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DEATH AT 70 MPH (He died)
Monkeybomb
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Last night I was riding from Dayton to Columbus with some friends, watching the season premiere of The Office on my girlfriend's Zen in the back seat. If you haven't seen this episode, I'm going to spoil it for you. Michael Scott hilariously hits one of his underlings with his car in the first 30 seconds.
Well, we're about 10 minutes into the episode when the guy driving yells "SHIT" and swerves the car into the slow lane. I look up in time to see a dude just standing in the middle of the fast lane on the interstate, holding a brewsky.
He wasn't walking or running, just standing sideways staring dumbly at the traffic. Behind us cars are swerving all over the place.
Thanks for ruining the season premiere of The Office, drunk or possibly high guy. Thanks a bunch.
So I almost saw a guy die very messily last night. What kinds of close calls have you guys had, vehicular or otherwise?
P.S. http://www.daytondailynews.com/n/content/oh/story/news/local/2007/10/15/sns101607fatal.html Whooops
Well, we're about 10 minutes into the episode when the guy driving yells "SHIT" and swerves the car into the slow lane. I look up in time to see a dude just standing in the middle of the fast lane on the interstate, holding a brewsky.
He wasn't walking or running, just standing sideways staring dumbly at the traffic. Behind us cars are swerving all over the place.
Thanks for ruining the season premiere of The Office, drunk or possibly high guy. Thanks a bunch.
So I almost saw a guy die very messily last night. What kinds of close calls have you guys had, vehicular or otherwise?
P.S. http://www.daytondailynews.com/n/content/oh/story/news/local/2007/10/15/sns101607fatal.html Whooops
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edit: Drinking my brewsky, as I call it.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
What arseholes. Were you just doing your usual and chilling in the fast lane?
YES
Drinking my brewsky.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
Also, umm, I wrecked my first car, an '86 Camaro, when the brakes failed and I hit a minivan full of kids. Thank goodness no one was hurt.
Your face is like the dumbest thing
wouldn't that be hilarious if you killed them
It really is
h5 kovak
if one day no one ever says arse ever again
i will be happy that day
Which is ironic because his face is an arse.
Oh, a laugh riot. Like a clown car catching fire.
So I'm pretty sure you are gay if you think it is a bad word.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
As for myself; I was driving around the countryside with a bunch of friends one night, I'd just drove through a muddy field and was heading over the crest of a hill at about 140kph when all of a sudden there was a 90 degree right turn. I hadn't seen any signs for it, so I brake, heavily, and try and dig my right tires into the ditch to fling myself around the corner, but that wasnt happening. I jumped the left side ditch, landed in a soya bean field and managed to force my front left tire off the rim.
it was like 10pm and we were stranded. Why? because after pushing my car out of the field and everyone exiting the car, I didnt put it in park and locked my keys inside. So, we're in the middle of nowhere with my running car, unable to move, locked out.
We got lucky and there was a mechanics shop down the road about 10 minutes. The guy who owned it was working late and happened to drive by. Stopped and had a laugh at our misfortune. Then jimmy'd the door and helped take off the screwed up rim. He and my friend went back to his shop fixed it, then returned.
I ended up paying $660 to have my car hoisted of fthe ground and put in a machine to warp the front end back into its proper position.
TL;DR: I drove way too fast and ramped a ditch busting my car. Locked myself out. Then dealt with a sketchy mechanic to get it fixed again.
AIM: Yarrfooey
flipped 7 times, over 150 yards.
crossed 2 lanes of interstate traffic.
left a 6 foot wide crater-indentation in the asphalt where I finally landed.
I was young and stupid.
good times.... good times
Yeah, dude.
It's like
Dayton
Pittsburgh
Columbus
iseewutudid
I love this typo. The image of you punching your car out of the field is too awesome.
I thought to myself this guy is crazy and went for an ambulance.
The 911 operator gave me shit because I didn't know what mile post the accident was near. I told her near the truck scales on 270 north to Frederick (she insisted that there were multiple scales on 270 (there is only one) and I should be more specific). Then she kept asking for my name which I gave her. Then she asked again and I told her. I think she probably asked me 4 or 5 times who I was. Eventualy I just hung up .... I really hope those people were ok.
seriously how are you alive
like shoot yourself in the head and see if the bullet like bounces off your skull
Basically I was on a little road that has parking on each side of the two lanes. The car in front of me was backing into a spot and there was a car in front of me (facing the other way) also waiting for the other car to back into their spot.
Well, the car backing into the parking spot finally gets clear of my lane of the road so I start driving again and at that time there was another car coming in the opposite direction of me, pulling up behind the car that was still stopped and waiting on the car backing into the spot.
For some reason, this new car thought it'd be okay to try to go around the car in front of him... in my lane... while I was still coming forward.
He's still coming, so I honk; I don't lay on the horn, but I honk because he was about to hit me. He swerves back into his lane and I drive by him and he has the craziest look on his face as I give him an angry staredown as I drive by.
As I passed him the angry guy stops, gets out of his car and starts running at my car as I'm driving off and he's shouting obscenities and other words.
I kept driving, picked up my girlfriend, then left the way I came and saw him again and mouthed a few select words at him.
I got on the highway and drove pretty fast hoping the guy wasn't going to follow me so he could murder me.
AIM: Yarrfooey
god wants Stale to suffer every pain known in the universe.
I'm being punished for something.
Haven't figured out what yet.
send this to 5 people or you'll get raped by ghostcock
Like, instantly...
That must have been one tough truck though man. Were you wearing your seatbelt or did you fly around the cab like a ragdoll?
AIM: Yarrfooey
If I recall Stale only lived because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
That was fun
did you die
it doesnt make your immune system suck
it just makes everything bad happen to you
Damn, that's an accomplishment.
AIM: Yarrfooey
It wasn't going very fast.
I got off pretty light
Just had to throw that out there.
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