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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Man, Angelina Jolie is kind of hideous without loads of makeup

    well yeah

    but she's just kind of the iconic unattainable woman

    I mean I've even heard so many girls express how hard they'd rail her

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    ForcibleForcible Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    Forcible wrote: »
    Oden wrote: »
    ive never played tomb raider before, which are the good ones

    Whoops, still getting use to this forum. ^^Legend and Anniversary.

    That would really explain this thread.

    Awww, thanks. Couldn't have asked for a warmer reception.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i know i should do homework, but i just want to watch jurassic park

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Forcible wrote: »
    Blaket wrote: »
    Forcible wrote: »
    Oden wrote: »
    ive never played tomb raider before, which are the good ones

    Whoops, still getting use to this forum. ^^Legend and Anniversary.

    That would really explain this thread.

    Awww, thanks. Couldn't have asked for a warmer reception.

    shut up, shut up right now

    this is so warm, you don't even know

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Meisnerd I am sorry but she had a kid with some dude last I heard.

    Well now I'm just after the coke

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i know i should do homework, but i just want to watch jurassic park

    which one

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Man, Angelina Jolie is kind of hideous without loads of makeup

    well yeah

    but she's just kind of the iconic unattainable woman

    I mean I've even heard so many girls express how hard they'd rail her

    why don't girls ever say that kind of thing about Catherine Zeta-Jones or Monica Bellucci I wonder

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    i know i should do homework, but i just want to watch jurassic park

    which one

    the first one

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    ZeroFill wrote: »
    Man, Angelina Jolie is kind of hideous without loads of makeup

    well yeah

    but she's just kind of the iconic unattainable woman

    I mean I've even heard so many girls express how hard they'd rail her

    why don't girls ever say that kind of thing about Catherine Zeta-Jones or Monica Bellucci I wonder

    the lips

    also potatoe: h5, maybe even 6

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Meisnerd I am sorry but she had a kid with some dude last I heard.

    Well now I'm just after the coke

    Man it got scary being around that stuff. You never would have guessed it to look at her. One night we hear about someone getting shot on the west end and she starts getting phone calls.

    She's all, "Okay some guys are coming over to talk about the thing that happened, he was one of their runners...you can stay here if you want I'm sure they'll be nice to you...just don't repeat anything you hear."

    yeah I went home

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    how does a h6 work?

    like, a h5, and then we sword-fight?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Meisnerd I am sorry but she had a kid with some dude last I heard.

    Well now I'm just after the coke

    Man it got scary being around that stuff. You never would have guessed it to look at her. One night we hear about someone getting shot on the west end and she starts getting phone calls.

    She's all, "Okay some guys are coming over to talk about the thing that happened, he was one of their runners...you can stay here if you want I'm sure they'll be nice to you...just don't repeat anything you hear."

    yeah I went home

    Did she look just like Mary Louise Parker?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Meisnerd I am sorry but she had a kid with some dude last I heard.

    Well now I'm just after the coke

    Man it got scary being around that stuff. You never would have guessed it to look at her. One night we hear about someone getting shot on the west end and she starts getting phone calls.

    She's all, "Okay some guys are coming over to talk about the thing that happened, he was one of their runners...you can stay here if you want I'm sure they'll be nice to you...just don't repeat anything you hear."

    yeah I went home

    Is that when she said she'd like Angelina Jolie to sit on her face

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    NO she said that in bed

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    One time she visited me at Filthy McNasty's (the bar I worked at) and I was kicking this mouthy bitch out.

    As she wandered off, this girl whispered to me, "Do you want me to get some bikers to gang rape her? Because I can."

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    One time she visited me at Filthy McNasty's (the bar I worked at) and I was kicking this mouthy bitch out.

    As she wandered off, this girl whispered to me, "Do you want me to get some bikers to gang rape her? Because I can."

    She only said that because she cared man.

    The more I hear about her the more I am convinced you should have stayed with her.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    should have

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Sorry potatoe.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Actually the more I remember about her I'm starting to think this as well.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    it's okay blaket

    i don't even care
    i was just post post postin'

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I mean by the sounds of it, if you ever got into a car accident and killed someone, she could totally sort shit out.

    She sounds very much like the pro-active do stuff type.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    how does a h6 work?

    like, a h5, and then we sword-fight?

    :winky:

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i was worried that "sword-fight" was too vague of an innuendo

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    KING LITERATEKING LITERATE Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i like tomb raider

    More liek womb raider amirite

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    no, not really

    it doesn't have anything to do with wombs, actually

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    She told me this fucked up story once:
    One of the people she sold cocaine for needed an extra runner (guy who drives around the city delivering the shit), his buddy said he'd vouche for someone "His name is Craig, he's got a car and everything and he's pretty trustworthy." So the drug dealer said, "all right, send him over so I can meet him." So a guy shows up at the drug-dealers apartment and he meets the guy and stuff and starts getting him to run coke. A few months go by and the drug dealer hasn't talked to his friend in a while. His friend asks, "How is Craig working out?" He said he's doing fine. Then the guy says, "Yeah, he moves kind of quick for a fat guy, huh?" Then the drug dealer asks him what the fuck he's talking about. So he describes 'Craig' to him. Craig is fat and has black hair and glasses. The Craig that showed up was skinny with red hair and freckles. So the drug dealer freaks out and asks the obvious question; "Who the fuck is the guy that came over here and has been running drugs for me for three months then?" He freaks right out and neither dude ever sees either 'Craig' again.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    and that is how keith affords his internet connection

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    And this all happened in Edmonton

    Canada

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Which 'Craig' is never seen again? The redhead or the black hair dude?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    Which 'Craig' is never seen again? The redhead or the black hair dude?
    trentsteel wrote: »
    and neither dude ever sees either 'Craig' again.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Blaket wrote: »
    Which 'Craig' is never seen again? The redhead or the black hair dude?

    Yeah, both.

    Fucked up thing is, as far as he knew the dude never stole anything. At first, when he realized the dude was not the dude his friend sent over he thought 'undercover cop' but nothing ever came of it.

    It's also weird that he somehow knew when to take off.

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    ZeroFillZeroFill Feeling much better. A nice, green leaf.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i was worried that "sword-fight" was too vague of an innuendo
    hi6.gif

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    And this all happened in Edmonton

    Canada

    Meissnerd, I know stories about Edmonton that would set your pubic hairs on fire.

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    And this all happened in Edmonton

    Canada

    Meissnerd, I know stories about Edmonton that would set your pubic hairs on fire.

    Do these stories involve pubes being set aflame.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    And this all happened in Edmonton

    Canada

    Meissnerd, I know stories about Edmonton that would set your pubic hairs on fire.

    Do these stories involve pubes being set aflame.

    ironically, no

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Alright well I'm going to bed

    I doubt I'll sleep well though

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    look at that pair

    a potato and a caterpillar

    fuckin' rockin' the h6 like it ain't no thang

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    how does a h6 work?

    like, a h5, and then we sword-fight?
    was this originally meant as a reference to The Princess Bride?

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    My friend and business partner was telling me tonight that he's bored with weed and alcohol, and he wants to start doing coke, so I give him my 2 cents on cocaine and tell him that that is most likely a very bad idea.

    But he is a stupid fucking stuck up preppy white boy, so he will probably do it anyway.

    Also I found out today that like the entire starting offensive team on my school's football team does coke.

    And last week I found out that a friend of mine started selling coke, and she offered me some for free.

    I declined of course, if I were to try it, I only see myself being attacked at my mansion and shot off of a balcony into a pool of water.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    redhead wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    how does a h6 work?

    like, a h5, and then we sword-fight?
    was this originally meant as a reference to The Princess Bride?

    i have never seen that movie, so, no

    i was just making penis references

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