MiraclemanS
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Quotes
1. Are we remaking the wiki page on raptors now or what?[1]
2. I'll ask my girlfriend when she gets home. She the evolutionist in the house.[citation needed]
3. Wedge dosen't like me. [2]
4. I'll give skull credit for this one. A+++ would read again.SIZE="2"]Note: MiraclemanS cannot read. See Urban Myths 2[/SIZE Also: What kind of pizza should I order? All this dino talk is making me hungry as hell.
5. Tell me Wedge, what should I get on my pizza?[4]
Trivia
1. MiraclemanS once wrapped duct tape around the midsection of a groundhog in order to assist in interspecies relations. His reasoning behind this was to prevent the creature from "splitting in twain."
2. While on his third tour of duty in "Da Nang" [3], MiraclemanS developed a deep sense of paranoia and an unfounded fear of "Charlie". This has recently leaked into his online forum persona.
Urban Myths
1. Speculation in late 2006 regarding MiraclemanS heterosexuality were reinforced when he was supposedly photographed with a female. Mythbusters was unable to either Confirm or Bust these allegations, instead labeling the photographs as Plausible. Above said photographs are now as infamous and as hotly debated as Bigfoot and Nessie.
2. While diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome early in life, MiraclemanS is no longer required to wear a drool bib while in public.
MiraclemanS
From Pennypedia, the cheap encyclopedia
Quotes
1. Are we remaking the wiki page on raptors now or what?[1]
2. I'll ask my girlfriend when she gets home. She the evolutionist in the house.[citation needed]
3. Wedge dosen't like me. [2]
4. I'll give skull credit for this one. A+++ would read again.SIZE="2"]Note: MiraclemanS cannot read. See Urban Myths 2[/SIZE Also: What kind of pizza should I order? All this dino talk is making me hungry as hell.
5. Tell me Wedge, what should I get on my pizza?[4]
6. Done, minus the olives. They make me vomit.
7. I am so having an ego trip because of this. I like you for this.[See Urban Myths 1]
Trivia
1. MiraclemanS once wrapped duct tape around the midsection of a groundhog in order to assist in interspecies relations. His reasoning behind this was to prevent the creature from "splitting in twain."
2. While on his third tour of duty in "Da Nang" [3], MiraclemanS developed a deep sense of paranoia and an unfounded fear of "Charlie". This has recently leaked into his online forum persona.
Urban Myths
1. Speculation in late 2006 regarding MiraclemanS heterosexuality were reinforced when he was supposedly photographed with a female. Mythbusters was unable to either Confirm or Bust these allegations, instead labeling the photographs as Plausible. Above said photographs are now as infamous and as hotly debated as Bigfoot and Nessie.
2. While diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome early in life, MiraclemanS is no longer required to wear a drool bib while in public.
MiraclemanS
From Pennypedia, the cheap encyclopedia
Quotes
1. Are we remaking the wiki page on raptors now or what?[1]
2. I'll ask my girlfriend when she gets home. She the evolutionist in the house.[citation needed]
3. Wedge dosen't like me. [2]
4. I'll give skull credit for this one. A+++ would read again.SIZE="2"]Note: MiraclemanS cannot read. See Urban Myths 2[/SIZE Also: What kind of pizza should I order? All this dino talk is making me hungry as hell.
5. Tell me Wedge, what should I get on my pizza?[4]
6. Done, minus the olives. They make me vomit.
7. I am so having an ego trip because of this. I like you for this.[See Urban Myths 1]
Trivia
1. MiraclemanS once wrapped duct tape around the midsection of a groundhog in order to assist in interspecies relations. His reasoning behind this was to prevent the creature from "splitting in twain."
2. While on his third tour of duty in "Da Nang" [3], MiraclemanS developed a deep sense of paranoia and an unfounded fear of "Charlie". This has recently leaked into his online forum persona.
Culinary Preferences Dislikes
1. Olives
2. Tomatoes Likes
1. Tainted souls of unbaptized children
2. Ska
Urban Myths
1. Speculation in late 2006 regarding MiraclemanS heterosexuality were reinforced when he was supposedly photographed with a female. Mythbusters was unable to either Confirm or Bust these allegations, instead labeling the photographs as Plausible. Above said photographs are now as infamous and as hotly debated as Bigfoot and Nessie.
2. While diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome early in life, MiraclemanS is no longer required to wear a drool bib while in public.
So... now that that’s out of the way, let’s talk about JURASSIC PARK 4 by William Monahan and John Sayles. We’ve been hearing vague rumors about this one for a while now, and I mean vague. There’s not a solid piece of information out there so far, based on the Google search I ran earlier tonight. I can tell you that a few of the rumors I read are close to right, but nothing had the details nailed down.
The script starts at a Little League game somewhere in America, an idyllic scene that quickly goes bad when pterosaurs attack the kids and their parents. It’s a cool scene, and I couldn’t help but immediately anticipate what might lay ahead. Dinosaurs in America. All-out warfare on home soil. This should be fun. In a series of television clips, we learn that this is the first attack on North American ground following months of this sort of thing in Central America and Mexico. The UN has created a task force to exterminate the dinosaurs. Awesome, I thought. A bad-ass heavily-armed United Nations task force versus the dinosaurs. Bring it on! But then the script throws its first major curve ball, introducing Nick Harris, an unemployed soldier of fortune. Nick’s the lead in the movie. Not Alan Grant. Not Ian Malcolm. Despite all the rumors to the contrary, those characters are not back for this film. Instead, we meet Nick as he watches those same reports on TV that we are. He’s approached by an ex-commander of his and offered a meeting about a job. He’s warned that the guy he’d be working for is a little bit strange...
... which brings us to John Hammond. It’s a great cameo role for Richard Attenborough, and he’s said several times that he is looking forward to it. In the script’s single wittiest scene, we catch up with the eccentric ex-billionaire who is now the most-sued man in history according to the Guiness Book Of World Records. He’s been declared incompetent by his heirs and his company has been taken over by other corporations. Technically, Jurassic Park isn’t even his problem anymore, but he still feels responsible for the dinosaurs and the damage they do. Hammond’s got a big idea: breed some new dinosaurs that can’t reproduce and introduce them into the wild population. A Judas strain that will kill off the dinosaurs within one generation. Easy enough, except the UN has outlawed any breeding of new dinosaurs by anyone and they’ve prohibited the sale, mining, or possession of amber worldwide. Hammond’s got scientists ready and waiting to go, but he needs genetic material to work with. As soon as Hammond mentions where that material might come from, I thought for sure that I was ahead of the script again. Oh, of course! The shaving cream can that Nedry stole. He’s going to hire this guy to put together a team of mercenaries, and they’re going to spend the whole film on Isla Nublar getting picked off one-by-one while trying to find the samples.
After all, the first three films are all pretty much carbon copies of each other, excuses to turn people loose on the island. I almost set the script down at that point, disappointed that they’d do something so predictable again after all this talk about how they were going to turn things upside down. Page sixteen, and I was sure I knew the rest of the script without even reading it.
But I was wrong... again.
Nick Harris does indeed got to Isla Nublar, but he goes alone. He does indeed track down the shaving cream can that Nedry stole, but that’s a mere five pages later. And as soon as he finds it, he’s attacked not only by excavaraptors (think trapdoor spiders), but also by security rangers who work for Grendel Corporation, the mysterious Swiss holding company that took over Jurassic Park from Hammond. Seems they want those genetic samples for their own purposes... whatever those may be. Nick has to get off the island, evading his pursuers, human or otherwise. He manages to make it back to the mainland just long enough to hide the shaving cream can before the security team catches up with him and gasses him into unconsciousness.
All of that happens by page 39, at which point I realized I had no idea where this thing was going, and I quit trying to guess. It kept confounding my expectations. It certainly didn’t feel like it was just another rehash of the same formula. When Nick wakes up, he’s in the tower of a medieval castle in the Alps. Seriously. That’s the precise moment when the entire enterprise goes so over-the-top loony that you’ll either go along with it for the entire insane ride or reject it roundly as a big bag of ludicrous. Nick is introduced to Adrien Joyce, the major domo henchman of Baron von Drax, CEO of the Grendel Corporation. Joyce isn’t a moustache-twirling bad guy bent on torturing Nick into revealing where he hid the shaving cream can. Instead, he offers Nick a job, and in order to explain the job to him, he has to take him on a tour of the entire castle, which turns out to be a fairly sophisticated genetics lab where Grendel Corporation has been breeding some dinosaurs of their own design, cross-breeds that never existed in any era of nature with all sorts of custom modifications.
I want to tread lightly on what happens over the course of the rest of the film on the off chance that Mary Parent or someone at Universal is seriously going to make this thing. There’s the eight-year-old-boy side of me that thinks that a DIRTY DOZEN-style mercenary team of hyper-smart dinosaurs in body armor killing drug dealers and rescuing kidnapped children will be impossible to resist. And then there’s the side of me that says... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! Nick is put in charge of training these five dinosaurs, X1 through X5, and the first thing he does is name them. “Any soldier worth his pay has a name to answer to, not a number,” he says. So we are introduced to Achilles, Hector, Perseus, Orestes, and Spartacus, each of them a specially created deinonychus, which is sort of like a miniature T-rex. They have super-sensitive smell and hearing, incredible strength and speed and pack-hunting instincts, and they have modified forelegs, lengthened and topped with more dextrous fingers, as well as dog DNA for increased obedience and human DNA so they can solve problems well. All of this is topped off with a drug-regulating implant that can dose them with adrenaline or serotonin as the situation demands.
Posts
From Pennypedia, the cheap encyclopedia
Quotes
1. Are we remaking the wiki page on raptors now or what?[1]
2. I'll ask my girlfriend when she gets home. She the evolutionist in the house.[citation needed]
3. Wedge dosen't like me. [2]
4. I'll give skull credit for this one. A+++ would read again.SIZE="2"]Note: MiraclemanS cannot read. See Urban Myths 2[/SIZE Also: What kind of pizza should I order? All this dino talk is making me hungry as hell.
5. Tell me Wedge, what should I get on my pizza?[4]
Trivia
1. MiraclemanS once wrapped duct tape around the midsection of a groundhog in order to assist in interspecies relations. His reasoning behind this was to prevent the creature from "splitting in twain."
2. While on his third tour of duty in "Da Nang" [3], MiraclemanS developed a deep sense of paranoia and an unfounded fear of "Charlie". This has recently leaked into his online forum persona.
Urban Myths
1. Speculation in late 2006 regarding MiraclemanS heterosexuality were reinforced when he was supposedly photographed with a female. Mythbusters was unable to either Confirm or Bust these allegations, instead labeling the photographs as Plausible. Above said photographs are now as infamous and as hotly debated as Bigfoot and Nessie.
2. While diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome early in life, MiraclemanS is no longer required to wear a drool bib while in public.
References
1. ^ Originating Thread.
2. ^ Latest posting.
3. ^ http://www.danang.gov.vn/
4. ^ Thincrust, pepperoni and pineapple.
I want some olives right now
awm nawm nawm
that reminds me.
I have an open can of olives in my fridge I should eat.
nawm nawm nawm
yeah I only like extremely fresh and uncooked tomatoes because they're still firm. when they get even the littlest bit mushy, its game over for me.
From Pennypedia, the cheap encyclopedia
Quotes
1. Are we remaking the wiki page on raptors now or what?[1]
2. I'll ask my girlfriend when she gets home. She the evolutionist in the house.[citation needed]
3. Wedge dosen't like me. [2]
4. I'll give skull credit for this one. A+++ would read again.SIZE="2"]Note: MiraclemanS cannot read. See Urban Myths 2[/SIZE Also: What kind of pizza should I order? All this dino talk is making me hungry as hell.
5. Tell me Wedge, what should I get on my pizza?[4]
6. Done, minus the olives. They make me vomit.
7. I am so having an ego trip because of this. I like you for this.[See Urban Myths 1]
Trivia
1. MiraclemanS once wrapped duct tape around the midsection of a groundhog in order to assist in interspecies relations. His reasoning behind this was to prevent the creature from "splitting in twain."
2. While on his third tour of duty in "Da Nang" [3], MiraclemanS developed a deep sense of paranoia and an unfounded fear of "Charlie". This has recently leaked into his online forum persona.
Urban Myths
1. Speculation in late 2006 regarding MiraclemanS heterosexuality were reinforced when he was supposedly photographed with a female. Mythbusters was unable to either Confirm or Bust these allegations, instead labeling the photographs as Plausible. Above said photographs are now as infamous and as hotly debated as Bigfoot and Nessie.
2. While diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome early in life, MiraclemanS is no longer required to wear a drool bib while in public.
References
1. ^ Originating Thread.
2. ^ Latest posting.
3. ^ http://www.danang.gov.vn/
4. ^ Thincrust, pepperoni and pineapple.
THREAD RE-RAIL:
wait dont do it
awwwwww, but it CHANGES.
OH SHIT WAIT WRONG PICTURE SORRY
WHY NOT DEINONEICHUS FURRIES
he's all
"buuhhhhh?"
NO!
"all i did was say hi omg wut?
From Pennypedia, the cheap encyclopedia
Quotes
1. Are we remaking the wiki page on raptors now or what?[1]
2. I'll ask my girlfriend when she gets home. She the evolutionist in the house.[citation needed]
3. Wedge dosen't like me. [2]
4. I'll give skull credit for this one. A+++ would read again.SIZE="2"]Note: MiraclemanS cannot read. See Urban Myths 2[/SIZE Also: What kind of pizza should I order? All this dino talk is making me hungry as hell.
5. Tell me Wedge, what should I get on my pizza?[4]
6. Done, minus the olives. They make me vomit.
7. I am so having an ego trip because of this. I like you for this.[See Urban Myths 1]
Trivia
1. MiraclemanS once wrapped duct tape around the midsection of a groundhog in order to assist in interspecies relations. His reasoning behind this was to prevent the creature from "splitting in twain."
2. While on his third tour of duty in "Da Nang" [3], MiraclemanS developed a deep sense of paranoia and an unfounded fear of "Charlie". This has recently leaked into his online forum persona.
Culinary Preferences
Dislikes
1. Olives
2. Tomatoes
Likes
1. Tainted souls of unbaptized children
2. Ska
Urban Myths
1. Speculation in late 2006 regarding MiraclemanS heterosexuality were reinforced when he was supposedly photographed with a female. Mythbusters was unable to either Confirm or Bust these allegations, instead labeling the photographs as Plausible. Above said photographs are now as infamous and as hotly debated as Bigfoot and Nessie.
2. While diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome early in life, MiraclemanS is no longer required to wear a drool bib while in public.
References
1. ^ Originating Thread.
2. ^ Latest posting.
3. ^ http://www.danang.gov.vn/
4. ^ Thincrust, pepperoni and pineapple.
5. ^ Throbbing Cock
6. ^ Last one, promise.
These guys?
Fuck that, Ankylosaurus all the way.
Archaeopteryx too, at least they weren't posers.
will probably be excellent/terrifying to watch while high