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There's a hole in the wall. A Portal.

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  • Blip2004Blip2004 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I didn't see any. I might need to look closer.

    Does the SDK not work for this? I don't have The Orange Box yet but I can check my roommates computer later to see if the SDK tools work for Portal.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    let me show you my xbox potato

    can i play it while you're sleeping?

    i promise not to get it dirty

    potatoe on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh, haha

    i ran a check of my system specs through systemrequirementslab.com

    i passed everything (it says my 1.5ghz is performance rated at 2.24) except for video

    "Video RAM: Required - 128 MB , You have - 32.0 MB"

    a kick, right in the balls

    potatoe on
  • TrakardTrakard __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Holy shit, the advanced version of 16 is brutal. And it turns out you can eat a lot of bullets.

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  • NeelixNeelix Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hugs and kisses for this mp3.

    Hugs and kisses.


    I'm trying to get the
    Terminal velocity (fall 30,000 feet)

    achievement by
    putting portals right over each other

    I have no idea how long this is going to take.

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  • monsterrormonsterror HEY ASSBUTT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I need to build my pc before I can play this, because I have the one system is wasnt released on. Come on Portal on the Wii would have been the shit.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    oh, haha

    i ran a check of my system specs through systemrequirementslab.com

    i passed everything (it says my 1.5ghz is performance rated at 2.24) except for video

    "Video RAM: Required - 128 MB , You have - 32.0 MB"

    a kick, right in the balls

    how the fuck....

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    so i'm a big dumb doodoo head and now i have to allocate 15+ gigs of space on my harddrive so i can install all these new orange games

    so much porn to move

    potatoe on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    and by buying this shitty collection of games i am pushing back getting guitar hero III by a good month and a half

    i think i'll survive

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Do we have a price idea for Guitar Hero III yet, or is it just "expensive, but less so than Rock Band"?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Haha, Lost Coast, what the hell were you?

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  • StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man what the fuck, the computer audio never played for me. Ever. At all.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nooooooooo!

    Poor Stover!

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Haha, Lost Coast, what the hell were you?

    A tech demo to show off High Dynamic Range Lighting and Effects.


    Also I just beat Portal and holy shit it's great.

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stover wrote: »
    Man what the fuck, the computer audio never played for me. Ever. At all.

    That's been happening with both Portal and Episode 2, I'm redownloading Episode 2 because there were no voices :(

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2007
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    goddamn this shit is taking forever to install

    like, fucking, it's been hours just watching it do shit

    i guess 15GB of install takes a while

    potatoe on
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    also, i really hope this stuff runs well enough for me to play TF2 online

    potatoe on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ok, I'm having trouble with the turrets in cages in the advanced level.


    Also, dammit, just for a test, I placed a portal on the floor in front of a camera, shot the other portal to knock the camera off, it fell through portal 1, came flying out portal 2 at full velocity and killed me.

    I'm going to try to replicate it so I can get it on video.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    if i go through all this trouble to get this installed and it doesn't work i'm going to throw a fit

    i blame posts like NAS's right there

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    WHY IS PORTAL CRASHING??

    "Fail to create D3D device."

    WHAT THE FUCK?

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Motherfucking 4 portals in chamber 13, how?

    PotU on
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    is this buyable stand-alone?
    20 dollars for a game that will maybe last 2 hours or so.

    Bedlam on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Neelix wrote: »
    Hugs and kisses for this mp3.

    Hugs and kisses.


    I'm trying to get the
    Terminal velocity (fall 30,000 feet)

    achievement by
    putting portals right over each other

    I have no idea how long this is going to take.
    5 to 10 minutes, seriously get a snack or something

    Bedlam on
  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    Motherfucking 4 portals in chamber 13, how?

    Advice
    You mean you have to make 4 portals? Pretty much that works by making portals very quickly. Like after something enters one portal, make the other one right away.

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  • TrakardTrakard __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    No, he can only make four portals total, counting both colors.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Ok, I'm having trouble with the turrets in cages in the advanced level.


    Also, dammit, just for a test, I placed a portal on the floor in front of a camera, shot the other portal to knock the camera off, it fell through portal 1, came flying out portal 2 at full velocity and killed me.

    I'm going to try to replicate it so I can get it on video.

    NaS,
    when you make it to the room full of cubes, use them as a moving wall until you get the door open, once you get in there and behind the turret you're pretty much done, just crouch a lot. Took me about three tries.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Welcome to the Aperature Science Enrichment Center

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Trakard wrote: »
    No, he can only make four portals total, counting both colors.

    Yeah, that.

    Also, only 2 portals in chamber 14 is really, really easy.

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Final Thought PS

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    So, hey, here's some advice for the chamber 14 challenges.

    Portals:
    Put a portal next to the platform that leads to the elevator. Run up the stairts and wait until they go back down again. Jump down and shoot the other portal (Or portal first and then jump), if that's your thing. You should jump out of the other portal high enough to reach the platform. Run to the elevator and you have gold.

    Time:
    Run out, probably mixed with jumping, and shoot the first portal on the same spot as soon as possible. Shoot the other portal on the ceiling over the spot where the stairs come out. Run into the first portal, fall down, shoot another portal so you fly out of the first portal, land on the platform and run to the elevator.

    Steps:
    Don't know, only got silver, but basically the same as the time one, only with shooting portals instead of running.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    ha, that was awesome.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, I am hells of stuck on advanced level 18. I can't even make it from the second to the third platform.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Man, I am hells of stuck on advanced level 18. I can't even make it from the second to the third platform.

    There's a really small platform somewhere, one of those brown colored ones. Put a portal above it and one on the platform you are. You'll see the rest, I guess.

    The turret part is extremely hard, though.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man I want this but I don't only have 10 dollars.

    D:

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I just beat portal. The song was my favorite.

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    The cake is a lie

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    The cake is a lie
    First time I encountered one of the 'hidden' rooms I was just blown away at how fucking crazy and awesome that kind of a twist was.

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Should anything unfortunate happen, Cake and grief-counseling WILL be available!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.

    HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret.

    i'm going through the closed captions in GCFscape and it's awesome.

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