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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    All the anal sex talk we get into here. And the man sex.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    mmmm sex

    oh sorry

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    yeah, that's it.



    meh, I've spent entirely too many hours working in offices surrounded by women who don't feel threatened by or attracted to me. I've heard far too many things I wish I hadn't.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Oh shits, blood bending.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    did someone say anal?

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well, I think cartoon porn is better than live-action porn, because the artist can make the cartoon people as aesthetically pleasing as he/she wants, but live-action porn is limited by the hotness of the people desperate enough to make it. So far, I haven't seen a single live-action porn "actor" that is actually attractive.

    Having said that, La Blue Girl is just wrong on so many levels. I mean, I guess if you like it, whatever, but I find it pretty repulsive :P

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    did someone say anal?

    I thought we had to say it 3 times into a mirror in the dark?

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    did someone say anal?

    Nice TotP :^:

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Gooey wrote: »
    did someone say anal?

    I thought we had to say it 3 times into a mirror in the dark?

    That's for Eddy. Fuzzy's numer is one. :P

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well, I think cartoon porn is better than live-action porn, because the artist can make the cartoon people as aesthetically pleasing as he/she wants, but live-action porn is limited by the hotness of the people desperate enough to make it. So far, I haven't seen a single live-action porn "actor" that is actually attractive.

    Having said that, La Blue Girl is just wrong on so many levels. I mean, I guess if you like it, whatever, but I find it pretty repulsive :P

    I don't have a problem with cartoon porn, as long as it isn't used to show shit that would get you in jail (pedophillia, rape, KA).

    No one expects the anal inquistion!

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    There's good anime porn too, it's not just all tentacle rape :P You guys should go check out Futari no Ecchi. It's about a newlywed couple who met through a matchmaker. It's just like any story-of-life comedy, except it has some sex in it.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well that just sounds like a relationship anime that happens to have sex in it. Unless the sex is all explicit. I mean I figure if I am watching porn I am not out for a relationship, I'll be like the guy who bought monkey love.

    For reference in case my allusion is too much for some.

    0PBF13057BC-Monkey_Love.jpg

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ahahaha. Avatar just satirized DBZ.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    did someone say anal?

    I thought we had to say it 3 times into a mirror in the dark?

    That's for Eddy. Fuzzy's numer is one. :P
    I am a whore.
    *sob sob anal sob sob sob anal sob*

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    Well that just sounds like a relationship anime that happens to have sex in it. Unless the sex is all explicit. I mean I figure if I am watching porn I am not out for a relationship, I'll be like the guy who bought monkey love.

    I don't know if they show the "naughty bits" apart from some full frontal nudity, but there's definitely animated sex. Though I guess it's not that much more explicit than the soft porn they show in chick-flicks nowadays. There's this really funny part where the wife goes to meet her old school friends, and then they use bananas to show her how to give oral sex.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Ahahaha. And now I think they're satirizing Trigun and Final Fantasy.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Haphazard wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    did someone say anal?

    I thought we had to say it 3 times into a mirror in the dark?

    That's for Eddy. Fuzzy's numer is one. :P

    anal anal anal!

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    We died because of your tiny bladder!

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What is it with guys and anal? >.< People are always like, "Oh a guy being fucked up the ass is teh gay, but a girl being fucked up the ass is hot." Stupid men and their stupid double-standards.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I'm about to say something!...


    ...Here it comes!...


    ....right now!


    (double post)

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I don't find anal sex to be hot at all.

    I imagine though that the double standard has something to do with sexual deviance/dominance.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    The dominance bit for me. But I can honestly do without dominance that smells like poo.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Some women just like anal Irene, different strokes for different folks.

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    Some women just like anal Irene, different strokes for different folks.

    That doesn't explain the difference in social attitude that I mentioned. Some guys like anal too, but you don't see mainstream culture saying that's hot.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What is it with guys and anal? >.< People are always like, "Oh a guy being fucked up the ass is teh gay, but a girl being fucked up the ass is hot." Stupid men and their stupid double-standards.

    it's not the ass part, it's that it's a dick part, in your ass that makes it gay. it doesn't make a girl gay. that's just logic.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Well for a lot of men its an unknown factor, something they are told women don't like to do, so being able to do it is a thrill in itself. Kind of like seeing a woman slowly undress is a thrill. Only in this case it involves the mans penis and a womans anus and probably some poo when you are done.

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    What is it with guys and anal? >.< People are always like, "Oh a guy being fucked up the ass is teh gay, but a girl being fucked up the ass is hot." Stupid men and their stupid double-standards.

    it's not the ass part, it's that it's a dick part, in your ass that makes it gay. it doesn't make a girl gay. that's just logic.

    Not to paint too graphic a picture, but there are other things you can stick in your anus that aren't penises...

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    boo-urns

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    HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Preacher wrote: »
    Some women just like anal Irene, different strokes for different folks.

    That doesn't explain the difference in social attitude that I mentioned. Some guys like anal too, but you don't see mainstream culture saying that's hot.

    Yeah, it takes the D&D [chat] to say that! :winky:

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    What is it with guys and anal? >.< People are always like, "Oh a guy being fucked up the ass is teh gay, but a girl being fucked up the ass is hot." Stupid men and their stupid double-standards.

    it's not the ass part, it's that it's a dick part, in your ass that makes it gay. it doesn't make a girl gay. that's just logic.

    Not to paint too graphic a picture, but there are other things you can stick in your anus that aren't penises...
    Yes, but they aren't the guy's penis.

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I hear some straight guys like anal penetration...with...things.
    Like that one rugby or soccer or whatever stupid sport you non-americans play, guy did.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Yeah other stimulation can be used, but if you want to go bareback without bc anal is an option. And I really don't see any kind of huge difference for anal or anything, it's just people getting off as long as it's consensual it's win win.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    What is it with guys and anal? >.< People are always like, "Oh a guy being fucked up the ass is teh gay, but a girl being fucked up the ass is hot." Stupid men and their stupid double-standards.

    it's not the ass part, it's that it's a dick part, in your ass that makes it gay. it doesn't make a girl gay. that's just logic.

    Not to paint too graphic a picture, but there are other things you can stick in your anus that aren't penises...

    in which case, it wouldn't make a guy gay. unless it was another guy doing the sticking, I suppose.

    edit - what quid said, too.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Variable wrote: »
    What is it with guys and anal? >.< People are always like, "Oh a guy being fucked up the ass is teh gay, but a girl being fucked up the ass is hot." Stupid men and their stupid double-standards.

    it's not the ass part, it's that it's a dick part, in your ass that makes it gay. it doesn't make a girl gay. that's just logic.

    Not to paint too graphic a picture, but there are other things you can stick in your anus that aren't penises...

    Sure, and provided they aren't another guy's dick, I wouldn't call that gay.

    See? No double standard

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited October 2007
    Evening, everyone! We're talking about asses now? What a coincidence - I have an ass!

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    ege02ege02 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    it's not about what you put in your anus. it's about whether you like it.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    No I think it's about whether another man was involved in putting it there that makes you gay.

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Now enough about Irene's questions about the ass and on to my audiobook question.

    This is one of the few times you can influence me while intoxicated.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What makes you gay is being aroused by other men and only other men.

    The whole ass thing is really orthogonal to the gay thing.

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    What I meant was, receiving anal sex doesn't automatically make a guy homosexual by definition, which seemed to be your argument.

    And yet popular social sentiment concerning anal sex is that it's a good thing with girls but a bad thing with guys.

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