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Why American Education Sucks

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  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    p.s. i haven't had mint chocolate chip ice cream in so long.

    p.p.s. PA forums why are you being sucky and slow for me right now.

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  • SoupSoup Registered User
    edited October 2007
    my high school is pretty mediocre except for our music program

    apparently it is one of the best in the nation or something

    Soup on
  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dadouw wrote: »
    150cc wrote: »
    200px-Thrifty_logo.GIF

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    hualarararlhrgh so good

    I want that in my mouth

    Thrifty Ice Cream is the best.

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    My teacher in tenth grade used to walk up and touch the girls in the class on the shoulder and lean in and ask them "are you understanding everything"

    That went over quite well with the lads in the class

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  • ZonkytonkmanZonkytonkman Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    there's a lot of passion smoldering behind those baby blues.

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    walnutmon wrote: »
    Seta 3000 wrote: »
    so walnutmon, have you told your girlfriend that you'll hit her if she leaves you
    Actually yes. She doesn't care, because she knows i'm kidding. But i'm not, i'll kick her right in the vagina. By the way, I got jailed for posting about an emulator I use, because I didn't think that was bad. It has very little to do with the fact that I want to beat women.
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    150cc did you ever go to those volley ball games?

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    the forums are giving out on me

    is this happening to anyone else?

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    it is for me

    and deemer said it's slow for her

    so, it's not an isolated incident

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    although, it is seeming to get a little better now

    knock on wood

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    150cc did you ever go to those volley ball games?

    Never did for two reasons

    1. Scandalous spandex

    2. Extremely awkward situation with ex girlfriend, and ex girlfriend is head coach

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    150cc where do you live/teach?

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    AMERICA

    150cc on
  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User
    edited October 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    150cc did you ever go to those volley ball games?

    Never did for two reasons

    1. Scandalous spandex

    2. Extremely awkward situation with ex girlfriend, and ex girlfriend is head coach

    is that the coworker you banged?

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  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    150cc wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    150cc did you ever go to those volley ball games?

    Never did for two reasons

    1. Scandalous spandex

    2. Extremely awkward situation with ex girlfriend, and ex girlfriend is head coach

    is that the coworker you banged?

    I did no such thing, son

    But trust me, it is far more awkward than that

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Did you kill her parents or something?

    That'd be awkward.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    maybe she watches the girls in the showers

    is she the one you took to that taco place and it was the same place her parents died or had the final fight and separated or something

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    You know what I hate?
    Teachers who say, when you're trying to tell them "Whoops I fucked up," "It's not my problem!"

    Bitch, did I say it was your problem? Let me check, no I didn't.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    yeah so why should they care if you fucked up

    stop fucking up

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Guys, guys.

    I want to become a highschool or collegel level history teacher.

    Goddamnit will kids even be smart enough in ten years for me to teach them?

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    Keith wrote:
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    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm not saying they need to care.
    I'm saying, don't act like I'm trying to blame you. I'm not. In fact, I'm doing the opposite, in admitting that I fucked up.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    that's not my problem

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I missed the part where that's my problem.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    america is the best country

    fuck you if you disagree

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Seriously, fuck those teachers.
    I didn't say it's your damn problem that I left the outline to this paper in my locker, which I need to turn in with the paper.

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  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User
    edited October 2007
    What's your definition of best?

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    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • 150cc150cc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    Another one of my teachers who was incredibly bad was the gigantically endowed mildly attractive 25 year old who accentuated her cleavage each day

    It got old quickly

    Two years after she left the school she came to our graduation and leaned into my friend's ear and said

    i'm so lonely

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    loli you know what your problem is


    it's

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Guys, guys.

    I want to become a highschool or collegel level history teacher.

    Goddamnit will kids even be smart enough in ten years for me to teach them?

    my old highschool was actually getting smarter, apparently

    all the classes that i was in that were advanced level classes that needed special recommendations for are now the general access classes

    sort of a shot at my ego

    potatoe on
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    awesome and caters to me

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    Guys, guys.

    I want to become a highschool or collegel level history teacher.

    Goddamnit will kids even be smart enough in ten years for me to teach them?

    my old highschool was actually getting smarter, apparently

    all the classes that i was in that were advanced level classes that needed special recommendations for are now the general access classes

    sort of a shot at my ego

    that's because they dumbed them down

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  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User
    edited October 2007
    Well then I guess it is.

    Other correct answers are
    "Mr. Shine lives here"

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    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • Mr. ShineMr. Shine Registered User
    edited October 2007
    At my school, some freshmen got into pre-calc.

    Last I head, that class was still hard as fuck

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    Yeah your alias says your captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, 'cause he won't speak English anyway.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Guys, guys.

    I want to become a highschool or collegel level history teacher.

    Goddamnit will kids even be smart enough in ten years for me to teach them?

    my old highschool was actually getting smarter, apparently

    all the classes that i was in that were advanced level classes that needed special recommendations for are now the general access classes

    sort of a shot at my ego

    that's because they dumbed them down

    Oh god dumbing down classes.
    Fuck that shit so hard. I hate it. Nobody's getting left behind, because we're dragging them along.
    EDIT: It may be a side effect of taking it a year early, but yes, pre-calc is hard as all fuck.

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  • Skull ManSkull Man Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    AMERICA is awesome am I right

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    some people in my calc class didn't know basic algebra

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    150cc wrote: »
    Another one of my teachers who was incredibly bad was the gigantically endowed mildly attractive 25 year old who accentuated her cleavage each day

    It got old quickly

    Two years after she left the school she came to our graduation and leaned into my friend's ear and said

    i'm so lonely

    ....wow.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Kadith wrote: »
    some people in my calc class didn't know basic algebra

    That in itself is sad

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I hate my math teacher because instead of teaching us, she doe all the problems for us on the board, then come test time I can't do shit because the only way I can do math is with her holding my hand through the whole thing.

    Also oohhh man I had a very bad day at school today.

    All fighting the man and whatnot.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    I was helping a fellow student in the calc 1 (I'm in calc 2) the other day

    I was trying to explain the concept of u-substitution, and she said to me, 'so u is a variable, or a constant?'

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    actually you can get through most calc classes without algebra, my old roommate made it through calc, calc 2, calc 3, and differential equations...all with having practically no algebra skills

    i did it the other way, i managed to get by in those classes by faking everything through clever use of algebra

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    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
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