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A [PHALLA] of Ice and Fire - Littlefinger is King

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i see you still have some of your baggage from the plane

    I was never on the plane. I do still have my decorative crotches which I removed from oh so many of you.

    Oats on
  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Crono729 wrote: »
    !Vote Qorzm

    You know... becoming the reagent might kill you just as easily as the mob vote. Kings AND reagents have an alarming tendency to die horribly in this particular universe.
    Sounds like you have a vigilante kill.

    Qorzm on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oatway wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i see you still have some of your baggage from the plane

    I was never on the plane. I do still have my decorative crotches which I removed from oh so many of you.

    hey, the others pulled me out of the ether on day 6 for no particular reason

    this is a fascinating development

    mrpaku on
  • Crono729Crono729 Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Qorzm wrote: »
    Crono729 wrote: »
    !Vote Qorzm

    You know... becoming the reagent might kill you just as easily as the mob vote. Kings AND reagents have an alarming tendency to die horribly in this particular universe.
    Sounds like you have a vigilante kill.

    Stating facts unfortunately. Haven't read the books in a while but something like the previous 5 Hands have not died..... naturally. I wouldn't say Aerys and Robert's deaths were pleasent, either. And if you have read the whole series, you kno it only gets worse than that D:

    Crono729 on
  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Crono729 wrote: »
    Qorzm wrote: »
    Crono729 wrote: »
    !Vote Qorzm

    You know... becoming the reagent might kill you just as easily as the mob vote. Kings AND reagents have an alarming tendency to die horribly in this particular universe.
    Sounds like you have a vigilante kill.

    Stating facts unfortunately. Haven't read the books in a while but something like the previous 5 Hands have not died..... naturally. I wouldn't say Aerys and Robert's deaths were pleasent, either. And if you have read the whole series, you kno it only gets worse than that D:
    I've only completely finished the first one. No spoilers please! D:

    But yeah, this is one of my most anticipated phallas, and I don't really want to die early, so precisionk

    Qorzm on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i've spent all day catching up on the series

    my employer's money was well spent

    mrpaku on
  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I bought A Game of Thrones for a co-worker of mine like 2 months ago and he only read the prologue. I decided to take it back today and give it to someone who will actually enjoy it.

    Qorzm on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, comeon guys, let's pick up the posting pace around here.

    I need something to do. T.T

    TehSpectre on
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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Defend yourself.

    !TehSpectre

    Qorzm on
  • Crono729Crono729 Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Not much to talk about right now. Hmm. Who would win in a fight, Sandor or Gregor?

    Who do you like more, Tyrion or Jaime?

    Crono729 on
  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Tyrion is definitely my favorite.

    And man, I fucking know a spoiler is going to fly out of nowhere, so again, make sure you mark your spoilers please.

    Qorzm on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !vote TehSpectre

    because of his rep

    mrpaku on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    !vote TehSpectre

    because of his rep

    I can't help it if I have a reputation for being sexy.

    TehSpectre on
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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !retract tehspectre

    I was just kidding and also bored. We don't have to actually kill him D:

    Qorzm on
  • OsvikOsvik Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Crono729 wrote: »
    Not much to talk about right now. Hmm. Who would win in a fight, Sandor or Gregor?

    Who do you like more, Tyrion or Jaime?

    Tyrion > Jaime

    And I think Sandor could beat his brother, but it would be a close fight

    Osvik on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Qorzm wrote: »
    !retract tehspectre

    I was just kidding and also bored. We don't have to actually kill him D:

    I would suggest retracting in red if you're going to retract. The lime is gonna confuse talliers.

    TehSpectre on
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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Qorzm wrote: »
    !retract tehspectre

    I was just kidding and also bored. We don't have to actually kill him D:

    I would suggest retracting in red if you're going to retract. The lime is gonna confuse talliers.

    Serves them right.

    Frosteey on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    DevoutlyApathetic

    I'm not sure if he's playing, but he'd make a good regent.

    I am indeed playing and am your only sane alternative to God-Cardinal "Massacre" PrecisionK.

    I'll be all Tyrion-like. The dude everybody just assumes is evil but is really doing an awesome job for the people of our great seven kingdoms.

    Unlike these other fake regents, DevoutlyApathetic can talk with a proper ASOIF accent.

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    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • Crono729Crono729 Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Storm of Swords Spoiler
    Aww I dunno about that. The Red Viper had him pinned (literally). Big bastard should have just given up and died.

    Crono729 on
  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I only changed the color in the above post, but if it is going to be a problem, here is the official vote.

    !retract tehspectre

    Qorzm on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sandor vs. Gregor spoiler: (Game of Thrones)
    I'm pretty sure that there was an occasion where Sandor beat back Gregor in a swordfight, saving Ser Loras, the Knight of Fudgepackers, in the process.

    Plutonium on
  • Crono729Crono729 Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Which house has the best words? I'm partial to Baratheon myself.

    Ours is the fury indeed.

    Crono729 on
  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Winter is coming always gives me the chills.

    Qorzm on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Sandor vs. Gregor spoiler: (Game of Thrones)
    I'm pretty sure that there was an occasion where Sandor beat back Gregor in a swordfight, saving Ser Loras, the Knight of Fudgepackers, in the process.
    The first tourny shown in the books. Loras fucks with Gregor by bringing a mare who was in heat causing Gregor's stallion to freak out. Gregor gets pissed and attacks Loras but Sandor intervenes. They cross swords and not much more IIRC.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Sandor vs. Gregor spoiler: (Game of Thrones)
    I'm pretty sure that there was an occasion where Sandor beat back Gregor in a swordfight, saving Ser Loras, the Knight of Fudgepackers, in the process.
    The first tourny shown in the books. Loras fucks with Gregor by bringing a mare who was in heat causing Gregor's stallion to freak out. Gregor gets pissed and attacks Loras but Sandor intervenes. They cross swords and not much more IIRC.
    Gregor also decapitates his own horse, just to set up how much of an evil dick he is.

    Also, Hear me Roar just sounds stupid.

    Plutonium on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Also, Hear me Roar just sounds stupid.

    What if you are woman

    Green on
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Green wrote: »
    What if you are woman
    Then you'd be Cersei and a giant bitch that redefines the very word bitch.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm not sure that Green's entirely sober right now.

    Plutonium on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That's okay, I'll take any reason I can get to vent my hatred of fucking Cersei. I loathed her chapters in Feast.
    Yes, yes, she's a huge bitch and sucks at this political thing but has no clue that she does. I get it, can we kill her and move on now?

    Also, I wonder if what we were told about Loras in Feast was true or not.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Posting from PSP. Am I a bad person? I'll vote later. Also, :^: to the narration.

    cj iwakura on
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    Well, good morning. Welcome to the new scenario. What should we do today?
  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If you were posting from your DS or Wii you would not be a bad person

    Qorzm on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    I'm not sure that Green's entirely sober right now.

    "I am woman, hear me roar"

    You uncultured swine

    Green on
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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Aha, grudge time.

    !Die, Grundlterror!

    Also it should be blatantly obvious that DA is not fit to govern a potato patch, much less a kingdom. I shall therefore !vote Bliss 101 for God-Emperor.

    Bliss 101 on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yes, let's vote in someone with a title along the lines of "the Merciless".

    I'm all over that.

    TehSpectre on
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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I am merciless but fair.

    Bliss 101 on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    I am merciless but fair.

    Lies.

    TehSpectre on
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    !vote Qorzm
    A challenger to the G-E throne approaches!

    Though it's a fairly safe bet that the closer to the end this gets, the Regent/Hand duo can expect to be murdered, and often.

    cj iwakura on
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  • FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    I am merciless but fair.

    Lies.

    Why the hell do you want to show mercy to the bad guys?

    Frosteey on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Frosteey wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Bliss 101 wrote: »
    I am merciless but fair.

    Lies.

    Why the hell do you want to show mercy to the bad guys?

    You guys think this is some normal phalla with a bunch of good guys and a few bad guys?

    This is a war over control of the Iron throne. Whichever team is still alive at the end wins.

    Plutonium on
  • SkulkSkulk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh hey, !Tehspectre how's it going?.

    Skulk on
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