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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Am I horrible person for laughing that "Won't the rapist kill me?" is a question in the FAQ page?

    It is a pretty damn good question.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    you pull out, see that thing on you

    "oh god, don't go flaccid, don't go flaccid, don't go flaccid"

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    as nobody can guarantee the outcome of any rape!

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The negatory response to "but won't the rapist be attached to me?" question saddened me.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Can this be worn during masturbation?
    No, not at all.

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Plastic vaginal dentata. Yeesh.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    as nobody can guarantee the outcome of any rape!

    is so great

    i cant believe that is in the FAQ

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    so is this the equivalent to strapping green army men to my dick?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i wonder if it is possible to turn it inside out

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What about date rape?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    or legos

    hmm

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    khanatekhanate Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    so is this the equivalent to strapping green army men to my dick?

    Are you strapping them on before or after entry?

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Won't the man initially feel this?
    When a rapist attacks, he looses control of his senses. He will become aware of the device when it is too late.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Won't the man initially feel this?
    When a rapist attacks, he looses control of his senses. He will become aware of the device when it is too late.

    i think maybe they didnt have any rapists on their planning team

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What if I am asleep and someone enters my house and tries to rape me?

    Golden rule... keep the device right next to you. Remember it is very easy to insert, and very quick too.

    Can you imagine this?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I BETTER STICK THIS INTO MY HOOCH RIGHT AWAY

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    CRAP WHERE IS THE EASY TO USE APPLICATOR

    BOBBY WHERE DID YOU PUT IT GODDAMMIT

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm not pro-rape but I don't think this thing is a good idea.

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    khanatekhanate Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm not pro-rape but I don't think this thing is a good idea.

    I think you just summed up the entire reason RAPEX has been deemed a fallacy. Tee hee, phallus-y.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm not pro-rape but I don't think this thing is a good idea.

    "this'll teach that fucker to leave his dirty dishes out"

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    One young victim said to me, "If only I had teeth down there!" When I looked into her eyes, she looked dead, yet she wasn't.

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    blue tapeblue tape Brooklyn, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm not pro-rape

    Phew. *wipes brow*

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Plastic vaginal dentata. Yeesh.
    Did someone say, "Vagina Dentata?"

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Bill Nye (the Science Guy!) is a guest judge on America's Most Smartest Model. This is important for the internet to know.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh my fuck i didn't see the hooks before

    holy crap i am crossing my legs so hard

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Fiz wrote: »
    Bill Nye (the Science Guy!) is a guest judge on America's Most Smartest Model. This is important for the internet to know.

    Is he announcing that the America's Most Smartest Model show is canceled and that he is bringing back his show?

    Either that, or he is teaming up with Myth Busters. Please God... Please? o.o

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My penis is scared.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Nye and Ben Stein are making fun of models. It's pretty erotic.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wait, wait, wait.

    What about gang rape?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    it's hard to predict the outcome of gang rape

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    khanatekhanate Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I tripped into a girl's vagina once.

    "Now that I'm here, do you just wanna go with it?"

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Wait, wait, wait.

    What about gang rape?

    you have to buy the optional rapex clip

    it holds 6 anti-rape condoms, ready to be dispensed directly into your vulnerable vagina

    although the rapex clip puts extra pressure on your bladder, leading to sudden urges to urinate, it is worth it to know that you can be protected from frat-house freddy and his drunken compatriots.

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    monkeyfeet63monkeyfeet63 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Is there a similar device for men?
    Not at this stage.

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    Lucy, did you leave your anti rape condom in again?

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    ...

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If only Lorena Bobbit had known about this technology!
    Or is that reference too dated?

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    hitler-rape.jpg

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited October 2007

    Dude! That's almost as bad as that one women who had like 4 or 5 fetuses and killed them like a year ago. O.O

    Well, I mean, that one lady was deliberately doing the killings, but it was really horrible in the way she did them, this is like, something I imagine her doing is what I am saying.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    BRAIN DOG

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