hang on guys maybe you are jumping to conclusions here
maybe this wasnt a weird fetish thing
maybe he knew this lady
maybe she was a cranky old bitch
maybe this was a revenge fuck
maybe everyone who knew her will say she deserved it
maybe they will say this boy is a hero
maybe it will be agreed that this was the best course of action
hang on guys maybe you are jumping to conclusions here
maybe this wasnt a weird fetish thing
maybe he knew this lady
maybe she was a cranky old bitch
maybe this was a revenge fuck
maybe everyone who knew her will say she deserved it
maybe they will say this boy is a hero
maybe it will be agreed that this was the best course of action
As lame as his tastes are...this guy was buff. He seems fairly "hip wit it." Apparently he had an active night life and like to dance. He also seems to have had a good job or jobs.
You know who I feel sorry for...all the LIVING women he boned.
As lame as his tastes are...this guy was buff. He seems fairly "hip wit it." Apparently he had an active night life and like to dance. He also seems to have had a good job or jobs.
You know who I feel sorry for...all the LIVING women he boned.
As lame as his tastes are...this guy was buff. He seems fairly "hip wit it." Apparently he had an active night life and like to dance. He also seems to have had a good job or jobs.
You know who I feel sorry for...all the LIVING women he boned.
As lame as his tastes are...this guy was buff. He seems fairly "hip wit it." Apparently he had an active night life and like to dance. He also seems to have had a good job or jobs.
You know who I feel sorry for...all the LIVING women he boned.
Necrotizing Fasciitis of the vagina!
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maybe this wasnt a weird fetish thing
maybe he knew this lady
maybe she was a cranky old bitch
maybe this was a revenge fuck
maybe everyone who knew her will say she deserved it
maybe they will say this boy is a hero
maybe it will be agreed that this was the best course of action
Maybe not.
And the scooby gang is already on the case! They'll find the real corpse fucker!
Watch out there, skeleton dude...you could be next!
not when he is studding an old dead lady
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That's when he's being a stud.
For the corpse.
That he's going to bone.
yeah, already got the PM
Stale thinks he's found the real corpse-fucker already!
thank you internet!
Dude, page one.
I made this exact same joke.
Its a 3 page thread.
maaaaaaaaan
although... even if he was in Nigeria, he would still be suspect
Gotta make sure you last a little while so the corpse gets off too!
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Namely, he's doing that lady.
Well he had to do all the work.
It opens up all sorts of corpse sex possibilities.
Secret Satan
he sure does like taking pictures of himself holding a cameraphone.
and cramming dead people is bad enough, but to rice-out a 3000GT VR-4? C'mon.
no dude working in a morgue owns a VR-4, an M3, and a harley.
yeah, thats what put it over the limit right there.....
rich parents?
Like they were filling out the forms and just wrote down "Holy Name" until they could think of a good saint to stick in there.
But then they forgot.
And then that guy fucked that corpse.
And they don't know who the saint of corpse fucking is.
They checked all the books.
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You know who I feel sorry for...all the LIVING women he boned.
Necrotizing Fasciitis of the vagina!
Secret Satan
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You gotta be buff when you're pumping stiffs. All that dead weight (see what i did there) isn't easy to move around.
"Ooooh yeah, you like that shit? I'ma pretend you're Marilyn Monroe."
there we go
Lupus
I know you are kidding.
But this is absolutley true. I mean god moving a 120 pound old lady from the bed to the cart was like lifting a bag full of goddamn bricks.
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