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i am going to spend every second killing people
and then when i die
i will say "look how many seconds i destroyed, you seconds, will remember your greatest enemy"
You have a 1 in 80,089,128 chance of winning Powerball national lottery (23 times easier than dying).
sure, if I am constantly entered in the powerball lottery
the way you calculated it they have a chance of dying every second of their life, but that doesn't work for Powerball unless you are entered all the time
I like to think I would spend immortality getting really good at lots of things. But hell, I don't do that with mortality, why would I do it with IMmortality.
I like to think I would spend immortality getting really good at lots of things. But hell, I don't do that with mortality, why would I do it with IMmortality.
well if you were honestly immortal and so existed forever, you'd be pretty much guaranteed to do anything and everything you had a consistent chance to
if your body didn't give out to the usual extent, the new era you walk into might get really interesting until you realized how empty and fleeting life was and became a hollow shell
I like to think that I'd use immortality like the dude in that one Hitchhiker book.
He goes around the universe, insulting everyone in it, in alphabetical order.
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like half of which I will spend sleeping
I am dissatisfied
and then when i die
i will say "look how many seconds i destroyed, you seconds, will remember your greatest enemy"
The last 50 will be spent watching The Price is Right and shitting yourself.
sure, if I am constantly entered in the powerball lottery
the way you calculated it they have a chance of dying every second of their life, but that doesn't work for Powerball unless you are entered all the time
what's the point of living past 100 if it doesn't become acceptable for me to shit on myself?
the last 9050 will be spent in a robot body
If you can make it to the bathroom the nurses give you extra applesauce.
once you get past 80 your balls stop working
that figures
Daaaaaaaaang.
Not like anyone else will ever touch it.
Whoops flawed logic.
Quite welcome!
eventually
if your body didn't give out to the usual extent, the new era you walk into might get really interesting until you realized how empty and fleeting life was and became a hollow shell
And if you take all your pills that week, they put cinamon in it!
He goes around the universe, insulting everyone in it, in alphabetical order.