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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think spiked tampons are one of those things you make a point of remembering.

    And let's face the facts, booby-trapped vagina chick isn't the kind to put out anyways.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited October 2007
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I think spiked tampons are one of those things you make a point of remembering.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    look, I come from a long and proud line of plantation owners in the south

    like, every year we drink mint juleps and watch the kentucky derby
    and suddenly everything you said makes sense

    ahh, the yin and yang of 15 year old pseudo intellectuals, united at last

    Randall you're a libertarian, right

    FIGHT FOR MY AMUSEMENT

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    are mint juleps nice?

    I'm going to be a bartender in a couple weeks, I wonder if anyone even orders them

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    four hairy southerners are going to come in wearing white suits and I will offer them bathtub mint juleps

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    GefahrMausGefahrMaus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mint julips are fuckin nasty. one must prepare ones self to drink a mint julip by inbibing mass quantities of moonshine so as to burn off any taste buds that there may be.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    knob

    i'm not a rapist

    but i dunno if i got stuck in the dick with a fucking point i wouldn't so much be madder as i would be in a fetal position on the floor protecting the rest of my goods

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    Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well, yes the rape condom might be useful against conventional rapists... but how will it fare against, say, a serial cunnilingist?

    :winky:

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well, yes the rape condom might be useful against conventional rapists... but how will it fare against, say, a serial cunnilingist?

    :winky:
    AH OH MY GD WHAT ARE YOU DOING SOMEBODY HELP OH GOD OH GOD NO PLEASE DON"T AHHH....ah? OOoohh.......ahh....that's nice....

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I blame Communism

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I blame Communism

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    boners.com, huh

    your one stop shop

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    holy shit i want that matreshka

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    holy shit i want that matreshka

    how awesome would it be?

    so awesome

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Communism is pretty terrible, you guys

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "Above Mc Donald's"

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    Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Its hard being a communist in this day and age.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited October 2007
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    "Above Mc Donald's"

    Awesome.
    D:

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    "Above Mc Donald's"

    Awesome.
    D:

    i'll take a breakfast sandwich in a red wrapper, thanks.

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    blue tapeblue tape Brooklyn, NYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    plebeian sauce.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "yeah, i'll just have what he's having"
    "we know"

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    VmikesmittyVmikesmitty Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    "yeah, i'll just have what he's having"
    "we know"

    This made me giggle uncontrollably.

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    Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    blue tape wrote: »
    plebeian sauce.

    You made iced tea shoot out of my nose onto my keyboard, good sir!

    Oh hey I'm surpised no one has mentioned this:

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    Can a thing be intrinscally ironic?
    Bad video games based on a movie based on an anti-materialist book aren't as bad as rape or needles in a man's dick. Just wanted to make that clear. But this game makes me laugh and D: at the same time...

    EDIT: Man what, where did all that white come from?

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    The Reverend Dr GalactusThe Reverend Dr Galactus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    "Above Mc Donald's"

    At first, I thought, "what kind of brokeass museum is up above a McDonalds?" but then I realized it could be one of those little gallery spaces.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    blue tape wrote: »
    plebeian sauce.

    You made iced tea shoot out of my nose onto my keyboard, good sir!

    Oh hey I'm surpised no one has mentioned this:

    41he6fazxslss500wr6.jpg

    Can a thing be intrinscally ironic?
    Bad video games based on a movie based on an anti-materialist book aren't as bad as rape or needles in a man's dick. Just wanted to make that clear. But this game makes me laugh and D: at the same time...

    EDIT: Man what, where did all that white come from?

    yes, but did you actually play it?

    that was the real joke

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    "Above Mc Donald's"

    At first, I thought, "what kind of brokeass museum is up above a McDonalds?" but then I realized it could be one of those little gallery spaces.

    do you not see the beautiful irony of a museum dedicated to the rise and fall of communism located in a niche above a mcdonalds

    the mcdonalds is the landmark next to which it is located

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Ol' Sparky wrote: »
    "Above Mc Donald's"

    At first, I thought, "what kind of brokeass museum is up above a McDonalds?" but then I realized it could be one of those little gallery spaces.

    do you not see the beautiful irony of a museum dedicated to the rise and fall of communism located in a niche above a mcdonalds

    the mcdonalds is the landmark next to which it is located
    Oh, I get it now!

    Thanks!

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    Curly_BraceCurly_Brace Robot Girl Mimiga VillageRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »

    Fight Club Video Game

    yes, but did you actually play it?

    that was the real joke

    Ha ha ha... NO. Why the hell would I?

    Also, speaking of McDonalds... the general consensus is that the McRib should not be... it is a delicious monstrosity.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    1000 points for the thread title if it's a metallica reference

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »

    Fight Club Video Game

    yes, but did you actually play it?

    that was the real joke

    Ha ha ha... NO. Why the hell would I?

    the punchline was people paying $50 to play it

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i played the demo

    it was shitty

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    "yeah, i'll just have what he's having"
    "we know"

    This made me giggle uncontrollably.

    i'm glad i'm not the only person who is entertained by my thoughts

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    WHAT

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Mouse pads.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    the only thing that picture is missing is cum everywhere

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