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Great Porn Soundbytes of Our Time

TubeTube Registered User admin
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
After much time and searching (well, a google search) I can confirm to the world the existence of my favourite porn star, Dropping Loads Guy, and bring you some clips of him as heard on the Howard Stern Show. Highlights include (spoilers if you want to surprise yourself)
"WET CUNT! WET CUNT!"
"FILTHY HOOKERS GET DOWSED!"
"EAT IT! EAT IT! YES, YOU NASTY PIG!"

and if anyone still has them hosted, my personal favourite
"POLISH MY HELMET, SKANK!"

Extravagantly NSFW

http://foxbert.com/upload/c/c2/Nick_Manning_-_Dropping_Loads_Clips_%26_Song.mp3
http://foxbert.com/upload/7/7c/Nick_Manning_-_Dropping_loads_clips_%26_song_2.mp3

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    Also, from Another Man's Wife
    "QUIT FUCKING AROUND! FUCK FACE! FACE FUCK!"
    "STICK THE COCK IN YOU! STICK THE COCK IN YOU!

    Tube on
  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    tube may your glorious reign never end

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm worried about tube, you guys

    he is devolving

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    oh jesus it's even more glorious than i could ever have hoped

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Tube you are my king

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    I like collect this guy's stuff now. There's a great one where he's making love to a girl who thinks she is a bit "edgy" and thinks she will "dirty talk a little" and is just outclassed.

    Tube on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    I also have confirmed
    "FUCK ME LIKE A STRIPPER POLE YOU SLUT"
    and uncomfirmed
    "EAT MY COCK PUKE"

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    eaaaaaatttt ittttt hguunnnnnnghhhgghhhhhhhghghghhhhhhggggggggggggg

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    strip the title from whoever is closest to it now

    this man is the shakespeare of our time

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    I think his enunciation is part of the charm.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    Haha, Tube says "making love"! :P

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    What else could you call such a beautiful act in this context?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    a good hard cocking

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    If you notice, in the first clip George Takei wonders how "she can taaalk with herr moouuuth fuuuull"

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    deep dicking

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Eat My Cock Puke.

    Isn't that from Othello?

    #pipe on
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  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh man where is Captain K.

    "WRECK MY ASS! I MEAN REALLY, REALLY WRECK IT!"

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  • Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I hold "Oh.. My... Rod!" in high regard.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "CHEEZEBALLS FUCKING CHEEZEBALLS"

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  • coldbird.coldbird. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i don't understand german but i don't think she wants that cock in her ass right there

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    This guy and Buck Angel are my professional porn heroes.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    No porn allowed. Tube must now ban himself.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Alas, poor Yorick

    I POLISHED HIS HELMET, Horatio

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  • MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    I'm worried about tube, you guys

    he is devolving

    Soon he will unravel in to an uninteresting sheet of paper.

    :(

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    What about "But I poop from there!"?
    Does anybody know what YTMND it is that has that soundbite?

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    This guy's basically the Ultimate Warrior of porn

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Okay, maybe I'll find the video again, it was such a great laugh.

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  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    The intro to some funny stuff:

    The chick who speaks with a strong eastern european accent has this great look of "I'm looking for the right word" right before she says "huge.... paper..."

    turn down your volume, it's probably pretty loud

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    It's a threesome, two girls a guy, both of the girls have their eyes covered, basically:
    Director: Look at those fucking tits, Kimberly Johnson, you're the greatest.
    Old one: Kimberly Johnson? KIMBERLY JOHNSON!?
    Director laughs, old one take off here blindfold and then the younger girl's.
    Old one: Oh my god.
    Young one: Mom!
    Everyone but the two laughs.

    PotU on
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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh I have a few good ones.

    From a wonderful little Max Hardcore feature where he's anally violating a woman (bar hag face included) in a girl scout uniform:

    "So what do I get if I buy two boxes?"

    Later in that gem, he says this to the not-so-young strumpet:
    "You're a little cocksucker. Anyone in your school call you cocksucker?"

    Well, people at my school called me that, but I don't think it was in the same context...

    Also, from another strange one where it has a male ballet teacher and a younger female student:
    (in a hilariously bad fake Russian accent)
    "I AM THE TEACHER!
    YOU ARE THE PUPIL!
    SUCK MY COCK, PUPIL!"

    Dude had a dick shaped like a fishhook, too.

    Some of my friends back in high school had this one on their band's answering machine:
    "Oh yeah, baby. Nice, hot cum-bath just for you."

    I hope she used soap.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    AHAHAHA

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    this guy reminds me of a male sasha gray

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    everything in art school sluts is hilarious because eon mckai thinks he's a real filmmaker

    you make hardcore porn, chuckles

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    does anyone have that singing guy

    NOW IM IN YOUR ASS YEAAAH

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  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh jesus. I forgot about that dude.

    I might have it...let me look.


    Wait, no. It's on the laptop. Sorry.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    It's a threesome, two girls a guy, both of the girls have their eyes covered, basically:
    Director: Look at those fucking tits, Kimberly Johnson, you're the greatest.
    Old one: Kimberly Johnson? KIMBERLY JOHNSON!?
    Director laughs, old one take off here blindfold and then the younger girl's.
    Old one: Oh my god.
    Young one: Mom!
    Everyone but the two laughs.

    Okay... this, I have to see.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    It's a threesome, two girls a guy, both of the girls have their eyes covered, basically:
    Director: Look at those fucking tits, Kimberly Johnson, you're the greatest.
    Old one: Kimberly Johnson? KIMBERLY JOHNSON!?
    Director laughs, old one take off here blindfold and then the younger girl's.
    Old one: Oh my god.
    Young one: Mom!
    Everyone but the two laughs.

    Okay... this, I have to see.

    Is a PM okay?

    PotU on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    PotU send me that link, too.

    Me Too! on
    Druhim wrote: »
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PotU wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    PotU wrote: »
    It's a threesome, two girls a guy, both of the girls have their eyes covered, basically:
    Director: Look at those fucking tits, Kimberly Johnson, you're the greatest.
    Old one: Kimberly Johnson? KIMBERLY JOHNSON!?
    Director laughs, old one take off here blindfold and then the younger girl's.
    Old one: Oh my god.
    Young one: Mom!
    Everyone but the two laughs.

    Okay... this, I have to see.

    Is a PM okay?

    I'm pretty sure PMing stuff that is not kosher to post is not kosher either.

    So ask me off the record.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    potu i need that link more than i need anything

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