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Those fucking kids, with their requesting of tricks and/or treats...

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anyone else see the marginalization of Halloween?

    Like, it used to be a 2-4 pillowcase-of-candy endeavor, and now it's all,

    "Tricking and/or treating is strictly prohibited outside approved and well-lit zones, and the approved time for such activity is from 5:30 to 6 or until sundown, whichever occurs first"

    On the flip side, it is a pretty slutty holiday.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    one year I played Trick Or Treater Lottery

    I had a great big bowl of boxes of Dots

    I emptied three of the boxes, filled two with gravel and one with a ten dollar bill, then glued them shut.

    I let the kids help themselves to a box or two out of the bowl.

    The two gravel boxes were gone at the end of the night. The ten-dollar-bill box was still there.

    Looks like I won.

    i would be so pissed if i got a box of rocks

    you roll the dice, you gotta be prepared if they come up snake eyes.

    hahaha

    one year in college, i sat outside my door holding a bowl of candy with sign attached that said "Please take only one." My costume was such that you couldn't see any part of me, and so the general assumption was that it was a dummy.

    I taught some kids some lessons about only one.

    I did that the year I was grounded over Halloween.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    one year I played Trick Or Treater Lottery

    I had a great big bowl of boxes of Dots

    I emptied three of the boxes, filled two with gravel and one with a ten dollar bill, then glued them shut.

    I let the kids help themselves to a box or two out of the bowl.

    The two gravel boxes were gone at the end of the night. The ten-dollar-bill box was still there.

    Looks like I won.

    i would be so pissed if i got a box of rocks

    you roll the dice, you gotta be prepared if they come up snake eyes.

    hahaha

    one year in college, i sat outside my door holding a bowl of candy with sign attached that said "Please take only one." My costume was such that you couldn't see any part of me, and so the general assumption was that it was a dummy.

    I taught some kids some lessons about only one.

    my dad used to do this

    every year we used to make a dummy on the porch, wearing this awesome goblin mask with a jaw that moved when you talked. FUcking rad. Stuff a pair of overalls full of old clothes, leave it on the porch next to the styrofoam headstones and fake spiders and shit.

    Well, every other year or so, my dad would get my younger brother out in the costume about halfway through the night. Kids have already seen it, it's a small town so word spreads, they know it is just a dummy this year.

    Well, along comes a few more kids, and there's my brother, dressed like the dummy. A spare shirt hanging out of the pants like he's all stuffed. Sitting dead still.

    Wait until they get their candy, then chase them off the porch screaming.

    One year we had a kid go "OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT" and back right off the porch, falling into the grass flat on his back. He screamed like a little girl, then got up and sprinted. Nearly missed the opening in the fence, too.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    What the hell is with the lazy teenagers who don't dress up or just put on a mask last-minute and go trick-or-treating? These two 17-ish girls and a guy just came up to my house. The guy had a hockey mask, blue college basketball cap and a hooded sweatshirt. The girls wore their street clothes, sunglasses and one had a black bubble-vest while the other had a black sweatshirt. They were "Like, FBI guys." "Yeah"

    I told them "Well you must be under cover because I never would have realized you were actually in costume."

    I then had to tell the guy to drop the 8 full-sized-fucking kitkat bars he was trying to stuff in his pocket. Seriously dude, I'm handing out full-sized bars, you're NOT dressed up, you're at least 3 to 5 years too old for this and now you're trying to get more of what you don't deserve?

    Piss off.

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    best halloween costume you can go to parties in?

    Santa Claus.

    Every chick there will sit on your lap. Guaranteed.

    Warning: I said every chick.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    my doorbell has been silent for about an hour

    it is beautiful

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    no kids showed up last year so this year we're just gonna go see Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D instead.

    but the office had a trick-or-treat event yesterday and I got to pass out candy at my desk

    there were like 20 Snow Whites

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    best halloween costume you can go to parties in?

    Santa Claus.

    Every chick there will sit on your lap. Guaranteed.

    Warning: I said every chick.

    some dudes dig the fatties and uggos rank

    set your sights low and all

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    best halloween costume you can go to parties in?

    Santa Claus.

    Every chick there will sit on your lap. Guaranteed.

    Warning: I said every chick.

    some dudes dig the fatties and uggos rank

    set your sights low and all

    Why aim for the stars and miss when you can aim for the manure and hit it all night long in the stinkhole and never have to call it again?

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    When I was co-oping last fall, a few of my co-op and intern friends sat out front of one of our houses and drank and grilled brats. Good times.

    It gets hard to censor one's self around small children when one has had a few too many margaritas.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    There are like 200 trick or treating kids in this area.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    When I was co-oping last fall, a few of my co-op and intern friends sat out front of one of our houses and drank and grilled brats. Good times.

    It gets hard around small children when one has had a few too many margaritas.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hurf durf

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    When I was co-oping last fall, a few of my co-op and intern friends sat out front of one of our houses and drank and grilled brats. Good times.

    It gets hard to censor one's self around small children when one has had a few too many margaritas.

    haha censoring

    I once screamed god damnit in notre dame in paris because I tripped

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    msuitepyon wrote: »
    When I was co-oping last fall, a few of my co-op and intern friends sat out front of one of our houses and drank and grilled brats. Good times.

    I get hard around small children when one has had a few too many margaritas.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So I work for the YOUTH MARKETS part of DISNEY WORLD and we did nothing for Halloween. Nothing. I helped pack up the storage closet for recarpeting this weekend.

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    CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Good quip.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Was the storage closet....haunted?!

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    WTF Dave?'

    Tryina steal my shine?

    WTF?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Was the storage closet....haunted?!

    I think we found a dead body

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Was the storage closet....haunted?!

    I think we found a dead body

    Awesome!

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    one year I played Trick Or Treater Lottery

    I had a great big bowl of boxes of Dots

    I emptied three of the boxes, filled two with gravel and one with a ten dollar bill, then glued them shut.

    I let the kids help themselves to a box or two out of the bowl.

    The two gravel boxes were gone at the end of the night. The ten-dollar-bill box was still there.

    Looks like I won.

    i would be so pissed if i got a box of rocks

    you roll the dice, you gotta be prepared if they come up snake eyes.

    hahaha

    one year in college, i sat outside my door holding a bowl of candy with sign attached that said "Please take only one." My costume was such that you couldn't see any part of me, and so the general assumption was that it was a dummy.

    I taught some kids some lessons about only one.

    Was there a hole in the bottom of the bowl?

    there will be next time

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Was.... was the dead body wearing a fursuit?

    Queue donald fanboy suicide in 10...

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    man why you even gotta

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Thought I was in the 4-star thread.

    A thousand apologies.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    This is Disney, not Furcon.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    walt's frozen head

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I dunno Sheri. There always seem to be sick internet fetishes whereever you go.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    walt's frozen head

    JIM HENSON?!?

    He wouldn't sell! HE WOULDN'T SELL!!!

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    Ramen NoodleRamen Noodle whoa, god has a picture of me! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    We're handing out full sized candy bars, and nobody really comes on my street.

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    NarketNarket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    walt's frozen head

    JIM HENSON?!?

    He wouldn't sell! HE WOULDN'T SELL!!!

    Muppet Babies?

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Walt was cremated you wacko

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Walt was cremated you wacko

    that's what they wanted you to think

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    DasHanselHMDasHanselHM Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    We're handing out full sized candy bars, if somebody comes on my face.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Narket wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    walt's frozen head

    JIM HENSON?!?

    He wouldn't sell! HE WOULDN'T SELL!!!

    Muppet Babies?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fKX5XfGsVY

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    NarketNarket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Narket wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    walt's frozen head

    JIM HENSON?!?

    He wouldn't sell! HE WOULDN'T SELL!!!

    Muppet Babies?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fKX5XfGsVY

    WTF! HAHAHA

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    RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    some kid showed up as 'the matrix' this year

    i asked him, 'not some guy from the matrix?'

    nope. the matrix.

    Can you describe it?

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ruckus wrote: »
    some kid showed up as 'the matrix' this year

    i asked him, 'not some guy from the matrix?'

    nope. the matrix.

    Can you describe it?

    Nobody can tell you what 'The Matrix' is. You have to see it for yourself.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I took my son begging for candy dressed up as a devil. I lined his pitchfork with glow sticks to make a cool looking polearm lightsaber thing. At one house some other kids ran up just as my son was going to say "trick or treat", and he totally stabbed at the one girl and told her to back off because it was his turn. I'm so proud.

    Because he did good with the head piece this year, I'm confident that next year he will be Batman. I will make him wonderful toys. There may be a Power Wheels Batmobile that he drives from house to house.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    I took my son begging for candy dressed up as a devil. I lined his pitchfork with glow sticks to make a cool looking polearm lightsaber thing. At one house some other kids ran up just as my son was going to say "trick or treat", and he totally stabbed at the one girl and told her to back off because it was his turn. I'm so proud.

    Because he did good with the head piece this year, I'm confident that next year he will be Batman. I will make him wonderful toys. There may be a Power Wheels Batmobile that he drives from house to house.

    Man, you will either need to go through a small neighborhood or carry those extra batteries.

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