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Hello, my friend, my name is Fred.
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The words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said, my name is Fred.
And I've been... very naughty.
The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
is about my dear Aunt Muriel.
And just how I've been... naughty.
Voila!
The farm. My Aunt lives here.
With precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice... and naughty.
I thought just how excited they
must be, that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hurray!"
Dear boy, you look so... naughty.
That's when my tired eyes beheld, a doggy dog, like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell... naughty.
Alone, was I.
With tender Courage.
With all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which I say, did encourage me, to be, quite... naughty.
It was a day I'd not forget,
the day that I first met my pet.
Oh! What a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so... naughty.
My fuzzy friend is what he was, this darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz! It does
demand that I be... naughty.
He looked at me, his fetching eyes, and fetching fur did hypnotize.
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs.
And that's when I got... naughty.
This dripping hair, this droopy curl.
Unfurls sweet memories, of a girl.
With tresses, oh, they'd twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be... naughty.
Barbara, my love was named.
And her fair hair, a mane untamed.
Until one evening, I'm ashamed.
I got a little... naughty.
The look upon my young love's face, was sweet as lace. But in this case, I realized she...needed space.
I never more was naughty.
Well... maybe not never.
Dear cur,
Your fur and fleece remind
of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow,
who did find me to be... in a certain mood.
Into my shop he walked one day,
with bush above and beard bouquet.
That's no toupee, I pray, no way,
I couldn’t help but be... you know.
I'd never seen such hair before.
His bangs, they sang.
His neck, it beckoned.
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned.
Soon I figured what the heck, and,
Guess how I was... naughty.
But then my landlords did presume,
to free me from that porcelain tomb.
And ferry to a private room.
Your hero... ever naughty.
Goodbye, dear aunt.
I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace’s ebullient charm.
And farewell, Courage, what's the harm?
If I was slightly... naughty.
With love,
Fred.
I say, I said, my name is Fred.
And I've been... very naughty.
The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
is about my dear Aunt Muriel.
And just how I've been... naughty.
Voila!
The farm. My Aunt lives here.
With precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beat fast as I drew near.
I felt so nice... and naughty.
I thought just how excited they
must be, that I would come today.
They'd shout, "Come Fred! Huzzah! Hurray!"
Dear boy, you look so... naughty.
That's when my tired eyes beheld, a doggy dog, like dog he smelled.
D-O-G is what he spelled.
And that's how I spell... naughty.
Alone, was I.
With tender Courage.
With all his fur, his furry furrage.
Which I say, did encourage me, to be, quite... naughty.
It was a day I'd not forget,
the day that I first met my pet.
Oh! What a lovely gift to get.
I'd never felt so... naughty.
My fuzzy friend is what he was, this darling little ball of fuzz.
And, oh, such fuzz, such fuzz! It does
demand that I be... naughty.
He looked at me, his fetching eyes, and fetching fur did hypnotize.
I filled with joy, I filled with sighs.
And that's when I got... naughty.
This dripping hair, this droopy curl.
Unfurls sweet memories, of a girl.
With tresses, oh, they'd twist and twirl.
And tempt me to be... naughty.
Barbara, my love was named.
And her fair hair, a mane untamed.
Until one evening, I'm ashamed.
I got a little... naughty.
The look upon my young love's face, was sweet as lace. But in this case, I realized she...needed space.
I never more was naughty.
Well... maybe not never.
Dear cur,
Your fur and fleece remind
of nothing found in humankind.
But for one fellow,
who did find me to be... in a certain mood.
Into my shop he walked one day,
with bush above and beard bouquet.
That's no toupee, I pray, no way,
I couldn’t help but be... you know.
I'd never seen such hair before.
His bangs, they sang.
His neck, it beckoned.
Eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned.
Soon I figured what the heck, and,
Guess how I was... naughty.
But then my landlords did presume,
to free me from that porcelain tomb.
And ferry to a private room.
Your hero... ever naughty.
Goodbye, dear aunt.
I'll miss your farm.
And Eustace’s ebullient charm.
And farewell, Courage, what's the harm?
If I was slightly... naughty.
With love,
Fred.
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now play classical gas
that was the only part i remembered from that movie when i watched it a few years ago
Say it with me now!
Secret Satan
It may have had something to do with you being TEN!
Secret Satan
HHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sure, if i was even ten then
it has to do more with how things like my gym partner is a monkey and ben 10 are complete shit
you can't talk to him that way, you're not his real dad!
:^:
I hate to break it to you but the quality of children's cartoons has generally improved over time.
Some of the stuff I watched when I was little....
Ugh....
And further back than that....
I dare you to watch a couple episodes of Scooby Doo. The laugh track alone will drive you mad.
Secret Satan
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had to link it, it's a big gif
That dude always made me feel a little uncomfortable
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when I was little my sister and I would watch this film all the time and think it was hilarious
then I watched it again when I was older and realised that it is a really inappropriate film for little kids
though the one with the ghost is pretty good
RETURN THE SLAB
i know right
same here
except with my brother instead of sister
how is not being in OK treating you?
and all that business
I haven't lived in OK in about 4 years, boss
and it's mighty fine
that saddens me, keith
it was one of my favorites
are there courage the cowardly dog dvds?
You're damn straight, it has an incredibly catchy tune.
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA
well you see i couldn't really think much to say besides courage was a pretty good show
i do like the one where one of the two gets lost in the backyard/jungle
man i really want to watch ed edd 'n' eddy right now
maybe you suck
EVER THINK OF THAT
I dunno why but that art is throwing me off real bad