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Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
The GeekOh-Two Crew, OmeganautRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited October 2007
This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop. But this is still a good mop. Sometimes you have to take what lifegives you. 'Cause life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt, crud, bugs and hairballs and stuff. You, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad, you know a mop... a mop, it's not good enough. It's not good enough! You gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know. You gotta really scrub. You gotta get it off, gotta really try and get it off. But if that doesn't work, if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta stand right up, you gotta run to a window and say, "HEY!!! THESE FLOORS ARE DIRTY AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!"
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World as Mytha breezy way to annoy serious peopleRegistered Userregular
edited October 2007
any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him
any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down
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*boom*
*boom*
"ROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRRR"
-Jurassic Park
Secret Satan
"You scared my mule, he doesn't like to be scared. I want you to go apologize to him".
"In a row?"
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
(wam/drian/qmark thread)
-Planet Terror
"VrrrrrrrrrrrrrrOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-
-OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm-
-vvvvvvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
-Death Proof
Secret Satan
Play Fanduel. One Day Fantasy Leagues use my referral
Be my friend on Magic Online! Dogbone19 is me.
Get him out of the fucking water.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
"Screeee! Screeeeeee!"
-Aliens
Secret Satan
-Cate Blanchett in Babel
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Oh Vent
*bang**bang**bang**bang**bang**bang*
"Cause... I hate possys."
- 3:10 to Yuma
"Star Trek: The Motion Picture"
Secret Satan
Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket
ahahah nice
I can't tell if you are joking.
Please support this for me, I need you to qualify it. It's going to drive me nuts trying to figure out how you came to this conclusion.
*pfffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt*
*gasp gasp gasp*
-Total Recall
Secret Satan
"HEY!!! THESE FLOORS ARE DIRTY AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!"
any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down