Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++
As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

The great thing about corpses is, they can't say "No".

2456789

Posts

  • Options
    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    hang on guys maybe you are jumping to conclusions here
    maybe this wasnt a weird fetish thing
    maybe he knew this lady
    maybe she was a cranky old bitch
    maybe this was a revenge fuck
    maybe everyone who knew her will say she deserved it
    maybe they will say this boy is a hero
    maybe it will be agreed that this was the best course of action

    Air on
    darjeelingshortsig95.jpg
  • Options
    SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2007
    I know a few people that need a good fucking when they're dead, that's for sure.

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • Options
    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Air wrote: »
    hang on guys maybe you are jumping to conclusions here
    maybe this wasnt a weird fetish thing
    maybe he knew this lady
    maybe she was a cranky old bitch
    maybe this was a revenge fuck
    maybe everyone who knew her will say she deserved it
    maybe they will say this boy is a hero
    maybe it will be agreed that this was the best course of action

    Maybe not.

    PotU on
    2mong9u.jpg
  • Options
    johnny_rockerjohnny_rocker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I guess this is what corpse fuckers are into these days:
    untitled2.jpg

    And the scooby gang is already on the case! They'll find the real corpse fucker!
    untitled.jpg

    Watch out there, skeleton dude...you could be next!

    johnny_rocker on
  • Options
    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    His favorite music is Eurodance. I need no other explanation for his actions.

    lostwords on
    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • Options
    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    is studding a typo?

    Zephyr on
    16kakxt.jpg
  • Options
    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    his favourite movie is Day is of Thunder.

    Dublo7 on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    is studding a typo?

    not when he is studding an old dead lady


    ZING

    CrackedLens on
    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • Options
    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    is studding a typo?

    not when he is studding an old dead lady


    ZING

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/announcement.php?f=12&a=28

    Zephyr on
    16kakxt.jpg
  • Options
    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    And Tokoyo Drift.

    PotU on
    2mong9u.jpg
  • Options
    johnny_rockerjohnny_rocker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    is studding a typo?

    That's when he's being a stud.

    For the corpse.

    That he's going to bone.

    johnny_rocker on
  • Options
    eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    lol he sure works hard to party hard with the dead.

    eryu90 on
  • Options
    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Zephyr wrote: »
    CrackedLens wrote: »
    Zephyr wrote: »
    is studding a typo?

    not when he is studding an old dead lady


    ZING

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/announcement.php?f=12&a=28

    yeah, already got the PM

    CrackedLens on
    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • Options
    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited October 2007
    I work fast

    Tube on
  • Options
    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    That is the best infraction ever.

    Butters on
    PSN: idontworkhere582 | CFN: idontworkhere | Steam: lordbutters | Amazon Wishlist
  • Options
    johnny_rockerjohnny_rocker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    untitled3.jpg

    Stale thinks he's found the real corpse-fucker already!

    johnny_rocker on
  • Options
    mattmatt Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    hahaha best thing ive read all day.


    thank you internet!

    matt on
  • Options
    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    johnny_rocker wrote: »

    And the scooby gang is already on the case! They'll find the real corpse fucker!
    untitled.jpg

    Watch out there, skeleton dude...you could be next!

    Dude, page one.

    I made this exact same joke.

    Its a 3 page thread.

    maaaaaaaaan

    Filler Inc. on
  • Options
    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    he was the only New Yorker I could think of.


    although... even if he was in Nigeria, he would still be suspect

    Stale on
    easysig2.jpg
  • Options
    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Books: Neverwhere by Neil Gailman, Extreme Muscle Enhancement, by Carlon M. Colker, MD, FACN

    Gotta make sure you last a little while so the corpse gets off too!

    Meissnerd on
  • Options
    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    bony

    skinny87 on
    TFSSig.png

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/registry/wishlist/1A4GKH199FBMU/ - My wishlist
  • Options
    CJTheranCJTheran Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    He's doing something creepy in honor of Halloween.

    Namely, he's doing that lady.

    CJTheran on
  • Options
    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Books: Neverwhere by Neil Gailman, Extreme Muscle Enhancement, by Carlon M. Colker, MD, FACN

    Gotta make sure you last a little while so the corpse gets off too!

    Well he had to do all the work.

    It opens up all sorts of corpse sex possibilities.

    As7 on
    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • Options
    johnny_rockerjohnny_rocker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    anyone with a myspace account needs to go check out this creep's photo albums.

    he sure does like taking pictures of himself holding a cameraphone.

    and cramming dead people is bad enough, but to rice-out a 3000GT VR-4? C'mon.

    johnny_rocker on
  • Options
    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I call bullshit on his collection of vehicles.


    no dude working in a morgue owns a VR-4, an M3, and a harley.

    Stale on
    easysig2.jpg
  • Options
    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    johnny_rocker wrote: »
    anyone with a myspace account needs to go check out this creep's photo albums.

    he sure does like taking pictures of himself holding a cameraphone.

    and cramming dead people is bad enough, but to rice-out a 3000GT VR-4? C'mon.

    yeah, thats what put it over the limit right there.....

    CrackedLens on
    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • Options
    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    I call bullshit on his collection of vehicles.


    no dude working in a morgue owns a VR-4, an M3, and a harley.

    rich parents?

    CrackedLens on
    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • Options
    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I like "Holy Name Hospital."

    Like they were filling out the forms and just wrote down "Holy Name" until they could think of a good saint to stick in there.

    But then they forgot.

    And then that guy fucked that corpse.

    And they don't know who the saint of corpse fucking is.

    They checked all the books.

    Jordyn on
    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • Options
    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    As lame as his tastes are...this guy was buff. He seems fairly "hip wit it." Apparently he had an active night life and like to dance. He also seems to have had a good job or jobs.

    You know who I feel sorry for...all the LIVING women he boned.

    Necrotizing Fasciitis of the vagina!

    As7 on
    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • Options
    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    It would've been better if it was named Holy [Name] Hospital.

    PotU on
    2mong9u.jpg
  • Options
    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Holy Name Hospital, Batman!

    Jordyn on
    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • Options
    PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2007
    Haha, nice.

    PotU on
    2mong9u.jpg
  • Options
    johnny_rockerjohnny_rocker Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    As7 wrote: »
    As lame as his tastes are...this guy was buff.

    You gotta be buff when you're pumping stiffs. All that dead weight (see what i did there) isn't easy to move around.

    johnny_rocker on
  • Options
    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    I wonder if he was talking trash to the corpse while he was penetrating it?

    "Ooooh yeah, you like that shit? I'ma pretend you're Marilyn Monroe."

    Dublo7 on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Options
    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    I wonder if he was talking trash to the corpse while he was penetrating it?

    "Ooooh yeah, you like that shit? I'ma pretend you're my frat brother Terry."

    there we go

    Stale on
    easysig2.jpg
  • Options
    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    As7 wrote: »
    As lame as his tastes are...this guy was buff. He seems fairly "hip wit it." Apparently he had an active night life and like to dance. He also seems to have had a good job or jobs.

    You know who I feel sorry for...all the LIVING women he boned.

    Necrotizing Fasciitis of the vagina!

    Lupus

    Wise_a on
  • Options
    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    DROPPING LOADS

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT on
  • Options
    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Wise_a wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    As lame as his tastes are...this guy was buff. He seems fairly "hip wit it." Apparently he had an active night life and like to dance. He also seems to have had a good job or jobs.

    You know who I feel sorry for...all the LIVING women he boned.

    Necrotizing Fasciitis of the vagina!

    Lupus
    notlupus.png

    Stale on
    easysig2.jpg
  • Options
    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    johnny_rocker wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    As lame as his tastes are...this guy was buff.

    You gotta be buff when you're pumping stiffs. All that dead weight (see what i did there) isn't easy to move around.

    I know you are kidding.

    But this is absolutley true. I mean god moving a 120 pound old lady from the bed to the cart was like lifting a bag full of goddamn bricks.

    Transporter on
  • Options
    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited October 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    As lame as his tastes are...this guy was buff. He seems fairly "hip wit it." Apparently he had an active night life and like to dance. He also seems to have had a good job or jobs.

    You know who I feel sorry for...all the LIVING women he boned.

    Necrotizing Fasciitis of the vagina!

    Lupus
    notlupus.png

    making t-shirts right now.

    Jordyn on
    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
Sign In or Register to comment.
Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++