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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wait, what's our reasoning for thinking Church is an alt? And whose alt is he anyway?

    Apparently a few people think I'm the same person as a previous ban-ee because we share the same nationality and happen to both speak English. It seems to me that if I wanted to lie about who I am, I'd lie about who I am. I mean, my IP shows that I'm in the United States, so I could just as easily say that I'm American. If I had been banned, why would I risk discovery by telling the truth about my nationality? Someone that would do such a thing would obviously have no qualms about lying, so it stands to reason that I'd lie about that as well.

    Church on
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  • Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Feh, I hate and love the Internet.
    Goodnight, sorry if you are a real person Church.
    If you aren't though, I would seriously reconsider your morals.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So hey. It turns out the Half-Life 2 Demo is pretty okay.

    Whoda thunk.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Maybe Church is just an AI who thinks he's a human.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    A mystery-musical-dramedy

    who in the hell greenlit this mess

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So..is Stephen Colbert seriously running?

    Please God no.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So..is Stephen Colbert seriously running?

    Please God no.

    If he's serious about it, he could split the votes of both parties.

    On the other hand, a lot of the people that would hypothetically vote for him wouldn't otherwise vote.

    Church on
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So..is Stephen Colbert seriously running?

    Please God no.

    Hey, its less crazy than a vote for Perot

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    A mystery-musical-dramedy

    who in the hell greenlit this mess

    Whatchu talkin' 'bout Senj?

    Grey Ghost on
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    /.. wrote: »
    Any man in here, don't wanna get fucked, better clear on out the back.
    Speaking of alts...

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    A mystery-musical-dramedy

    who in the hell greenlit this mess

    Whatchu talkin' 'bout Senj?

    Viva Laughlin

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So..is Stephen Colbert seriously running?

    Please God no.

    Hey, its less crazy than a vote for Perot

    Perot looked more like a rodent, though.

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I would like to see The Cat discover that latest H/A relationship thread.

    Because apparently a woman is a whore if she screws another guy 45 days after you start fucking her.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If it's been 90 days since you started fuckin' a chick and you still ain't finished, you've got bigger problems than her being a whore

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Thinatos wrote: »
    /.. wrote: »
    Any man in here, don't wanna get fucked, better clear on out the back.
    Speaking of alts...

    It is my experience that people who make alts are a horrible blight upon humanity.

    moniker on
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I would like to see The Cat discover that latest H/A relationship thread.

    Because apparently a woman is a whore if she screws another guy 90 days after you start fucking her.

    Meh.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wait why are we ragging on Church? He's been a pretty good poster.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wait why are we ragging on Church? He's been a pretty good poster.

    Because witch-hunts are a hearty source of entertainment.

    Church on
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wait why are we ragging on Church? He's been a pretty good poster.

    He's the creepy lunatic alt of a banned creepy lunatic

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Wait why are we ragging on Church? He's been a pretty good poster.

    He's the creepy lunatic alt of a banned creepy lunatic

    I won't deny that I'm creepy. But I'm neither a lunatic nor an alt.

    Church on
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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Which creepy lunatic though? The guy with the gore fetish or the guy who can be summoned by making a thread on semiconductors and mentioning "Peltier"? He currently shows none of the symptoms of infection. If we keep giving him the antivirus, there's a chance he'll survive.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The guy who blathered on and on about the shit he saw when he was in commie land

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So I bought a insta-curry noodle thing.

    How gross is this going to be?

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    So I bought a insta-curry noodle thing.

    How gross is this going to be?

    Very. I got something similiar once before thinking 'hey I like ramen, so this can't be that bad.' Oh how wrong I was.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    So I bought a insta-curry noodle thing.

    How gross is this going to be?

    Very. I got something similiar once before thinking 'hey I like ramen, so this can't be that bad.' Oh how wrong I was.

    Do you like curry though? I enjoy curry. I enjoy noodles. I enjoy instant things. How can I go wrong?

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    Which creepy lunatic though? The guy with the gore fetish or the guy who can be summoned by making a thread on semiconductors and mentioning "Peltier"?

    Neither. The guy who went on at tedious length about how many amazing guns he had and how many ATF agents he would kill if they ever dared come after them.

    So the theory goes, anyway.

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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    So I bought a insta-curry noodle thing.

    How gross is this going to be?

    Very. I got something similiar once before thinking 'hey I like ramen, so this can't be that bad.' Oh how wrong I was.

    Do you like curry though? I enjoy curry. I enjoy noodles. I enjoy instant things. How can I go wrong?

    The only people who don't like curry are the damnded and the damnded Swedes. The problem arises in that you can only get 2 of those 3 qualities you listed in any sort of edible form.

    Or I bought a shit brand.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Which creepy lunatic though? The guy with the gore fetish or the guy who can be summoned by making a thread on semiconductors and mentioning "Peltier"?

    Neither. The guy who went on at tedious length about how many amazing guns he had and how many ATF agents he would kill if they ever dared come after them.

    So the theory goes, anyway.

    I don't have any amazing guns. Just a very old rifle that I wouldn't keep if it didn't have sentimental value.

    ...And I'm not even going to touch the thing about the ATF. I don't want to be burnt alive.

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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ohgoditshorrible

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Which creepy lunatic though? The guy with the gore fetish or the guy who can be summoned by making a thread on semiconductors and mentioning "Peltier"?

    Neither. The guy who went on at tedious length about how many amazing guns he had and how many ATF agents he would kill if they ever dared come after them.

    So the theory goes, anyway.
    I like those guys because the ATF would pretty much obliterate them.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Which creepy lunatic though? The guy with the gore fetish or the guy who can be summoned by making a thread on semiconductors and mentioning "Peltier"?

    Neither. The guy who went on at tedious length about how many amazing guns he had and how many ATF agents he would kill if they ever dared come after them.

    So the theory goes, anyway.
    I like those guys because the ATF would pretty much obliterate them.

    A la Waco.

    Church on
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I am Hacksaw's alt.

    whoa

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    I like those guys because the ATF would pretty much obliterate them.

    What's sad is, this was pretty much everyone who was even mildly conservative and on the internet in the 1990s. "Hurr hurr Clinton's a-comin' for our guns, but he gonna get a fight, I tell you what."

    They never liked it when I described the probable outcome of their heroic resistance.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited October 2007
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  • monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    ohgoditshorrible

    Such is the taste of hubris.

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  • ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Given the result of the Waco Siege, I don't want to think about the odds of me going up against the ATF, or any other law enforcement agency, with a worn-out old rifle that was obsolete when it was adopted over a century ago.

    On that note, I don't want to think about fighting law enforcement at all.

    Church on
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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2007
    Goddammit, can we just drop the crap about altery?

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I like those guys because the ATF would pretty much obliterate them.

    What's sad is, this was pretty much everyone who was even mildly conservative and on the internet in the 1990s. "Hurr hurr Clinton's a-comin' for our guns, but he gonna get a fight, I tell you what."

    They never liked it when I described the probable outcome of their heroic resistance.
    It's roughly the same mindset as when I tried to tell someone that getting a V8 that goes fast was kind of a futile exercise since the speed limit is 60 all over the place, and they'll just get arrested and get it impounded. There response was that it didn't matter because the cops only had V6s.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    I like those guys because the ATF would pretty much obliterate them.

    What's sad is, this was pretty much everyone who was even mildly conservative and on the internet in the 1990s. "Hurr hurr Clinton's a-comin' for our guns, but he gonna get a fight, I tell you what."

    They never liked it when I described the probable outcome of their heroic resistance.
    It's roughly the same mindset as when I tried to tell someone that getting a V8 that goes fast was kind of a futile exercise since the speed limit is 60 all over the place, and they'll just get arrested and get it impounded. There response was that it didn't matter because the cops only had V6s.

    Is that true? I thought police cruisers were overclocked as hell.

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