2pm and I have nothing to do for the rest of the day. I mean, I could start the mountain of essays I'm expected to scale this term, but then what would I complain about the night before deadline?
Man I'm 19 and living in the city, whenever I go home to visit my folks it's still "get off the computer it's past midnight." Lets ignore the fact I work a bar shift till 3 in the morning on weekends and my sleeping patterns are fucked in the ass. If it's after midnight I get beaten if I'm not in bed.
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i just talked to Matt Lauer on the phone
cool
So you do enjoy that diarrhea in a cup that's served at Starbucks? Do you also own a copy of Nietzsche's works? ;-)
I drink cigarettes in the morning.
Morning cigarettes without coffee are like tea without milk.
Unacceptable
They're acceptable.
damnit I don't care how many pages ago that was
Lighting one with the tip of the other, professional chain-smoker style
I'm going to sleep.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I'm thinking about making some tea and having a cigarette now.
why dont you move to a real time zone boy?
Cracked - did he come on to you in any way?
valid point - you australian bastard
you know, now that i think about it, he did have a certain "come hither" tone to his voice
In his feetie pajamas
Sucking his little thumb
then how come i heard retards saying it back in high school
So the real question is - would you go gay for Matt Lauer?
hmmm... im gonna have to go with no
he seems like a cool guy to hang out with though
why? would you go gay for matt lauer?
if not him, who?
i am a matt lauer fan
i hate most media personalities, but there are tons of times he'll be interviewing someone and straight up call them on their bullshit
Bear Grylls
those people went on to write the movie
your all missin local breaks cause of your man crush on lauer
I am inclined to agree with this assessment.
Although all media people lose a bunch of points for being media people.
penny-tardcade?
We've been through this.
Ray Mears >>>>>> Bear Grylls.
Shut your limey mouth you bastard
he still is pretty awesome though,
all killing rabbits with sticks and chompin down on live snakes
les stroud >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bear grylls
(haul camera in place, walk back, walk past camera, walk back to camera, haul off gear
he might sleep in the nicest fucking hotel in town
but the fact of the matter is
he ate a raw zebra that he found in the middle of africa
already been done
he also has enough supplies to last a million years
he's always taking apart cameras, and using solar blankets, and basically being a fucking douche
plus, he doesn't really tell you how to survive
he just complains about how shitty it is
The zebra was probably planted there.
Fuckin faker.
I don't read first pages
I only read odd pages divisible by 12
Also integers are involved
What are you talking about?
You've never seen the show, have you?
He never takes food or water with him.
He only brings things you might find in your pocket, except for a multitool.
And I've only seen him use a solar blanket once, and that was in alaska.
oh well
wait
what