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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "pirate hats? of course!"

    no way

    you are making this up

    Nuzak on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "pirate hats? of course!"

    Fine, totally ignore how I explained the guy was a shit bag and deserved to be spit on, let your unjust assessment of me as a shit head dangle.

    sarukun on
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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Years ago I found this one cum-shot compilation and showed it to my friend.
    It had a bukkake scene where the girl slurps the cum into her mouth.
    My friend got up from the chair, ran to the bathroom and started puking.

    I laughed so hard.

    Zombot on
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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Sorry, guido wasn't meant as an italian slight, it was meant as a NYC Gotti Brothers lookalike.

    I should have used douche instead of guido

    yeah those kids

    GottiBoys.jpg

    Look at how lovely they are!

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    he should!

    Knob on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    "pirate hats? of course!"

    Fine, totally ignore how I explained the guy was a shit bag and deserved to be spit on, let your unjust assessment of me as a shit head dangle.

    Quiet down, shit head.

    NotASenator on
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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    if you want to make it nice, nas/nac

    you could put a space in between HOME and TOWN

    Knob on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Years ago I found this one cum-shot compilation and showed it to my friend.
    It had a bukkake scene where the girl slurps the cum into her mouth.
    My friend got up from the chair, ran to the bathroom and started puking.

    I laughed so hard.

    does your friend only have sex in the missionary with the lights off?

    Mysst on
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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If you spit on someone, just be ready to get your ass handed to you.

    Wise_a on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    "pirate hats? of course!"

    Fine, totally ignore how I explained the guy was a shit bag and deserved to be spit on, let your unjust assessment of me as a shit head dangle.

    pfft, do what you want. sure the guy was an ass. spitting on him was still stupid, and the fact that you're apparently bigger and stronger than him makes you a bully.

    Tube on
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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Years ago I found this one cum-shot compilation and showed it to my friend.
    It had a bukkake scene where the girl slurps the cum into her mouth.
    My friend got up from the chair, ran to the bathroom and started puking.

    I laughed so hard.

    does your friend only have sex in the missionary with the lights off?

    Actually he said he hates the taste of pussy and can't stand any hair around that area.
    He's also fat.
    Very fat.
    I bet he has a lonely sex life.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    To be fair this cumshot compilation is just one girl and it's not too bad. My friend had one that was just horrific. Like "why is that woman bald? oh my god is he going to... NO... NO! NO!"

    Tube on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    If you spit on someone, just be ready to get your ass handed to you.

    I believe I mentioned that I was very fortunate that the man had no spine.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Years ago I found this one cum-shot compilation and showed it to my friend.
    It had a bukkake scene where the girl slurps the cum into her mouth.
    My friend got up from the chair, ran to the bathroom and started puking.

    I laughed so hard.

    does your friend only have sex in the missionary with the lights off?

    I love how you jump from bukkake sickening someone to being puritanically repressed.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Tube, Belladonna compilation? you dirty motherfucker.

    edit t;notacrrok-what can I say, I'm a man that believes you either do something whole hog or not at all.

    Mysst on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    NotACrook wrote: »

    I'm pretty sure the name means god wind or angel wind or something to that effect.

    Usually translated into "Divine Wind" but "God Wind" works almost as well.
    They were actually somewhat banking on a divine wind to save them towards the end of the Pacific campaign in WWII once things started going sour for them. They used the word Kamikaze to name the suicide pilots because they desperately needed to positively market the act of blowing yourself up to destroy enemy ships since they were basically against the wall at that point.

    Kind of like anytime when a leader references the Bible or the Koran or other religious material to justify a military action.

    Now it has forever stained their history.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    if you want to make it nice, nas/nac

    you could put a space in between HOME and TOWN

    It's so beautiful now.

    Where would my life be without you, knobbers?

    NotASenator on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    "pirate hats? of course!"

    Fine, totally ignore how I explained the guy was a shit bag and deserved to be spit on, let your unjust assessment of me as a shit head dangle.

    pfft, do what you want. sure the guy was an ass. spitting on him was still stupid, and the fact that you're apparently bigger and stronger than him makes you a bully.

    I'm glad you were there to compare body weights and sizes, jackass. I was no bigger or stronger than he.


    But being that he was a giant racist, I imagine he was terrified of the big scary foreigner.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Tube, Belladonna compilation? you dirty motherfucker.

    Devon actually.

    Tube on
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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Years ago I found this one cum-shot compilation and showed it to my friend.
    It had a bukkake scene where the girl slurps the cum into her mouth.
    My friend got up from the chair, ran to the bathroom and started puking.

    I laughed so hard.

    does your friend only have sex in the missionary with the lights off?

    Those puking sounds you heard were just him Bukakke-ing himself

    Wise_a on
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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Tube, Belladonna compilation? you dirty motherfucker.

    Belladonna has the worst taste in hair fashion.
    She goes from beautiful black, long hair to short ugly bleach blonde and then to bald.
    Of course she's monumentally stupid so I guess she'd take fashion advice from anyone.

    Zombot on
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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Mysst wrote: »
    Tube, Belladonna compilation? you dirty motherfucker.

    Devon actually.

    Wait Devon?
    As in that cute blonde chick?
    Please tell me she didn't shave her head.

    Zombot on
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Guys, this is a Guido:

    andrew-dice-clay.jpg

    Anything and everything about him is Guido.

    Butters on
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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think we can all agree - early Jenna Haze is really the best porn star.

    Wise_a on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Tube, Belladonna compilation? you dirty motherfucker.

    Devon actually.

    Wait Devon?
    As in that cute blonde chick?
    Please tell me she didn't shave her head.

    Read the post! the bald chick was a different compilation. GOD.

    Tube on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Off to google Jenna Haze.

    sarukun on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Tube, Belladonna compilation? you dirty motherfucker.

    Devon actually.

    Wait Devon?
    As in that cute blonde chick?
    Please tell me she didn't shave her head.

    that's what I was about to say, I've never seen her bald.

    Mysst on
    ikbUJdU.jpg
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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Tube, Belladonna compilation? you dirty motherfucker.

    Belladonna has the worst taste in hair fashion.
    She goes from beautiful black, long hair to short ugly bleach blonde and then to bald.
    Of course she's monumentally stupid so I guess she'd take fashion advice from anyone.

    Not that her hair style really matters as her most recent shit consists of fucking trannies and shoving the business end of a baseball bat up her ass.

    Butters on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    I think we can all agree - early Jenna Haze is really the best porn star.

    Tiiiiiiiiiiny boobies.

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    dang i ain't ever seen a bald lady in a video before

    internet don't fail me now

    Knob on
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Tube, Belladonna compilation? you dirty motherfucker.

    Belladonna has the worst taste in hair fashion.
    She goes from beautiful black, long hair to short ugly bleach blonde and then to bald.
    Of course she's monumentally stupid so I guess she'd take fashion advice from anyone.

    Not that her hair style really matters as her most recent shit consists of fucking trannies and shoving the business end of a baseball bat up her ass.

    Ow, my brain.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Tube, Belladonna compilation? you dirty motherfucker.

    Belladonna has the worst taste in hair fashion.
    She goes from beautiful black, long hair to short ugly bleach blonde and then to bald.
    Of course she's monumentally stupid so I guess she'd take fashion advice from anyone.

    Not that her hair style really matters as her most recent shit consists of fucking trannies and shoving the business end of a baseball bat up her ass.

    Ow, my mind's eye.

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What the hell happened there?

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Off to google Jenna Haze.

    :(


    She looks a lot like a girl I know.

    NotASenator on
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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Tube, Belladonna compilation? you dirty motherfucker.

    Belladonna has the worst taste in hair fashion.
    She goes from beautiful black, long hair to short ugly bleach blonde and then to bald.
    Of course she's monumentally stupid so I guess she'd take fashion advice from anyone.

    Not that her hair style really matters as her most recent shit consists of fucking trannies and shoving the business end of a baseball bat up her ass.

    Her low (or high, depending on taste) point has to be the stuff she did when she was pregnant. I was not expecting that when I d/l that clip. I just saw her name, and thought "oh man, what crazy stuff is she gonna do in this one".

    lostwords on
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    sarukun is shocked

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited October 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Zombot wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Tube, Belladonna compilation? you dirty motherfucker.

    Belladonna has the worst taste in hair fashion.
    She goes from beautiful black, long hair to short ugly bleach blonde and then to bald.
    Of course she's monumentally stupid so I guess she'd take fashion advice from anyone.

    Not that her hair style really matters as her most recent shit consists of fucking trannies and shoving the business end of a baseball bat up her ass.

    internet don't fail me now

    Knob on
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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    sarukun wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    I think we can all agree - early Jenna Haze is really the best porn star.

    Tiiiiiiiiiiny boobies.

    It saddens me that she's going the route of double anal now.
    That poor girl.
    She's gonna be in diapers later on in life.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ahaha, it hurt sarukun's head so bad he had to post four times.

    Mysst on
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