't happen at that point then I can try to adopt, but I'm not up for making miserable children.

    Pfff. Procrastination.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm pretty much a pussy in all respects :(

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  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    congratulations I hope your baby is healthy and born without any of the complications that so commonly frequent SE++

    like mental retardation and boredom overdose and cock addiction and entirely too much awesome

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Szechuanosaurus wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    hahahaha enjoy your wife's body while you can

    because that shit is getting tore up

    D:

    That bad? Like, really?

    it's a baby and she's forcing it out through her cunt

    i mean the only other thing you've put up there before then is your dong, which isn't that big

    or a fist i guess anyway

    Another reason to do it while your young and still elastic. Also a good reason not to push during a contraction.

    Elective c-section.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    c sections are terrible

    imagine not having muscles in part of your stomach because they have literally been cut in half

    edit: I mean they aren't terrible in that you still have your baby and etc. etc. .... but still, it's a pain in the ass for a long time after

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Szechuanosaurus wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    hahahaha enjoy your wife's body while you can

    because that shit is getting tore up

    D:

    That bad? Like, really?

    it's a baby and she's forcing it out through her cunt

    i mean the only other thing you've put up there before then is your dong, which isn't that big

    or a fist i guess anyway

    Another reason to do it while your young and still elastic. Also a good reason not to push during a contraction.

    Elective c-section.

    This is a good idea, after all scars are sexy.

    Szechuanosaurus on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The only good thing about pregnancy is that the girl can't get pregnant again. So you get to go crazy.

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  • sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    .... That sounds suspiciously like a trap, Meiss.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well I mean there are strings attached, yes.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I hate children.

    I hope I never have any.

    I'm going to radiate my testicles.

    That could backfire though, and give me super sperm.

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    By crazy do you mean sleep with and murder hundreds of prostitutes in the next nine months?


    Because I'm guessing that's not what you mean.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i think he means while she is pregnant. afterwards, the shields fall down and all the kings men will ranksack the village if precautions aren't taken ahead of time.

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