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[GAME ON]Team Fortress 2 on PC: The Bonesaw is civilization!

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  • FaustumFaustum __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Beginning to think I need to start binding buttons. I keep seeing all these spies do crazy shit like slap a sapper on a turret then take out their knife to backstab the engineer in under a second, and they may have a good system of key binding going on. The number keys aren't very useful for that.

    Try pressing "q"

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Faustum wrote: »
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Holy shit text.

    I mentioned you in there, somewhere. *waves vaguely at essay*

    I should really try out esdf see if I like the extra hotkeys. The angle feels slightly lopsided but I've never really considered it before. It does give you a lot of neat extra hotkeys.

    But what do you need the extra extra ones for? So you can bind "Build a dispenser here" to a button?

    Meh

    Not for tf2 specifically, but there's other games where I felt like I was running out of hotkeys and had to do complicated ctrl +key and shift +key combinations.

    Morninglord on
    (PSN: Morninglord) (Steam: Morninglord) (WiiU: Morninglord22) I like to record and toss up a lot of random gaming videos here.
  • iowaiowa Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hey themocaw, it's too bad your right mouse button didn't happen to stick when you ubered that spy, eh :D
    Man I thought I got a screenshot of that but I pressed F6 :/

    Getting that final flag capture sure was a journy, damn. First I bottled a pyro who lit me on fire at the last second, then I grabbed the intel and ran directly into a heavy, who somehow died in one bottle hit. Then a soldier shot a rocket at me at point blank range which killed him but left me with mind bogglingly little hit points. Finally I ran by a spy who was in our intel room sapping sentries.

    iowa on
  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm starting to get dizzy spells in the middle of games. I think I'm going to stop playing.

    It's probably just cancer.

    Hoz on
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    i usually pick scout, because i can kill anything with a scout and they move quickly

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Arikado wrote: »
    There's a PAer who's TF2 game name is Ian Malcolm, no?

    Yes

    Yes there is

    DrIanMalcolm on
  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Arikado wrote: »
    There's a PAer who's TF2 game name is Ian Malcolm, no?

    Yes

    Yes there is

    And he always forgets about the snipers and stands still just that half a second too long.

    Flippy_D on
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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Flippy_D wrote: »
    Arikado wrote: »
    There's a PAer who's TF2 game name is Ian Malcolm, no?

    Yes

    Yes there is

    And he always forgets about the snipers and stands still just that half a second too long.

    HEY

    HEY NOW

    DrIanMalcolm on
  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    You're an all star, get the game on, get played,
    Hey now, you're a rock star, get the s-
    *headshot

    @title: Alas, my time in the sun is over.

    Flippy_D on
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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    When I play as a sniper I'm always totally surprised when another sniper shoots me in the head. I guess I figured 'honor among thieves' and all that.

    Malkor on
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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm gonna be lookin' for you now flippy

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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh good.

    Flippy_D on
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  • -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Damn you MrCreepy! Ruining all my heavy fun. :P

    In fact spies in general. Although I do love when you see one disguised and with your name "Wait a second..."

    -SPI- on
  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh Lord. A well-timed Uber on a good Pyro is fucking devistating.

    <3 you Core.

    And I topped two PA games today. I'm so proud.

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I made a subtle change to my avatar.

    Flippy_D on
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  • .Tripwire..Tripwire. Firman Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Trying to play the game properly with less than ten people in the server is silly. If you have a small turnout and want to kill time while waiting for others to join, you know what to do:

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    .Tripwire. on
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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stunning.

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • canemaquiluscanemaquilus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    TF2 is the first online FPS game I've played in a few years... I forgot how.... diverse the online community could be.

    Like the drunk 14 year old on my team earlier who kept spouting racist comments over his mic, and when told to stop, said "I'm not saying anything racialist."

    Then spent half an hour arguing that it was a real word and we were all wrong.

    Funny story, he was right. (That it is a real word)

    Drunken racist teenager 1, you guys zero.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/racialist

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    .Tripwire. wrote: »
    Trying to play the game properly with less than ten people in the server is silly. If you have a small turnout and want to kill time while waiting for others to join, you know what to do:

    tf2_fistycuffs.jpg

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    And punch, punch, punch!

    Goose! on
  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    And punch, punch, punch!
    You, sir, are a god among men.

    freakish light on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I <3 me some shankill

    tyrannus on
  • ParisInFlamesParisInFlames Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So um, my most points per class graph is now officially way out of whack.
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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    And punch, punch, punch!
    You, sir, are a god among men.

    And now I have PROOF! :-D

    I seriously considered changing all my forum and gamer tags to Master Onion after coming up with the idea of posting that.

    Goose! on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Malkor wrote: »
    When I play as a sniper I'm always totally surprised when another sniper shoots me in the head. I guess I figured 'honor among thieves' and all that.

    Oh to hell with that. My target order goes: Sniper > Medic > Heavy > Anything else. Basically, your job as a sniper is to be better than their sniper so your team can proceed and rush without your tanks being one-shotted. If you're able to do that then sniper is great as an all around momentum buster. See that heavy and medic pushing on one side? Bam, medic's potential uber is gone.

    It's nice to kill a sniper that isn't looking at you, but I prefer when its a duel between me and him. Then it comes down to who can dodge and get a lock on the other guy's head. Granted, lately, I've been losing alot of those battles :(

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So um, my most points per class graph is now officially way out of whack.
    Holy crap

    ...How...how long did that game go on for? And...did you have like, a constant train of people going in and out of your teles?

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Aegis wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    When I play as a sniper I'm always totally surprised when another sniper shoots me in the head. I guess I figured 'honor among thieves' and all that.

    Oh to hell with that. My target order goes: Sniper > Medic > Heavy > Anything else. Basically, your job as a sniper is to be better than their sniper so your team can proceed and rush without your tanks being one-shotted. If you're able to do that then sniper is great as an all around momentum buster. See that heavy and medic pushing on one side? Bam, medic's potential uber is gone.

    It's nice to kill a sniper that isn't looking at you, but I prefer when its a duel between me and him. Then it comes down to who can dodge and get a lock on the other guy's head. Granted, lately, I've been losing alot of those battles :(

    I usually lose those deals, [whythefuckcantiworkbasiccodetomakeastrikeout]because the system is bullshit and doesn't register my awesomeness as enough for one hit kills[/whythefuckcantiworkbasiccodetomakeastrikeout] because I go for any body part hit, not just head shots.

    Goose! on
  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Aegis wrote: »
    Malkor wrote: »
    When I play as a sniper I'm always totally surprised when another sniper shoots me in the head. I guess I figured 'honor among thieves' and all that.

    Oh to hell with that. My target order goes: Sniper > Medic > Heavy > Anything else. Basically, your job as a sniper is to be better than their sniper so your team can proceed and rush without your tanks being one-shotted. If you're able to do that then sniper is great as an all around momentum buster. See that heavy and medic pushing on one side? Bam, medic's potential uber is gone.

    It's nice to kill a sniper that isn't looking at you, but I prefer when its a duel between me and him. Then it comes down to who can dodge and get a lock on the other guy's head. Granted, lately, I've been losing alot of those battles :(

    I usually lose those deals, <s>because the system is bullshit and doesn't register my awesomeness as enough for one hit kills</s> because I go for any body part hit, not just head shots.

    Yea, as a sniper, you really should focus on head shots unless you know for a fact the other guy has like, 1 hp. Body shots means you need 2-3 hits to kill the other guy, and in that time, he could have blown your head off, whereas headshots are almost always instant kills.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
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    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Rentilius wrote: »
    I <3 me some shankill

    that was undoubtedly epic. anyone in those games can testify.

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    This is my list.

    It will be added to.

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    EDIT: Mwahaha! No KrunkMcGrunk on there.^

    So is anyone actually able to get a USB mic working with this game, or is my mic just fucked?

    KrunkMcGrunk on
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  • AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Flippy_D wrote: »
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    This is my list.

    It will be added to.

    Yay I'm not on there!

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh boy, popping someone in the head

    yeah that's real hard to do

    try completely obliterating two foward bases and stopping 2 waves of reinforcements, all with the help of a friendly medic

    tyrannus on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    FOR WE ARE LEGION!

    Charles Kinbote on
  • Flippy_DFlippy_D Digital Conquistador LondonRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    EDIT: Mwahaha! No KrunkMcGrunk on there.^
    Yay I'm not on there!
    That was only today.

    I aim to have almost every regular on there eventually.

    Makin' a list... checkin' it twice...:whistle:

    Flippy_D on
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  • ParisInFlamesParisInFlames Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Aegis wrote: »
    So um, my most points per class graph is now officially way out of whack.
    Holy crap

    ...How...how long did that game go on for? And...did you have like, a constant train of people going in and out of your teles?

    Yeah there was a constant stream of people using my porter, it was probably charging more than it was not. But as for the game length for some retarded reason after the "timeleft 0:00" hit the game didn't go into sudden death. So for like an extra 20 minutes we were trying to get our last fucking flag, it was retarded.

    ParisInFlames on
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  • SueveSueve Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Flippy_D wrote: »
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    This is my list.

    It will be added to.

    ahhh... shucks. Im on there...

    Sueve on
  • freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Flippy_D wrote: »
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    This is my list.

    It will be added to.
    I'm not on there either, though I know for a fact he's nailed me.

    I'll get there eventually, I guess.

    freakish light on
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That's not [PA]g0oseyourself is it? :side:

    Goose! on
  • THE TedTHE Ted Tedoculus OklahomaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My power supply has been slowly dying for a number of months. It died yesterday. Taking it out, taking it to the store to get it tested to make sure it was dead, getting a new one, and putting it back in, took up the longest four or five hours of my life. Why? This damn game...is corrupting my soul. I freakin' dream about it, but never in a good way. I threw a paper wad into a trash can that was significantly far away, and the Critical Hit noise went off in my head. My second job is at Burger King (don't...don't ask). I go up to co-workers I barely know and whisper into their ears, "The Whopper no mayonnaise is a spy." I haven't had a drink of Scotch in two weeks, you know why? It might mess up my below average performance. I haven't even played more than fifteen minutes of Episode 2. I finally got a video card that can run Bioshock, and I haven't even played more than fifteen minutes of it before I get bored of scary and just want comical, just want to hear a Scottish accent say "You great lactating wet nurse." I'm not even going to talk about how much sleep I get. Nope. Because you already know. That I don't get any. Flippy I want to be the first name on the list. The train is a lie. The cake is a spy.

    -THE Ted

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    The train is a lie. The cake is a spy.
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    A fun idea for that gif. Press ESC randomly and whoever's name it lands on, your job is to attempt to dominate that person in the next game you play with em.

    Goose! on
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