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When you go to the store to buy clothes...
Jordyn
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Really, Commander?Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
Do you feel weird if you are wearing clothes you bought from that store?
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I am not a spendy person
for instance: I live on only money I get from financial aid
I live on that, I don't just pay tuition and shit, I eat, live and drink that money to its last drop
like say
old navy in big letters hoodies while at the gap
What if they think I stole it?
Only when I go to Gymboree.
So today I'm getting dressed and I think "I won't wear that hoodie, I gotta go buy jeans there later."
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Did you know you were making the same lame joke I did in the first reply?
He's stealing your bit, Filler!
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I always get nervous that they'll think I'm stealing
tfaricazy gap and old navy are owned by the same company.
Extraordinary takes time
His bag with the 360 beeped every time going in and out and he got searched every time in every store.
I couldn't stop laughing.
I'm on this, he won't get away with this shit.
okay then
It's not like a salmon returning to the spawning grounds. Your hoodie won't spray semen all over the little miss section and then fall from your body from exhaustion.
Steam
In all fairness, I'm actually a four year old girl.
next to the hoodies, looking at the jeans.
and right there next to me is a pile of hoodies.
The one I'm wearing.
that's weird.
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Now just hold the fuck on. Are those SPIDERS coming out of the puppy's mouth on your avatar?
75 briefs for $3.47
But I don't want to seem too suspicious when I'm doing this, right? Because I'm actually a legitimate customer. All this just makes me more nervous. I've actually passed out in a store before from all the excitement. Luckily no one really saw me as I sat down. If some security person found me and had to wake me up I don't now what I'd do. Probably vomit on them or something.
After enough time has passed I find that I'm able to at least try something on. Usually being in the changing rooms helps quite a bit as they almost never have cameras in there. They don't, right? Jeez, now I'm going to be thinking about that next time I'm in there.
At any rate, it's really not until I'm safely walking out of the store with the merchandise in hand and no security alarms going off that I can finally let out a big phewf-ta of relief.
dangle dangle
No they are dandelion seeds
Man, you ain't ever splurge and buy a nice pair of silk boxers? Or gotten stuff with silly, fun designs so you can feel special all day having batman on your junk?
what
uh, the point of briefs is for the support
Those sound like some serious panic attacks.
I have 13 pairs of boxers that read "Home of the Whopper"
boxers for me
so on a similar note:
how acceptable is it to open food in supermarkets and eat while you shop, fully intending to pay for it later? i'm talking cereal or something.
Guess where the hole for my penis to come out is?
But how many of them are from strange men you met at a public restroom?
Nope.
I typed all that up just so I could say phewf-ta.
got them around the time fantastic 4 came out
do you see where i am going with this?
Unless you are a middleage, 300lb woman in a moomoo, not at all.
Fuck I am filled with bad jokes today I'm gonna go have a smoke.