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The most important book in the history of literature came out today

Bloods EndBloods End Blade of TyshallePunch dimensionRegistered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
The Bible? Written by retarded goat herders who wouldn't know the Messiah from a hole in the ground.

Comman Sense? Who the hell would read that thing, unless under threat of payne.

War and Peace? Boohoo Russians are killed by Napoleon.

But this

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This is everything that is good and right with the world. It even says America right there in the title, which automatically makes it better than books that do not have America in the title. Because America is better than where ever you are from.

America.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Is the book full of truthery?

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It is full of truthiness.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh, well it has been a while since I watched the Colbert show so I can't remember the exact word.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I am filled with happiness. That is what Colbert's face does to me.

    Man, I really need to get that book. My ability to feel joy depends on it.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    colbert/stewart 08

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh I didn't realize this came out today

    amazon was asking me to buy this when I was look at the perry bible fellowship book

    what a wonderful title

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    colbert/stewart 08

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Barnes and Nobles had the book right next to the audiobook. When I saw that it was read by Colbert and had people from "Strangers with Candy" I had to pick it up too.

    Which means I didn't get Red Skies over Red Seas.

    I hope I made the right choice.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Barnes and Nobles had the book right next to the audiobook. When I saw that it was read by Colbert and had people from "Strangers with Candy" I had to pick it up too.

    Which means I didn't get Red Skies over Red Seas.

    I hope I made the right choice.

    Colbert reads the audiobook!? I didn't even know there was an audio version.

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  • Just Like ThatJust Like That Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I bet it would be cool to read this while listening to the audiobook. Like having Stephen Colbert read his book to you.

    Actually, if I had to choose between the two, I would almost take the audiobook over the actual book because you get Stephen Colbert's style of delivery, which makes it even funnier.
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    Colbert reads the audiobook!? I didn't even know there was an audio version.

    Yeah, you can buy it on iTunes as well.

    Edit: I just noticed the joke at the very top of the cover :)

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Tobasco wrote: »
    I bet it would be cool to read this while listening to the audiobook. Like having Stephen Colbert read his book to you.

    Actually, if I had to choose between the two, I would almost take the audiobook over the actual book because you get Stephen Colbert's style of delivery, which makes it even funnier.
    Muse Among Men wrote: »
    Colbert reads the audiobook!? I didn't even know there was an audio version.

    Yeah, you can buy it on iTunes as well.

    Edit: I just noticed the joke at the very top of the cover :)

    The author back flap is the greatest thing ever.

    "Stephen Colbert is America."

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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  • Just Like ThatJust Like That Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    For a good laugh, check the first review on the book's Amazon page.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Because America is better than where ever you are from.

    If, in my home country, I was not...

    conscripted
    abducted
    displaced
    diseased
    starved
    shot
    stabbed
    run over
    imprisoned
    robbed
    exploited

    ...I would be able to justify why this offends me. But I was, so I can't, so I'll just have to suck it up. :x

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Church wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Because America is better than where ever you are from.

    If, in my home country, I was not...

    conscripted
    abducted
    displaced
    diseased
    starved
    shot
    stabbed
    run over
    imprisoned
    robbed
    exploited

    ...I would be able to justify why this offends me. But I was, so I can't, so I'll just have to suck it up. :x

    I hope that teaches you to not be an American.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    I hope that teaches you to not be an American.

    :cry:

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    this book looks must haveable

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  • TM2 RampageTM2 Rampage Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So who ghostwrote this book?

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    The book was written by Stephen Colbert, Richard Dahm, Paul Dinello, Allison Silverman, Michael Grum, Eric Drysdale, Rob Dubbin, Glenn Eichler, Peter Gross, Peter Gwinn, Jay Katsir, Laura Krafft, Frank Lesser, and Tom Purcell.

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  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    moar liek gaymerica m i rite

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    haha, this is glorious

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    A tour de truth

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  • ColdbrandColdbrand Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    moar liek gaymerica m i rite

    not in this thread, communist

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    it's actually

    ameriguay

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Gay-nited Gaytes of Gay-merica

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    and our neighbor to the north

    Faggada

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zot wrote: »
    moar liek gaymerica m i rite

    u r rite

    The lack of horse meat really grinds my gears.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That's it.

    I'm officially over Stephen Colbert.

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  • TylerDurdenTylerDurden Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i can't look away from the nose

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  • Fort1tudeFort1tude Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I am listening to it right now. I was expecting an hour long colbert report. I am slightly disappointed.

    EDIT: Alright, 20 minutes in it gets funny and interesting again. I will have to listen to the whole thing before I pass judgment.

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  • BergyBergy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    colbert kind of bores me

    so does john stewart

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    You should read this book while wearing a Wriststrong bracelet and eating Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream ice cream.

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  • PusciferPuscifer Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Today at work I was made a Muster Captain which entails that if there's a giant emergency on the construction site, I get a megaphone and a fancy hat and yell at people to move their asses to the emergency exits. This reeks of douchebaggery.

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  • Just Like ThatJust Like That Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Puscifer wrote: »
    Today at work I was made a Muster Captain which entails that if there's a giant emergency on the construction site, I get a megaphone and a fancy hat and yell at people to move their asses to the emergency exits. This reeks of douchebaggery.

    Just remember, their lives are in your hands!

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    You should read this book while wearing a Wriststrong bracelet and eating Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream ice cream.

    i would love to do this, haha

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't go out of my way to watch Colbert

    but if I happen to turn on the TV and he is on I will watch and laugh

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I went over to the librarian and told her about perhaps stocking up on Colbert Goodness. My, she's a fan, she already has it on her ordering list.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I own this. It is sitting right next to me.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Why aren't you reading it, then?

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