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Secret Satans III: The Giftening Stole My Baby On Infinite Earths: UNRATED AND UNCUT!

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited October 2007 in Social Entropy++
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(thanks Mully)

ALRIGHT KIDS

SIGN UPS ARE OVER

What is this? For those of you who are just joining us, I do this thing every year whereby the members of this forum exchange beads and trinkets in the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ, our one true savior, who will help us smite the evil muslims. Or uh, you know, Christmas. (Non Judeo-Christians welcome and encouraged to participate.)


GROUND RULES

1. Unless you know that the person you get is cool with it, NO NSFW CONTENT IN YOUR GIFT. Seriously, it only takes one dumb parent to ruin this shit for everyone.

2. There is no spending limit, upwards or downwards. Feel free to spend as much as you want, but do not expect a gift of equal value. Which leads me into rule number 3.

3. Don't bitch about your gift. Unless it's readily apparent that this person put absolutely no thought into your gift. Then you can show it on the forums and we'll all ridicule him. But don't bitch about something that someone obviously put some time into. This is known as the Sarukun Rule.

4. Don't bitch about who you got. This is a community building exercise. If you wanted someone in particular, just ask me for their address and you can buy them something on your own time. P.S. If you get someone you REALLY hate, nothing says "backhanded gift" like a donation to charity in someone's name! www.childsplaycharity.org

5. Send a gift. There will be consequences this year. This is a guarantee.

this is what we want

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not this

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6. This one isn't a rule, so much as a general notice, but there will be people of different countries participating. My advice if you get such a person is try to find an amazon in their country, or similar website, and simply order them something with a credit card. If there is absolutely no way you can do an international satan, please let me know in your address email.

Alright, I'll be updating the list as necessary.

Go to it!

Participants:
Kuribo's Shoe
Ani_b
WhipstitchZombie
Gabe
Tycho
Khoo
Skull Man
Monkeybomb
satansfingers
lostwords
SOTAR
Munkus Beaver
GABBO GABBO GABBO (manifest)
Rage
Sheri
johnny_rocker
Rankenphile
Wise_a
Jordyn
Framling
Weaver
The Lovely Bastard
gazamc
Rolo
Stale
Scarlet St.
<3 Heart
Silmaril
Sarukun
CrackedLens
Tonkka
Redfenix
Kadith
DrZiplock
Keith
Squashua
ThatDudeOverThere
Etch
The Geek
QuestionMarkMan
DarkPrimus
Hunter
Bent
Dely Apple
potatoe
Granddaddy Delicious
Callius
Sars_Boy
Filler
PotU
powerss
12gauge
Koshian
TxdoHawk
Okami
Barcardi
Grath
Green
Neville
naporeon
Penguin Incarnate
Veretas
Mathilda (Mr. Leonheart)
tony_important
cheshire
Linksville
B.C.
Dynagrip
Dumb Hero
Artreus
redimpulse
Orikaeshigitae
Lord Dave/EP
Mr. Embarkation
bombbardier
Theidar
Meissnerd
bsjezz
Perrsun
Fallout
Pb
Rockmonkey
DrIanMalcolm
Caulk Bite
Larlar
ZeroFill
Wombat!!
Fizban
Balefuego
BusterK
Orestes
World as Myth
NotACrookator
CorpseRT
PolaGo
#pipe
Lardalish
Xaquin
Zot
Tossrock
Devlin_Dragonus
As7
The Geebs That Is A Mod
kusugattai
futility
starfuck (ODOE ON THE PACKAGE PLEASE)
Mysst
Ronjon
fightinfilipino
Reginald
Bushi
Marathon
Joon
Mully
Commie
Qorzm
Belruel
Cosmic Sombrero
Daric
Moriveth/Janson
SporkAndrew
The Otaku Inquisition
Zombies Tossed My Salad
Vivixenne
szechuanosaurus
Legacy
Precisionk
Bogey
Quethal
AgentOfOrange
Darkseid
joshgotro
Quirk
ManonVonSuperock
MiracleManS
Agent Vesago
cSpooge
FlamingPineapple
Marshmallow
Raneados
Shorty
Bendery
Favlaud
Spookymuffin
Edward Strangelove
Cogliostro
.
skinny87
Arithena
Captain K
mcnally
Mugenmidget
Evander
Jimbobthemonkey
Kimihiro
Hamju
Speakeasy
Dex Dynamo
Blankspace
IpseDixit
Bucketman
MulysaSempronius
Shieux
Highfire
PkErthbnd
mr. papercuts
Druhim
Javen
AfroJ
Dee Kae
Tugga
akilae729
wombat
balthy13
FreeAgent

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    t larlar: Vaginal fluids? No jest? Prominent AC from cotton.

    mully on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    sorry that took so long

    some eager beaver locksmith locked the thread before I could quote the op

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    Took you long enough.

    Now we might not have enough time to get our presents out before christmas.

    Larlar on
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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    <obligatory "big fucking list" joke here>

    DrZiplock on
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I uh

    Xaquin on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »

    you probably know parts of my life

    the madness

    the horror

    but let me tell you about something good

    let me tell you about something that is next to holy for me

    relaxing with my best friend and roommate, enjoying our third or fourth Corona, tasting the sour rind of the limes we've wedged in the bottles

    and watching Transformers: The Movie

    that is perfect, that is wonderful

    Skull Man on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    recently I made a joke to someone about something being a crisis on infinite earths

    his reaction was a very baritone "oh, no" of disapproval

    World as Myth on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I say we make this go 100 pages by midnight.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2007
    where's the "nice" list

    Garlic Bread on
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    mully wrote: »
    t larlar: Vaginal fluids? No jest? Prominent AC from cotton.

    Fictitious error.

    Larlar on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2007
    recently I made a joke to someone about something being a crisis on infinite earths

    his reaction was a very baritone "oh, no" of disapproval

    well it definitely wasn't me


    (i'm a tenor!)

    Garlic Bread on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tasting the sour rind of the limes we've wedged in the bottles
    you queers sure have some crazy terminology

    World as Myth on
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    tl;dr

    The Geek on
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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Scandalous

    QuestionMarkMan on
  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I felt good about this in the last thread so here it is again:
    mully wrote:
    he is the belatosiest

    I read this as Blastoiseiest

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    Wise_a on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    tasting the sour rind of the limes we've wedged in the bottles
    you queers sure have some crazy terminology
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    Skull Man on
  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    I felt good about this in the last thread so here it is again:
    mully wrote:
    he is the belatosiest

    I read this as Blastoiseiest

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    hahahaha

    this made my day :D

    Captain K on
  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Larlar wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    t larlar: Vaginal fluids? No jest? Prominent AC from cotton.

    Fictitious error.

    I crit soot, furries.

    I'm not exactly sure what we're doing here, but I'm pretty sure that what I'm doing is harder.

    mully on
  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Captain K wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    I felt good about this in the last thread so here it is again:
    mully wrote:
    he is the belatosiest

    I read this as Blastoiseiest

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    hahahaha

    this made my day :D

    Then by proxy you have made my day, for me making your day.

    Wise_a on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    filling my threads with garbage is tough work

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    sure is!
    but it's not garbage
    there is point
    i mean
    it takes a small amount of skill
    i think

    mully on
  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    filling my threads with garbage is tough work
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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    filling my threads with garbage is tough work

    Its not garbage - its a pokemon!

    And you're the biggest pokemon gay I've ever met!

    Wise_a on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    filling my threads with garbage is tough work

    Its not garbage - its a pokemon!

    And you're the biggest pokemon gay I've ever met!

    muk muk muk muk

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  • mr. papercutsmr. papercuts __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I just signed up from my gmail account but I accidentally sent the email three times in various stages of completion.

    This is not spam, just a glitchy enter key.

    mr. papercuts on
    I remind you of somebody, don't I?
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    mully wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    t larlar: Vaginal fluids? No jest? Prominent AC from cotton.

    Fictitious error.

    I crit soot, furries.

    I'm not exactly sure what we're doing here, but I'm pretty sure that what I'm doing is harder.

    Surreptitious ascendancy from value origin, the first.

    Larlar on
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    recently I made a joke to someone about something being a crisis on infinite earths

    his reaction was a very baritone "oh, no" of disapproval

    well it definitely wasn't me


    (i'm a tenor!)
    I am going to reply to this in about two hours

    World as Myth on
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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    The Geek on
    BLM - ACAB
  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    Qbert, that is fantastic.

    t Geek: that, not so much.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The Geek wrote: »

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Ok, I changed my mind and I'm fucking in for this so add me to the list.

    Druhim on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Still less bounce then a DOA game.

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what happened to the rest of our grand adventures, qmark?

    you overpromised and underdelivered

    World as Myth on
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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    What the hell

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited October 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what happened to the rest of our grand adventures, qmark?

    you overpromised and underdelivered
    Wait

    You wanted more?

    QuestionMarkMan on
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