The best thing about Arnold movies are the "getting ready to fuck shit up" montages. Commando had one, Terminator 1 and 2 had em, Conan had one and finally the best of them all, the Predator woodsman/thor/viking killgod montage.
Nothing is more awesome than Arnold standing atop the fucking jungle, half-naked covered in camo-mud holding a huge torch and just SCREAMING.
FOR BATTLE.
Nothing.
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i haven't really been following schwarzenegger's reign so i don't really have an opinion of his political career but i will say this
my governor can kick your governor's ass
I wish Arnold would kick Rick Perry's ass. That closet homosexual douchebag has been asking for it for 6 years.
I'm browsing his wiki article and yeah, this guy is a cunt. Unsafe mandatory vaccinations by executive order that are solely provided by a company he has connections to? Jeeeeeeeeeeesus.
i haven't really been following schwarzenegger's reign so i don't really have an opinion of his political career but i will say this
my governor can kick your governor's ass
I wish Arnold would kick Rick Perry's ass. That closet homosexual douchebag has been asking for it for 6 years.
I'm browsing his wiki article and yeah, this guy is a cunt. Unsafe mandatory vaccinations by executive order that are solely provided by a company he has connections to? Jeeeeeeeeeeesus.
Yeah, that's the latest of his fiascos. Guy's a douche.
The best thing about Arnold movies are the "getting ready to fuck shit up" montages. Commando had one, Terminator 1 and 2 had em, Conan had one and finally the best of them all, the Predator woodsman/thor/viking killgod montage.
Nothing is more awesome than Arnold standing atop the fucking jungle, half-naked covered in camo-mud holding a huge torch and just SCREAMING.
The best thing about Arnold movies are the "getting ready to fuck shit up" montages. Commando had one, Terminator 1 and 2 had em, Conan had one and finally the best of them all, the Predator woodsman/thor/viking killgod montage.
Nothing is more awesome than Arnold standing atop the fucking jungle, half-naked covered in camo-mud holding a huge torch and just SCREAMING.
FOR BATTLE.
Nothing.
Movies these days dont have enough 'getting ready tofuck shit up' montages.
The best thing about Arnold movies are the "getting ready to fuck shit up" montages. Commando had one, Terminator 1 and 2 had em, Conan had one and finally the best of them all, the Predator woodsman/thor/viking killgod montage.
Nothing is more awesome than Arnold standing atop the fucking jungle, half-naked covered in camo-mud holding a huge torch and just SCREAMING.
FOR BATTLE.
Nothing.
Don't forget he also makes a fucking bow during this too.
I didnt say they didnt have any montages, I said they didnt have enough. There should be at least 3 in an action movie. the one at the start, the one in act two and the climactic lone wolf preparatory scene.
I'm browsing his wiki article and yeah, this guy is a cunt. Unsafe mandatory vaccinations by executive order that are solely provided by a company he has connections to? Jeeeeeeeeeeesus.
Perry's only connection to them is his former chief of staff who lobbies for them. I know the guy and I feel pretty sure that there was no influence and there's no reason to believe that there was an influence other than the fact that he used to work for Perry.
I've seen no good information about the drug being unsafe, and making it mandatory would have come along with an incredibly easy way to opt-out. You go to the school, and sign a little card saying "I don't want my daughter to have this." Meanwhile, officially putting it on the mandatory list gives us access to millions in federal funds to pay for the vaccines.
I'm browsing his wiki article and yeah, this guy is a cunt. Unsafe mandatory vaccinations by executive order that are solely provided by a company he has connections to? Jeeeeeeeeeeesus.
Perry's only connection to them is his former chief of staff who lobbies for them. I know the guy and I feel pretty sure that there was no influence and there's no reason to believe that there was an influence other than the fact that he used to work for Perry.
I've seen no good information about the drug being unsafe, and making it mandatory would have come along with an incredibly easy way to opt-out. You go to the school, and sign a little card saying "I don't want my daughter to have this." Meanwhile, officially putting it on the mandatory list gives us access to millions in federal funds to pay for the vaccines.
Oh, look! A Perry apologist! What about the fast-tracking and preferential treatment for new coal-fired power plants in Texas courtesy of Mr. Adios Mofo? His penchant for executing retards? The forced redistricting gerrymandering bullshit? (my personal favorite) The douchebag wouldn't even be in office if Kinky Friedman hadn't split votes away from Chris Bell.
Oh, look! A Perry apologist! What about the fast-tracking and preferential treatment for new coal-fired power plants in Texas courtesy of Mr. Adios Mofo? His penchant for executing retards? The forced redistricting gerrymandering bullshit? (my personal favorite) The douchebag wouldn't even be in office if Kinky Friedman hadn't split votes away from Chris Bell.
Man, I strongly dislike Perry, but rag on him for the right reasons, not false or incomplete stories. Like, for instance, you blaming gerrymandering on him.
Rag on him for holding bill signings in Churches or for the severe community college health benefits veto, or not halting executions in light of the cruel and unusual punishment issue, or pretty much any hardcore right social issue that he fervently pushes.
My dad took me to see Terminator 2 when it was originally released, I was 6.
My mother was like, "are you sure you want to take him to this? It looks so violent!" and my dad replied with something like, "are you kidding me? This movie is going to be amazing"
I didnt say they didnt have any montages, I said they didnt have enough. There should be at least 3 in an action movie. the one at the start, the one in act two and the climactic lone wolf preparatory scene.
One time me and a friend were trying to get tickets to an R movie, we were around 14, and they wouldn't sell them to us so this french dude behind us was said, "hey hey, sell them the tickets these are my sons!" and he fucking charmed the girl into selling us tickets while he proceeded to buy tickets to a completely different movie with what must have been his hot date who was half his age.
I think at least 80% of the movies I saw in theaters before I was 18 were R.
I didnt say they didnt have any montages, I said they didnt have enough. There should be at least 3 in an action movie. the one at the start, the one in act two and the climactic lone wolf preparatory scene.
Or a movie that is just arming up.
I'd see that.
That would be fucking glorious.
Like the whole movie, locking and loading shotguns, packing ammo belts and clips into their vests, tying up their boots, slotting half a dozen rifles into loading bays on the side of a jeep. Click clack. Seven boxes of shotgun shells slam in the back of the truck. Water. Food. Supplies, medical kits. Spare tyres. Pistols get loaded, slid into holsters on hip, chest, lower leg. racks of grenades on belts get thrown into the side seat, along with cases of ammunition and a box of knives. chain gun ammo belts get bungled into a steel drum along with several packs of c4 and some detonators from die hard. the hero puts on some shades, ties up a bandana, slices three cuts on his forearm with a machete then slides that into a pouch on his back. Picks up his m4, loads a clip, puts that around his shoulder on a belt. Picks up two shotguns, cocks both simulaneously, lights a cigar then says 'Lets do this!'
One time me and a friend were trying to get tickets to an R movie, we were around 14, and they wouldn't sell them to us so this french dude behind us was said, "hey hey, sell them the tickets these are my sons!" and he fucking charmed the girl into selling us tickets while he proceeded to buy tickets to a completely different movie with what must have been his hot date who was half his age.
I think at least 80% of the movies I saw in theaters before I was 18 were R.
One time me and a friend were trying to get tickets to an R movie, we were around 14, and they wouldn't sell them to us so this french dude behind us was said, "hey hey, sell them the tickets these are my sons!" and he fucking charmed the girl into selling us tickets while he proceeded to buy tickets to a completely different movie with what must have been his hot date who was half his age.
I think at least 80% of the movies I saw in theaters before I was 18 were R.
what does this say about french people?
they are fucking rad
Pretty much, yeah.
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I didnt say they didnt have any montages, I said they didnt have enough. There should be at least 3 in an action movie. the one at the start, the one in act two and the climactic lone wolf preparatory scene.
Or a movie that is just arming up.
I'd see that.
That would be fucking glorious.
Like the whole movie, locking and loading shotguns, packing ammo belts and clips into their vests, tying up their boots, slotting half a dozen rifles into loading bays on the side of a jeep. Click clack. Seven boxes of shotgun shells slam in the back of the truck. Water. Food. Supplies, medical kits. Spare tyres. Pistols get loaded, slid into holsters on hip, chest, lower leg. racks of grenades on belts get thrown into the side seat, along with cases of ammunition and a box of knives. chain gun ammo belts get bungled into a steel drum along with several packs of c4 and some detonators from die hard. the hero puts on some shades, ties up a bandana, slices three cuts on his forearm with a machete then slides that into a pouch on his back. Picks up his m4, loads a clip, puts that around his shoulder on a belt. Picks up two shotguns, cocks both simulaneously, lights a cigar then says 'Lets do this!'
Credits roll.
Credits do not roll. That would only be like a half hour, tops.
'Let's do this!'
Cut to driving a tank covered in bitches back to base, which is destroyed as the tank crests a hill a few hundred yards away.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Then basically repeat the 1st scene, but with darker music, and a kung-fu training montage in the middle of it.
Edit: This time, it's personal.
True Lies was good.
'And how are you going to do that?'
'You know my cuffs?'
I picked them.
Silly bitch, you don't doubt Arnold. Especially when shot full of sodium pentathol.
Like the whole movie, locking and loading shotguns, packing ammo belts and clips into their vests, tying up their boots, slotting half a dozen rifles into loading bays on the side of a jeep. Click clack. Seven boxes of shotgun shells slam in the back of the truck. Water. Food. Supplies, medical kits. Spare tyres. Pistols get loaded, slid into holsters on hip, chest, lower leg. racks of grenades on belts get thrown into the side seat, along with cases of ammunition and a box of knives. chain gun ammo belts get bungled into a steel drum along with several packs of c4 and some detonators from die hard. the hero puts on some shades, ties up a bandana, slices three cuts on his forearm with a machete then slides that into a pouch on his back. Picks up his m4, loads a clip, puts that around his shoulder on a belt. Picks up two shotguns, cocks both simulaneously, lights a cigar then says 'Lets do this!'
Credits roll.
Someone needs to make that movie. It could totally be done with clips from all of Arnold's movies.
Am I the only person who grew up as a kid thinking every gun shop had a "secret back area" with like, 4 barreled rocket launchers, crates of grenades and guns in racks everywhere?
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No, see. I'm just pointing out that even a potential movie was better than Red Heat.
Actual Arnold movies that are better than Red Heat?
Both Terminators
Conan the Barbarian
Red Sonja (Conan the Vanquished by Jerkass Lawyers)
Total Recall
Commando
The Running Man
Predator
True Lies
Kindergarten Cop
and, arguably, Eraser.
I let him go.
That is some jpg, Fari. It makes you look like a homosexual.
Nothing is more awesome than Arnold standing atop the fucking jungle, half-naked covered in camo-mud holding a huge torch and just SCREAMING.
FOR BATTLE.
Nothing.
"Oh what a day, what a LOVELY DAY!"
I'm browsing his wiki article and yeah, this guy is a cunt. Unsafe mandatory vaccinations by executive order that are solely provided by a company he has connections to? Jeeeeeeeeeeesus.
Yeah, that's the latest of his fiascos. Guy's a douche.
http://thetravisty.com/Saturday_Night_Live/wmv/Hans_and_Franz_featuring_Arnold_Schwarzenegger.htm
It's amazing how he can keep a straight face through all this.
I am inclined to agree.
Movies these days dont have enough 'getting ready tofuck shit up' montages.
Every goddamn action movie ever has one of those.
That was one of the jokes in Hot Fuzz.
And Shaun of the Dead, now that I think about it.
Don't forget he also makes a fucking bow during this too.
Most BadAss montage ever...
I didnt say they didnt have any montages, I said they didnt have enough. There should be at least 3 in an action movie. the one at the start, the one in act two and the climactic lone wolf preparatory scene.
Ugh.
Perry's only connection to them is his former chief of staff who lobbies for them. I know the guy and I feel pretty sure that there was no influence and there's no reason to believe that there was an influence other than the fact that he used to work for Perry.
I've seen no good information about the drug being unsafe, and making it mandatory would have come along with an incredibly easy way to opt-out. You go to the school, and sign a little card saying "I don't want my daughter to have this." Meanwhile, officially putting it on the mandatory list gives us access to millions in federal funds to pay for the vaccines.
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Your parents were hippies weren't they?
Girly men.
Oh, look! A Perry apologist! What about the fast-tracking and preferential treatment for new coal-fired power plants in Texas courtesy of Mr. Adios Mofo? His penchant for executing retards? The forced redistricting gerrymandering bullshit? (my personal favorite) The douchebag wouldn't even be in office if Kinky Friedman hadn't split votes away from Chris Bell.
Arnold. Not a man...
A Shiny Golden GOD!
"Oh what a day, what a LOVELY DAY!"
Man, I strongly dislike Perry, but rag on him for the right reasons, not false or incomplete stories. Like, for instance, you blaming gerrymandering on him.
Rag on him for holding bill signings in Churches or for the severe community college health benefits veto, or not halting executions in light of the cruel and unusual punishment issue, or pretty much any hardcore right social issue that he fervently pushes.
i fixed it for you.
My mother was like, "are you sure you want to take him to this? It looks so violent!" and my dad replied with something like, "are you kidding me? This movie is going to be amazing"
It's true. One of my earliest memories.
Why you young whippersnapper
I'd see that.
I barely remember my childhood, really.
I was about 9 then. 23 now.
When that came out I saw it like 6 times in theaters.
I was five.
This is why I'm confused when I meet people that couldn't watch PG13 movies until they were thirteen.
One time me and a friend were trying to get tickets to an R movie, we were around 14, and they wouldn't sell them to us so this french dude behind us was said, "hey hey, sell them the tickets these are my sons!" and he fucking charmed the girl into selling us tickets while he proceeded to buy tickets to a completely different movie with what must have been his hot date who was half his age.
I think at least 80% of the movies I saw in theaters before I was 18 were R.
That would be fucking glorious.
Like the whole movie, locking and loading shotguns, packing ammo belts and clips into their vests, tying up their boots, slotting half a dozen rifles into loading bays on the side of a jeep. Click clack. Seven boxes of shotgun shells slam in the back of the truck. Water. Food. Supplies, medical kits. Spare tyres. Pistols get loaded, slid into holsters on hip, chest, lower leg. racks of grenades on belts get thrown into the side seat, along with cases of ammunition and a box of knives. chain gun ammo belts get bungled into a steel drum along with several packs of c4 and some detonators from die hard. the hero puts on some shades, ties up a bandana, slices three cuts on his forearm with a machete then slides that into a pouch on his back. Picks up his m4, loads a clip, puts that around his shoulder on a belt. Picks up two shotguns, cocks both simulaneously, lights a cigar then says 'Lets do this!'
Credits roll.
what does this say about french people?
they are fucking rad
that's because those kids are raised by girls.
Pretty much, yeah.
Credits do not roll. That would only be like a half hour, tops.
'Let's do this!'
Cut to driving a tank covered in bitches back to base, which is destroyed as the tank crests a hill a few hundred yards away.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Then basically repeat the 1st scene, but with darker music, and a kung-fu training montage in the middle of it.
Edit: This time, it's personal.
True Lies was good.
'And how are you going to do that?'
'You know my cuffs?'
Someone needs to make that movie. It could totally be done with clips from all of Arnold's movies.
Am I the only person who grew up as a kid thinking every gun shop had a "secret back area" with like, 4 barreled rocket launchers, crates of grenades and guns in racks everywhere?
I still do...
"Oh what a day, what a LOVELY DAY!"