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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Bijl wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    When I build my next house, I'm laying down the money for industrial plumbing.

    My toilet will flay the skin from your ass if you stay sitting down. I want that fucking thing to be able to flush a 5lb sack of flour.
    Aren't you the guy that can't poop

    thats munkus.

    I poop, but only once a week. so when I poop, it's a multi-hour affair.


    My current record is 9lbs.






    9 fucking pounds.

    Stale on
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    But wait, your dream toilet can only flush 5 pounds of product.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Bijl wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    When I build my next house, I'm laying down the money for industrial plumbing.

    My toilet will flay the skin from your ass if you stay sitting down. I want that fucking thing to be able to flush a 5lb sack of flour.
    Aren't you the guy that can't poop

    thats munkus.

    I poop, but only once a week. so when I poop, it's a multi-hour affair.


    My current record is 9lbs.






    9 fucking pounds.

    I sure as hell hope you determined that by weighing yourself pre and post defecation.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Shit


    Stale

    C-

    Could you have been pregnant?

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    "This is one of our more popular models, the Ambassador."
    "What are the performance characteristics of this unit?"
    "Excuse me?"
    "Performance characteristics. It's stats. It's capacity."
    "..."
    "I just wanna know, is this thing designed for your everyday 25-40 year old medium to high fibre poops, is it gonna be able to handle something more significant, like say I went camping for the weekend and ate nothing but beef jerky, swiss cheese, and pumpernickel. When I get home and drop a deuce on this puppy, is she gonna suck 'er down in one flush?"

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    But wait, your dream toilet can only flush 5 pounds of product.

    like I said... multi-hour affair.


    for the 9 pounder, or as I refer to it, "crapapolloza '03", I entered the bathroom at 10am and weighed myself. When I left the room, 5 hours later, I was 9 pounds lighter.

    mostly fluid.

    mostly painfull.

    partially blood.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Was she there to hold your hand, or did you make her pace outside the room?

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jeez, Stale, you should see a doctor or something.

    I think something might be wrong with you.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Worst shit i ever took. In the span of 7 hours i had taco bell and rally's.

    NEVER AGAIN!

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Jeez, Stale, you should see a doctor or something.

    I think something might be wrong with you.

    Oh, this was a great post.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    she knocked every hour or so.

    in my house doors are shut and they stay shut.


    only heathens use the bathroom with the door open. Or worse yet, when someone else is in the room.

    thats just disrespect on an epic scale.

    Stale on
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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Worst shit i ever took. In the span of 7 hours i had taco bell and rally's.

    NEVER AGAIN!

    Questionable Leftover Food Court Thai food was nearly my undoing.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Hell I still lock the door, even though you can hear every occurance through the wall.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    she knocked every hour or so.

    in my house doors are shut and they stay shut.


    only heathens use the bathroom with the door open. Or worse yet, when someone else is in the room.

    thats just disrespect on an epic scale.

    I had one roommate that I had to specifically make a rule for.

    If you want to use a cordless phone while you're on the can, use your own cordless phone.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    even if I am alone in the house.

    that door is closed.

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    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    The door to the toilet is always shut.

    Otherwise the whole house stinks.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I live alone, the bathroom door doesn't lock.

    But you better believe I make sure the apartment door is bolted and chained.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stale, do you bring entertainment in the can when you go on these epic poops? Like books, laptop, handhelds, etc etc?

    Or do you just concentrate solely on the act for that long?

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I just lock doors for the sheer joy of it.


    I never got caught mastrubating when I was younger, but damn if I didn't like how those door knobs just turned.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    we prop the door open enough for the cats to come and do their investigating.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If I thought this topic was ever going to be this popular I would have started a new thread.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh yeah, cats.


    All trying to barge in WHAT'S ALL THIS WHAT'S ALL THISing.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Stale, do you bring entertainment in the can when you go on these epic poops? Like books, laptop, handhelds, etc etc?

    Or do you just concentrate solely on the act for that long?

    I'm usually cursing and sweating and clutching my stomach.

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    Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, one time when I was at a friends house, I went to the bathroom to make the poopies.
    Suddenly, a black heap of fur turns it's head to look at me.
    How the fuck could I not manage to notice a black cat in a white bathroom?
    It was sort of freaky in an odd way.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Stale, do you bring entertainment in the can when you go on these epic poops? Like books, laptop, handhelds, etc etc?

    Or do you just concentrate solely on the act for that long?

    I'm usually cursing and sweating and clutching my stomach.

    D:

    Man, everyone needs to be able to enjoy themselves when they poop. It should be like the highlight of one's day.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    we prop the door open enough for the cats to come and do their investigating.

    I've been with Summer for 10 years.

    We've never even glimpsed each other on the toilet, let alone leave a door partially open.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Seriously wrote: »
    Oh yeah, cats.


    All trying to barge in WHAT'S ALL THIS WHAT'S ALL THISing.

    Our cats start tearing up the carpet if the door's locked.

    They're pretty annoying about it.

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Stale, do you bring entertainment in the can when you go on these epic poops? Like books, laptop, handhelds, etc etc?

    Or do you just concentrate solely on the act for that long?

    I'm usually cursing and sweating and clutching my stomach.

    D:

    Man, everyone needs to be able to enjoy themselves when they poop. It should be like the highlight of one's day.

    As a network admin, I regard it as the physical manifestation of everything the users have done or told me during the day.

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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    I play my ds on the pooper. I plan to do kefka's tower next time I play.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh, I guess we were lucky, we had hardwood floors.

    Shitty quality, too.

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    BijlBijl Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    Stale, do you bring entertainment in the can when you go on these epic poops? Like books, laptop, handhelds, etc etc?

    Or do you just concentrate solely on the act for that long?

    I'm usually cursing and sweating and clutching my stomach.

    D:

    Man, everyone needs to be able to enjoy themselves when they poop. It should be like the highlight of one's day.

    Or week.

    @stale: You're going to need a toilet with waterfall-like power (and you should call the Guiness book of records.)

    Bijl on
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    GrathGrath I'm a much happier person these days Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    stale just start drinking DR pepper

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Framling wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    Oh yeah, cats.


    All trying to barge in WHAT'S ALL THIS WHAT'S ALL THISing.

    Our cats start tearing up the carpet if the door's locked.

    They're pretty annoying about it.

    Then ya let them in and they walk over and just look at you.

    Sometimes Zinny jumps in the shower.

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Tuque always jumps on the sink, then on the toilet tank, then looks at me, wondering why I'm not opening the window so he can smell outside.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm going to see if I can play Half Life 2 from the crapper when i get home.

    You've all inspired me, you see.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    One time the cats were following me around and they followed me into the bathroom and I turned and yelled "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?"

    Tuque turned around and walked out. Zinny looked at me, then at Tuque, then at me, and then walked out too.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    Ok, so I have decided to do what some may call an experiment.

    I want to see what happens when you don't sleep. Yeas, I know what does happen, but I wanna know what it;s like to go threw it for fun. So, the last time I was sleeping was 3PM on saturday (GMT), and I am starting to feel the effects of it now. Anyone think this is a stupid idea? Anyone ever tried this?

    i was up for like 56 hours on my own once

    i hardly ever get to really sleep a good night's sleep anymore. it blows

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I am going to bed in a moment. What fucked up things shall I dream of SE?

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I am going to bed in a moment. What fucked up things shall I dream of SE?

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    I put you through college and this is how you repay me?

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    oh you motherfucker.

    I'll get you for that...




    If I make it through the night. D:

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