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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i did some coke today

    i did a whole goddamn can of the stuff

    potatoe on
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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    So anyway, about the poisoning by this girl that did or did not happen:

    I'm at her condo. I was planning to leave because I had the "I'm sorry I don't think we should hang out anymore because I don't feel the same way about you that you do about me." talk. Also I'm more leery of her because I had recently discovered she went to jail for stabbing some chick at a party.

    So, she's sort of mad at me, but she says she understands. We are talking about it when she makes a phone call. She tells me some "guys" are coming over. This usually means her head-honchos. This is usually when I leave.

    She says, like usual, "You can stay if you want, just don't repeat anything."

    I start to leave, like usual but I want to finish the orange juice she poured for me awhile earlier. I start to feel fuzzy. Then dizzy. Then I'm looking at the orange juice to see if it's discolored. Suddenly I'm remembering the conversation that lead to the Orange Juice:

    "Hey, Trent, you want anything to drink?"
    "No, I'm good, thanks though."
    "You sure?"
    "Yeah."
    "You're not thirsty for anything at all? A beer?"
    "No thanks...well, maybe some water or something."
    "Juice? You want some juice? I have orange and apple."
    "Okay, I guess I'll have an orange juice."

    Then she brings it to me on a coaster.

    So, fast forward and I'm staring at the glass and she's like, "They should be here anyminute now."

    All kinds of grim things are going through my head and it feels like I'm giong to fall over.

    "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PUT IN MY ORANGE JUICE. WHY?"

    "What are you talking about?"

    "WHY?"

    I start making my way toward the door and on the way there all of a sudden I felt better. She calmed me down and then I left.


    EDIT: I think in an alternate universe somewhere Trent hit the floor and some hard, pipe-hitting dudes came up and tortured Trent. Poor Trent.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    how does a h6 work?

    like, a h5, and then we sword-fight?
    was this originally meant as a reference to The Princess Bride?

    i have never seen that movie, so, no

    i was just making penis references
    a happy accident, then

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i did some coke today

    i did a whole goddamn can of the stuff

    I only have bottles.

    Graves on
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    the Professorthe Professor PONY ROMNEY DOES NOT CARE PONY ROMNEY WILL CUT YOUR FUNDINGRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    potatoe wrote: »
    i did some coke today

    i did a whole goddamn can of the stuff

    potatoe you have to stop man we are worried about you everyone is worried about you

    this stuff will destroy you from the inside out, think about what you are doing to your body

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Potatoe go see the Princess Bride, you need to see it.*

    *I say despite not having seen Indiana Jones and the temple of doom.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    i have been told that i should see it a few times

    but the thing is

    i never remember

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    so i saw that rush hour 3 was on rottentomatoes with a terrible rating and i was like man

    i didn't even know that it came out

    i really like the first two and i was hoping 3 would be good too

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Fallout wrote: »
    so i saw that rush hour 3 was on rottentomatoes with a terrible rating and i was like man

    i didn't even know that it came out

    i really like the first two and i was hoping 3 would be good too


    good god please be sarcastic

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    not even a little bit

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    fallout we're in the same boat

    hi5 right here

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    h5 indeed

    have you seen the third one? i want to regardless of the reviews

    fuck errrrrrrbody that doesn't like the first two

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    NarketNarket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Hell yeah, both Rush Hour and 2 were awesome!

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