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Why American Education Sucks

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited October 2007
    it's cool, little jim

    I took care of it

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    The best high school teachers I had were:

    A smoking, smoking hot Spanish 1 teacher. Like, fuck for eight hours in a Peruvian villa hot. She knew how to make Spanish fun, and not just by being eye candy.

    A fresh-out-of-college Gov teacher. The guy'd only been teaching for two years, but he knew his shit and knew how to teach outside of the curriculum.

    The worst high school teachers were:

    My spanish 2 teacher. Absolute opposite of the above; plain, boring, and not a particularly good teacher. She had one class of spanish, and did Gym otherwise. Not a lesbian, though, oddly enough. Totally expected her to be.

    English 2 teacher. Dude was a part of the Apartheid government in South Africa, "moved" to the U.S. after that fell apart. Also, he was gay. Not that I held that against him, or anything. Dude was way too push with his views, though.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Peruvian villa

    hello

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    wut

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    wut

    (I am half Peruvian you see)

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Did you ever live in Peru? Maybe a villa?

    Are peruvian women hot? I just picked a random Latin American country

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    which half

    :winky:

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kazhiim wrote: »
    Did you ever live in Peru? Maybe a villa?

    Are peruvian women hot? I just picked a random Latin American country

    never lived there no, but been there

    and uh, the natives are not a pretty people no

    the mestizos can be, think spanish women with darker skin and sometimes more pronounced features

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    which half

    :winky:

    man, anything can sound sexy

    but uh

    my father is

    my mother is white

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh, cool

    did you see the Halloween thread

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    oh, cool

    did you see the Halloween thread

    I have not

    what page

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • FerryFerry Registered User
    edited October 2007
    BARF

    HEllo do you fellows know anything about topoisomerase

    it is awesome

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    oh, cool

    did you see the Halloween thread

    I have not

    what page

    13

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    haha rad

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Ferry wrote: »
    BARF

    HEllo do you fellows know anything about topoisomerase

    it is awesome

    dang with James C. Wang as a title of personage you must have got your head dunked by jocks in high school

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  • FerryFerry Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Ferry wrote: »
    BARF

    HEllo do you fellows know anything about topoisomerase

    it is awesome

    dang with James C. Wang as a title of personage you must have got your head dunked by jocks in high school

    In high school i was all about home ec

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User
    edited October 2007
    oh yes ferry home ec with all the cooking and the nutritional pyramid and that hot female teacher bending over with no hesitation

    why can not we have home ec in a real college instead of women's studies

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ferry wrote: »
    BARF

    HEllo do you fellows know anything about topoisomerase

    it is awesome

    One or two?

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The best teacher I ever had sold his insurance business where he was pulling in six figures to become a teacher because it seemed like the right thing to do. Guy knew his shit, and had the life experience to back it up.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    The best teacher I ever had sold his insurance business where he was pulling in six figures to become a teacher because it seemed like the right thing to do. Guy knew his shit, and had the life experience to back it up.

    Probably got sick of the business. Most people who have a soul can only do that type of work for so many years before it's time to move the fuck on.

    Either way, to go from that to Teaching means the guy really must like doing it. I had no teachers quite that awesome. >_>

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  • ShyftedShyfted Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    The best teacher I ever had sold his insurance business where he was pulling in six figures to become a teacher because it seemed like the right thing to do. Guy knew his shit, and had the life experience to back it up.

    Similar to my physics teacher who also kicked ass. I forget his position, but he was raking in the cash with PECO and gave it up to teach. The guy knew his shit and made the classes/labs really fun.

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  • Carol VordermanCarol Vorderman Registered User
    edited October 2007
    My favorite teacher is my English teacher right now, Mr. Low.

    He is essentially me, but older. We have the same mannerisms, look the same, and talk the same. Everyone who has his class and knows me, <i>everyone</i>, comments on how we must be clones or something.

    It's creepy as hell, and I'm going as him for halloween (Which requires me to just shave part of my beard and wear glasses).

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    d_b wrote: »
    My favorite teacher is my English teacher right now, Mr. Low.

    He is essentially me, but older. We have the same mannerisms, look the same, and talk the same. Everyone who has his class and knows me, <i>everyone</i>, comments on how we must be clones or something.

    It's creepy as hell, and I'm going as him for halloween (Which requires me to just shave part of my beard and wear glasses).

    just suck his dick already ok

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    self time warp fellatio

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Little Jim wrote: »
    oh my god how did this retarded argument start again

    fuck!

    Al Gore created the internet
    From there it was inevitable

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  • RegrettableRegrettable Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Shorty wrote: »
    The best teacher I ever had sold his insurance business where he was pulling in six figures to become a teacher because it seemed like the right thing to do. Guy knew his shit, and had the life experience to back it up.

    I had a teacher who claimed that he'd given up his high-paying IT job to teach again because it was so much more rewarding or whatever bullshit. He was at our school for maybe 3 days and then was never seen again.

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  • Carol VordermanCarol Vorderman Registered User
    edited October 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    d_b wrote: »
    My favorite teacher is my English teacher right now, Mr. Low.

    He is essentially me, but older. We have the same mannerisms, look the same, and talk the same. Everyone who has his class and knows me, <i>everyone</i>, comments on how we must be clones or something.

    It's creepy as hell, and I'm going as him for halloween (Which requires me to just shave part of my beard and wear glasses).

    just suck his dick already ok
    FINE MAYBE I WILL :cry:

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User
    edited October 2007
    d_b wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    d_b wrote: »
    My favorite teacher is my English teacher right now, Mr. Low.

    He is essentially me, but older. We have the same mannerisms, look the same, and talk the same. Everyone who has his class and knows me, <i>everyone</i>, comments on how we must be clones or something.

    It's creepy as hell, and I'm going as him for halloween (Which requires me to just shave part of my beard and wear glasses).

    just suck his dick already ok
    NOM NOM NOM

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    d_b wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    d_b wrote: »
    My favorite teacher is my English teacher right now, Mr. Low.

    He is essentially me, but older. We have the same mannerisms, look the same, and talk the same. Everyone who has his class and knows me, <i>everyone</i>, comments on how we must be clones or something.

    It's creepy as hell, and I'm going as him for halloween (Which requires me to just shave part of my beard and wear glasses).

    just suck his dick already ok
    NOM NOM NOM

    Now that's the A material

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