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screwinge withe ye olde obnoxiouse coworkere
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business as usual circa 2007
Coworker sits next to me daily and spends at least an hour or two chewing one of the following three food items: carrots, crackers, peanut brittle (she is in love with this stuff), coworker also chews ice on a regular basis
Coworker also has repeatedly spread gossipy rumors about me that are incredibly bogus
A mature grownup would say "HEY, WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP EATING LOUDLY AND ALSO WOULD YOU NOT BE A GOSSIPY WINDBAG"
An immature man would come to pennies arcade and ask his pals what he should do to annoy the lady
ALREADY DOING:
1. Anytime coworker comes into the room, take out a bottle of strong-smelling lotion and moisturize hands
2. Regularly each day, make a point of pulling out a ghetto tape player walkman, putting on headphones and quietly sing along to You're The Best Around from the Karate Kid
3. Continually use the word "discombooberate" in conversation with the coworker
PENNIES ARCADE'S SUGGESTIONS:
Coworker sits next to me daily and spends at least an hour or two chewing one of the following three food items: carrots, crackers, peanut brittle (she is in love with this stuff), coworker also chews ice on a regular basis
Coworker also has repeatedly spread gossipy rumors about me that are incredibly bogus
A mature grownup would say "HEY, WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP EATING LOUDLY AND ALSO WOULD YOU NOT BE A GOSSIPY WINDBAG"
An immature man would come to pennies arcade and ask his pals what he should do to annoy the lady
ALREADY DOING:
1. Anytime coworker comes into the room, take out a bottle of strong-smelling lotion and moisturize hands
2. Regularly each day, make a point of pulling out a ghetto tape player walkman, putting on headphones and quietly sing along to You're The Best Around from the Karate Kid
3. Continually use the word "discombooberate" in conversation with the coworker
PENNIES ARCADE'S SUGGESTIONS:
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lick her
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Pull them out, put sardines behind them, and put them back in.
You could probably use bigger fish, if the drawers will still shut.
have you considered rose hips
When she eats her jaw clicks
LOUDLY
If she came up and licked me, I'd thoroughly happy.
This is an old one, and only works on idiots, but take a screenshot of her desktop, then hide all her icons and start menu and make it her wallpaper. It'll take her forever to figure out what happened.
Also, sign her company email address up for the sergeant sodomy email list.
One time a girl came up and stuck her tongue in my ear
It was terrible
Alas tibbers it is silver though much of the "paint" has worn off, so you can see the dull white plastic under the old "metallic" covering
I think I like my version better
Phonehand I've started associating that girl with you and I admit I'm getting a crush on you/the girl
I think they got rid of it because of prankery
did you really just find this out?
do you at least know these?
ctrl + t for new tab
ctrl + w to close a tab
TERRORISTS NOT ALLOWED
I knew about the two you mentioned, but not about the moving between tabs thingy
he'll go to custardy!
When she asks you whats wrong, ask what, and continue you staring.
Maybe stare harder. then act oblivious when she comments on it.
It should make her feels uncomfortable.
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Pudding...
Pud-ding.
carry it back to your table and trip on the way and spill it all over her desk
do it like 3 times a week
and i guess have some backup food
chemicals
Because then you have someone's spit sitting in your ear