does anybody want to cyber

yourclothes

i put my hand on your lap

slowly dragging it upwards

mully

i am a rhinoceros
i begin to stamp my feet angrily

Garlic Bread

my asshole has started bleeding

Fiz

When I first started modeling, I got shipped off to Paris and I had to go on like 30 to 40 castings for high-fashion. Name drop, name drop, name drop. All these big designers, with three photos. And I thought the photos were busted. And I booked 25 fashion shows! But I walked in there like, 'Yo, I have a Vogue cover!' So just walk in with some confidence, even if you fake it.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

I cast Magic Missle!

Oh THAT cyber. Not cyber battle.

mrpaku

my nipples are poking holes in my shirt

Berk

I dislodge Charlemagne's crown from my bellend

the urge for irn bru condoms arises

Mr. Henry Bemis

my extremities are leaking

Zephyr

UR MR ASS

Lucky Cynic

wags his tail in delight as he slowly nods to your advances.

yourclothes

using the asshole blood

Ubik

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Meissnerd

WAM THIS IS OUR CUE

FortyTwo

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

/me wags his tail in delight as he slowly nods to your advances.

Slowly stroking one of your two fur-covered erections

mrpaku

Lucky Cynic wrote: »

/me wags his tail in delight as he slowly nods to your advances.

then what happened

did one of them howl

Zephyr

YOU'RE A STAR NOW KENNY

Urian

i put my hand on your erect penis

CJTheran

I slowly take the cat-o-nine-tails out of the closet.

Jimothy

Ubik wrote: »

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Beat me to it.


Oh man, that works for the thread too.

Meissnerd

I bid someone get wam in here please

Fiz

One thing you have to watch is your hoochiness. Just kinda...get hoochie. You don't have to, like, hoochify yourself to be beautiful

Urian

I perform a strawberry shortcake on your face and then I begin reading a copy of U.S. Weekly

DarkPrimus

I double-check the chains, making sure they are securely fastened and you cannot escape.

mrpaku

the robot's optical sensors quickly approximate the probable location of the g-spot and the extendo arm begins to pulse vigorously

Javen

I jam a spoonful of too much ice cream in my mouth at once, then pick my nose and wipe it on my sock.

Urian

I then begin feltching you while writing a sonnet on your back

I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up

Koshian wrote: »

let me slip into something a little more comfortable

orca stacks

let me slip into something more slide

basically what I'm saying is who wants to slip and slide?

boy i am bad at this

Berk

mully wrote: »

i am a rhinoceros
i begin to stamp my feet angrily

I lie down in my organic uniform whispering in hushed tones

I am your savanna

Degjo

I'm invited into your house, you know me well. My excitment is noticable as I'm wearing only a white T-shirt and grey Sweatpants.

I was jogging earlier, so the ass of my pants looks like I shit myself a wet one. the front of my pants show you that I am well endowed. My balls swing back and forth, lightly hitting my pants as I walk toward you, their outline is sometimes annouced by a light tapping coming from inside of my pants, and underneath my throbbing erection.

Monkeybomb

I roll over and go back to sleep.

Belruel

Ubik wrote: »

I put on my robe and wizard hat

i fondle my d20 gently... then roughly. i just know i'm gonna roll 20's in my pants

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

I whisper softly into your ear "I am a level 12 ninja, with 5 levels into rogue."

Urian

I swing my ballsack into your eardrum repeatadly while whispering "i love you"

Larlar

And then your parents walk in while simultaneously fucking your dog grandmother.