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Edumacation
skinny87
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I am sitting here, at the University Library, staring at the computer screen.
I have just down two bottles of over-priced Coca-Cola, and I don't intend to leave until I've finished a large portion of my history essay on the failure of the British Army in America 1775-1783.
This may well be a long day, full of stress and constant peeing.
What edumacational things are you doing, fellow SE++ers? What essays, dissertations or assignments are you struggling to do?
Alternatively: Libraries - why are the employees only old, crotchety people over the age of fifty?
I have just down two bottles of over-priced Coca-Cola, and I don't intend to leave until I've finished a large portion of my history essay on the failure of the British Army in America 1775-1783.
This may well be a long day, full of stress and constant peeing.
What edumacational things are you doing, fellow SE++ers? What essays, dissertations or assignments are you struggling to do?
Alternatively: Libraries - why are the employees only old, crotchety people over the age of fifty?
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I just finished the final exam for an Interpersonal Communications course. This is the course that will determine whether or not I get a 4.0 this semester.
The good news is that now I have a week off before next the next semester starts.
Interesting. What does Interpersonal Communications entail?
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by PotU
It's actually from Austria, you silly people.
End.
Redu Bull-chan Nippon
Japanese word for by PotU
Hoka daikanido Austria, baka gajuro.
Nuknuk.
This might be the easiest essay topic I ever heard.
Just write this in size 100 font:
THE ATLANTIC OCEAN
the whole idea is ridiculous
Wait so these are just colas with some bullshit half a teaspoon of powdered vitamins and your are gonna charge me like 2 dollars for this drink
that tastes like ass
because it ???
Thank-you thank-you thank-you, you just reminded me where I need to put that point.
A thousand
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I have two paragraphs.
Fuck the Egyptians.
i have to write a series of essays on something something criminal justice
i have to write a napster-like program for my networking class
i have to do a math project
and i really have to get my ass in gear and start working on getting an internship
instead of doing all this i'm blocking it from my brain for a while so i don't just quit
Oh man, woooooowww. Best of luck to you.
excess amount of caffeine
unhealthy amounts of caffeine
people become dependent on this shit, and can't function without it, and have to upgrade from cola to the strong shit
Being addicted to energy drinks.
All the crackheads will laugh at you.
The who/what now?
Also - good luck. Can you get an extension? Perhaps claim someone died or you broke a limb or you've become temporarily retarded or something?
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wow potatoe, thats a lot of divergent essays and stuff - are you at college/school still?
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it was hard because i am en engineer and i dont know how to write a fucking essay or give a crap about analysing a story
and then in the lecture there was a discussion on the books and people were talking and i thought 'crap i missed all of these points and talked about completely different shit' so maybe he will just think it is a unique approach to the novel and i will get good marks for it
my unique approach being to completely ignore the actual story
potatoe just does ridiculous academic exercises for no reason
kind of like a hobby
and it's ludicrous
the name "energy drink"
because any drinks gives you energy
even water
with it's non additive formula
plus the body can't break down and utilize carbonated beverages as fast as say
gatorade
the whole notion of energy drinks as they are marketed today is a lie
yeah, but it's all good. i've accepted the fact that each professor believes that they are the only one assigning a project, and that bitching about it to them is futile.
plus they like you more and boost your grade when you aren't giving them shit for assigning actual work.
We watched the Peter Brook movie though. It was terrible.
Can't say I've ever heard of it. How come you put it off until now though?
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I'm basically just here to be like "look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be like him!"
Best reason of all. I wouldn't worry too much - I left my presentation for my course until two days before and got a First for it, so it'll work out.
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What do you have to do for this Red Bull thing exactly? Are you on a Red-Bull sponsored scholarship?
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"look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be not from Japan like him!"
Not a scholarship, no. I'm paying to be here taking classes. Red Bull is just a side thing, kind of like an internship. Basically I find a time where I can get 100-200 people on campus to come to a party I organize. Then I get my people to bring the RB event Mini Coopers as well as a bar counter, a DJ booth, and a bunch of RB tables (those tall skinny can tables). Then we get liquor and mix it with the Red Bull and have a dance party on campus.
I found out the other week I have access to a boat for a boat party if I get enough people.
I also take photos at other parties.
Yes that is the feeling, actually. It's kind of gross, but I get to go to clubs for free so.
Ohhhh, one of my friends in the first year did that over here. She got cases and cases of the stuff, and had to target a specific demographic each week. She had to drive around in a Beetle with a RB Can on top of it though, which looked kinda dumb.
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i scored a good 10 hours last night and it feels wonderful
i haven't slept that much in months
That must be awkward. Being the object of desire in a place full of self loathing individuals and ideals. Not that they want to be with you, they want to not be them, there. But being with you is the closest they can be to that.
That's like a slice of hell
the last survivor in a boat with the denizens of a watery damnation clamoring to board your vessel
but then i grab a RED BULL ENERGY DRINK and i'm good to go!
thanks red bull!