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ITT horrible disfigurements
Kazhiim
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So when I was like two, I was chewing on a little die-cast toy car when my year-older brother ran by and grabbed it out of my mouth, slicing a pretty good line up the side of my right cheek, to about as high as the bridge of my nose and as far to the side as my backmost teeth. I like to tell people some crackhead mugged me and sliced my cheek open, but since it's the internet, I'll be candid.
When I was 8, I jumped off of the edge of our bathtub and drove a little metal L-bracket that was exposed on the side of the sink counter into my left knee. There's a pretty visible scar right on the kneecap.
What grotesque features force you to live in shadows and belfries?
When I was 8, I jumped off of the edge of our bathtub and drove a little metal L-bracket that was exposed on the side of the sink counter into my left knee. There's a pretty visible scar right on the kneecap.
What grotesque features force you to live in shadows and belfries?
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My lovely lady lumps
but i know this one guy who doesn't have a belly button, just a wicked scar. apparently his stomache was on the outside of his body or some shit when he was born, so they had to like stick it back in. it's pretty weird.
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Some people over in D&D think that's a disfigurement.
Well if you're a lady, yeah
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Come to think of it, I didn't even have a tooth pulled
I fell on my head as a kid and have two small scars from those falls which apparently were very close to being really dangerous, but that's all
The entire left side of the top of her skull was caved in. Like you could fit a melon slice there.
It was pretty
I, uh, don't have any myself. I live too carefully. Should go out there and get some scars.
I did have this one from a turkey bite for like 10 years though.
..nope, can't think of anything.
was playing soccer in high school and me and another dude both went for the ball. he kicked my foot and crushed my knuckle into a bunch of pieces. i walked around like that for 2-3 weeks until my parents were like 'why you limpin, son?' and then i went and gotit x-rays and cut up.
but it's on my foot, so no one really notices.
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When I first saw him I thought he had the weirdest haircut.
It was all puffed up and had lines in it.
Then, as I looked closer, it was actually his head.
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Aliens scene, but your dick.
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did you kick the shit out of that kid?
The only scars I have are on my right arm:
1. middle finger had an unfortunate encounter with a glue gun.
2. wrist, where a FUCKING FIREWORK EMBER floated down and singed my skin.
3. upper arm, after walking into my teacher and her scolding cup of coffee.
From this I can access the 'burn curse' as I call it, is moving UP my arm, and the next 'accident' will be on my face. Lovely.
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I actually never saw him again. He didnt live around there, I had seen him before and it was a completely unprovoked attack.
More interesting, is the story of my friend. See, he has respiratory heart failure or some shit, in-chest defibrillator, the whole nine.
When he was in like 7th grade, this kid was pestering him via text message. Basically, he was that guy who knew everyone was hanging out without him because he was an asshat, but was determined to track them down anyway.
This kid yells for my friend up the stairs, and when my friend shows his face, he gets blasted at close range with an entire fire-extinguisher. He went to the hospital that day.
I have a flattened middle finger on my right hand from when I dropped a bowling ball on it when i was 3.
Have a inch long scar on my chin from when my brother dropped me on concrete steps as a baby
I have a fake front tooth after knocking the original tooth out when I tripped while running up bleachers.
Have a patch of scar tissue on my elbow from an accident with a makeshift luge.
I was about 12 years old riding my bike with some friends. We were going down this pretty steep hill when this other group of kids on bikes came in behind us. One of the kids, who I had seen in school but enver talked to or knew his name, came up beside me and said "whats up nathan?!"
He then proceeded to reach over and grab my handlebars and move them back and forth. Needless to say this fucked me up pretty good and I had scars on both my arms, hip, and one knee for a good few years. I still have a bit of gravel on my right forearm along with some scars surrounding it.
But thats on my arm, and no one really notices it.
what i'm saying is, i have a beautiful face.
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Steam
And my friend has a mutant growing out of his chest as he fights for the Mars resistance.
everyone can tell
Did it blend?
Is your real name Eileen?
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Ginger kid?
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i ain't no ginger
i dont know how that.. works.. but.. yeah.
scar on my left knee from a rock being embedded in it.
cat scratch from when i was 12 or so on my right forearm. i think i'll tell people i tried to committ suicide. ..with a cat.
oh and im blonde
thats a horrible disfigurement in itself
Whatever Rusty. I hope your secret satan gets you SPF 500 sun screen and flannel shirts for the holidays.
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nooooooooooo