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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I woke up with my hand around my donger today

    sleep masturbation? h5

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    'control the mic' is a phrase occasionally used in the 'hip-hop' music

    So is "rock the mic" does that also make them microphone rockers?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    sure, why not

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    ZeroCowZeroCow Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    Knob wrote: »
    'control the mic' is a phrase occasionally used in the 'hip-hop' music

    So is "rock the mic" does that also make them microphone rockers?

    mr. mister?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    SabreMau wrote: »
    I think originally it was, and then they went and decided it could mean the other thing too.

    That's like those fucking monkeys who think AKON is the greatest RnB artist in History because RnB stands for Rhymes n Beats

    I will fucking end you

    #pipe on
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    Opinions on the quality of modern "R&B" aside, it's got fuck all to do with rhythm and blues. Still, I'm all for people keeping the amount of genres down.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zzulu wrote: »
    I woke up with my hand around my donger today

    If you woke up with your hands around someone else's donger, then you would have a story. Most likely a sore ass too.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Happy Hallow's Eve everyone. Just 55 more days left to do your Christmas shopping!

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Opinions on the quality of modern "R&B" aside, it's got fuck all to do with rhythm and blues. Still, I'm all for people keeping the amount of genres down.



    Two genres.


    Shit

    and

    Noise.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    If your band's genre has the word "post" in it, it sucks.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Actually, the evolution of Modern RnB from traditional RnB can be traced in only a few steps.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Actually, the evolution of Modern RnB from traditional RnB can be traced in only a few steps.

    If you're thinking with portals.

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    what if my band's genre is postal? like going postal on the mic. insane in the membrane and all that.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Actually, the evolution of Modern RnB from traditional RnB can be traced in only a few steps.

    doesn't mean it's got anything to do with rhythm or blues.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Then you suck.

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    Fuck off and die.
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    rhythm is a funny looking word

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2007
    longest word in english without vowels

    you know what's a weird lookin word?

    Ouija

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    It is like saying yes-yes

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    syzygy

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    xyzzy

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    hyzzyl-shyzzyl

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    OLOQOS - a CIA intelligence code describing eccentric eskimos living in mud huts for money.

    http://noemata.net/etc/words.htm#entry

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    NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Syzygos

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Fort1tude wrote: »
    bearsuit wrote: »
    microphone controller?

    The MC in MC Hammer and such stands for Microphone Controller you damn homp

    It's master of ceremonies, dick parade. Some wikipedia shithead probably thinks it's microphone controller, but he has aids.

    "...hip-hop proclaim, illest master of ceremone
    ever born on canadian soil.
    Even if I got a sore throat and a cold sore
    formed on the corner of both lips
    makin it harder to open my mouth
    and blurt out these dopest hits
    I’ma rock til I don’t exist"

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    longest word in english without vowels

    you know what's a weird lookin word?

    Ouija

    Y is a vowel.

    Sometimes.

    Framling on
    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
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    altmannaltmann Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Do you want to preorder it?

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    BlitzkriegBlitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    If your band's genre has the word "post" in it, it sucks.

    or neo or nu

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    with the hippin and the hoppin

    and bippin oh my god this meme is old

    TheySlashThem on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2007
    Qorzm wrote: »
    fuck gamestop

    bunch of faggots working there

    Garlic Bread on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    keith is queen faggot

    leader of the faggot hive

    TheySlashThem on
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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Qorzm wrote: »
    fuck gamestop

    bunch of faggots working there

    Seriously

    Gamestop Faggot - "Oh you better preorder Metroid Prime 3, it's gonna be sold out in minutes!"
    Me - "Yeah ok, I'll take the risk"

    On release day:

    Me - "You got any Metroid Prime 3 copies left?"
    the very same Gamestop Faggot - "Yeah, loads!"

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2007
    Iskander wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Qorzm wrote: »
    fuck gamestop

    bunch of faggots working there

    Seriously

    Gamestop Faggot - "Oh you better preorder Metroid Prime 3, it's gonna be sold out in minutes!"
    Me - "Yeah ok, I'll take the risk"

    On release day:

    Me - "You got any Metroid Prime 3 copies left?"
    the very same Gamestop Faggot - "Yeah, loads!"

    it's like they have to tell you that!

    Garlic Bread on
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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    Iskander wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    Qorzm wrote: »
    fuck gamestop

    bunch of faggots working there

    Seriously

    Gamestop Faggot - "Oh you better preorder Metroid Prime 3, it's gonna be sold out in minutes!"
    Me - "Yeah ok, I'll take the risk"

    On release day:

    Me - "You got any Metroid Prime 3 copies left?"
    the very same Gamestop Faggot - "Yeah, loads!"

    it's like they have to tell you that!

    I was gonna ask them how dumb they think their customers were, but two seconds later the following scene occured before my very eyes:

    Mom comes in with her kid.

    Mom - "Do you have any new Playstation 2 games?"
    Gamestop fag - "No, that system's dead. There are very few new games for it. The Playstation 3 is out now."
    Mom to kid - "See. We shouldn't have gotten you that shitty thing three years ago!"

    Mom drags kid out of the store...

    I sort of felt for the guy who had to deal with people like this the whole time.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    You know what is a weird word?

    Vacuum.

    That shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    John looks like my grandpa.

    As in, back from the grave.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    You know what is a weird word?

    Vacuum.

    That shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s

    Speaking of bananas, I would stick my dick in Gwen Stefanis' mouth, with that red lipstick and high pitched voice. I don't care if she is a mom or sang for a shitty ska band.

    Hunter on
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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    You know what is a weird word?

    Vacuum.

    That shit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s

    Speaking of bananas, I would stick my dick in Gwen Stefanis' mouth, with that red lipstick and high pitched voice. I don't care if she is a mom or sang for a shitty ska band.

    ain't nothing wrong with no doubt

    Gwen is cute but she has no tits

    Garlic Bread on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    thanks for sharing

    that's one less thing I have to worry about now

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited October 2007
    who pissed in your cornflakes

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2007
    I, for one, was tremendously worried about Gwen Stefani's tits for years.

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