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bhealeybhealey Registered User regular
edited December 2012 in Social Entropy++
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    RansRans Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    play video games i guess

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    probably make poast.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    you forgot as time continues on your chance of dying approaches 1

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    RansRans Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    and watch anime

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    SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    unless every second becomes a minute I am not too happy about having 22.7 billion seconds

    like half of which I will spend sleeping

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    parabola

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    bentbent Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    like, whoahhh maaan

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I read "I will never diet" and came in here expecting fatty pictures

    I am dissatisfied

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i am going to spend every second killing people
    and then when i die
    i will say "look how many seconds i destroyed, you seconds, will remember your greatest enemy"

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    something stupid that turns me into a statistic

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    bhealey wrote: »
    That means, statistically speaking, you have a 1 in 22.7 billion chance of dying at any given second.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    given the current pace of medical advancement, i expect to live to 150

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    given the current pace of medical advancement, i expect to live to 150

    The last 50 will be spent watching The Price is Right and shitting yourself.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    besides, your logic's all screwy
    You have a 1 in 80,089,128 chance of winning Powerball national lottery (23 times easier than dying).
    sure, if I am constantly entered in the powerball lottery

    the way you calculated it they have a chance of dying every second of their life, but that doesn't work for Powerball unless you are entered all the time

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    You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I am simply a variable to the minus one power

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    bhealeybhealey Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    .

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    I suggest you spend some of your seconds learning how odds work.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    given the current pace of medical advancement, i expect to live to 150

    The last 50 will be spent watching The Price is Right and shitting yourself.

    what's the point of living past 100 if it doesn't become acceptable for me to shit on myself?

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    bhealeybhealey Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    .

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    SoupSoup Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I will live for 10000 years

    the last 9050 will be spent in a robot body

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I would spend immortality jerkin' it.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    given the current pace of medical advancement, i expect to live to 150

    The last 50 will be spent watching The Price is Right and shitting yourself.

    what's the point of living past 100 if it doesn't become acceptable for me to shit on myself?

    If you can make it to the bathroom the nurses give you extra applesauce.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    I would spend immortality jerkin' it.

    once you get past 80 your balls stop working

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    I would spend immortality jerkin' it.

    that figures

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    given the current pace of medical advancement, i expect to live to 150

    The last 50 will be spent watching The Price is Right and shitting yourself.

    what's the point of living past 100 if it doesn't become acceptable for me to shit on myself?

    If you can make it to the bathroom the nurses give you extra applesauce.

    Daaaaaaaaang.

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    RedZeroRedZero Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    I would spend immortality jerkin' it.

    that figures

    Not like anyone else will ever touch it.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    RedZero wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    I would spend immortality jerkin' it.

    that figures

    Not like anyone else will ever touch it.
    thanks for clarifying!

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    I like to think I would spend immortality getting really good at lots of things. But hell, I don't do that with mortality, why would I do it with IMmortality.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If you die in any of those seconds then you didn't quite make it to 72.

    Whoops flawed logic.

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    RedZeroRedZero Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    RedZero wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    I would spend immortality jerkin' it.

    that figures

    Not like anyone else will ever touch it.
    thanks for clarifying!

    Quite welcome!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    The OP uses creationist logic.

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    bhealeybhealey Registered User regular
    edited December 2012
    .

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    immortality would suck

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I like to think I would spend immortality getting really good at lots of things. But hell, I don't do that with mortality, why would I do it with IMmortality.
    well if you were honestly immortal and so existed forever, you'd be pretty much guaranteed to do anything and everything you had a consistent chance to

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    immortality would suck

    eventually

    if your body didn't give out to the usual extent, the new era you walk into might get really interesting until you realized how empty and fleeting life was and became a hollow shell

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Queertzi wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    given the current pace of medical advancement, i expect to live to 150

    The last 50 will be spent watching The Price is Right and shitting yourself.

    what's the point of living past 100 if it doesn't become acceptable for me to shit on myself?

    If you can make it to the bathroom the nurses give you extra applesauce.

    Daaaaaaaaang.

    And if you take all your pills that week, they put cinamon in it!

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    bhealey wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    The OP uses creationist logic.

    Or just bored.
    Oh I wasn't taking you seriously, but it does sound like the kind of simplistic "logic" that a creationist would use.

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    Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I like to think that I'd use immortality like the dude in that one Hitchhiker book.
    He goes around the universe, insulting everyone in it, in alphabetical order.

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