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Those fucking kids, with their requesting of tricks and/or treats...

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    we took the two year old out for his first trick or treat in my old neighborhood. After an hour he couldn't hold his pillowcase it had so much candy.

    I was so proud.

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    Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My five month old wore this costume last night:

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    I was proud.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    my little brother went as Batman a few times when he was younger.

    And then he would run around in the costume all the time.

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh, we had a brilliant 'prank' played on us by the miserable little chavs who live down our student estate.

    About 12 we get a ring on the doorbell. I look out to see a taxi waiting, and a group of chavs hanging around down the street looking at me and the g/f who had come out as well.

    The taxi driver had a pick-up from our address to Bangor, Wales. I thanked him but said it was a wrong address, then walked away. The chavs screamed out laughing and ran away.

    It just boggles my mind. I mean, how did they think that was going to work out? We were going to get in and go to Wales and then pay the taxi fare?

    Idiots

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    Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    We had one kid without a costume. I was tempted to not give her any candy because she didn't have a costume, but I've seen her around the apartment complex with her mom and her mom struck me as the type who was too cheap to get her kid a damn costume but spends hundreds of dollars a week on smokes and booze.

    So I let her have an extra Reese's cup.

    You're just rewarding sloth. Shoulda handed her a backhand and a Pabst Blue Ribbon, get her ready for junior high school.

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    The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I hate the asshole kids who ring the doorbell.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh Jack Chick. Is there nothing your brand of crazy can't turn into a festering pile of shit.

    Chick Tract: The Devil's Night

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Oh Jack Chick. Is there nothing your brand of crazy can't turn into a festering pile of shit.

    Chick Tract: The Devil's Night

    When I was driving in Oregon a couple of days ago, there was a church sign that said, "Halloween: Satan hates you, why celebrate his holiday?"

    It would have been the funniest thing I saw that day if I hadn't earlier seen another church sign that said, "Evolution is a fairy tale for adults."

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Oh Jack Chick. Is there nothing your brand of crazy can't turn into a festering pile of shit.

    Chick Tract: The Devil's Night

    What the fuck?

    Its our fault?


    Fuck him, and his fucking shit arsed fuck. Cock. Cunt.

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    altmannaltmann Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    what kind of diseased mind dresses a dog as darth vader


    I do.

    And if you join him, together you can rule the galaxy:
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    This year I saw an awesome Trinity. She was pretty hot, too.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    what kind of diseased mind dresses a dog as darth vader

    My dogs have been jedi, stormtroopers, bees, zombies, and military dogs

    Someone should take your dogs away.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Oh Jack Chick. Is there nothing your brand of crazy can't turn into a festering pile of shit.

    Chick Tract: The Devil's Night

    Oh man, I got on a metro train a week ago, and picked out a random seat, and lo and behold, there was a little Chick Tract comic book waiting for me. I didn't realize he actually printed those bad boys out. I took it as a sign from God to repent. Not really. But it was a cool find. The last random thing I found on the metro befire this was a plastic bag full of clothes a hobo left behind.

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    skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Oh, we had a brilliant 'prank' played on us by the miserable little chavs who live down our student estate.

    About 12 we get a ring on the doorbell. I look out to see a taxi waiting, and a group of chavs hanging around down the street looking at me and the g/f who had come out as well.

    The taxi driver had a pick-up from our address to Bangor, Wales. I thanked him but said it was a wrong address, then walked away. The chavs screamed out laughing and ran away.

    It just boggles my mind. I mean, how did they think that was going to work out? We were going to get in and go to Wales and then pay the taxi fare?

    Idiots

    Gah, I hate getting BOTP'd

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Oh Jack Chick. Is there nothing your brand of crazy can't turn into a festering pile of shit.

    Chick Tract: The Devil's Night

    Oh man, I got on a metro train a week ago, and picked out a random seat, and lo and behold, there was a little Chick Tract comic book waiting for me. I didn't realize he actually printed those bad boys out. I took it as a sign from God to repent. Not really. But it was a cool find. The last random thing I found on the metro befire this was a plastic bag full of clothes a hobo left behind.

    Sweet, dude. You got some free toilet paper.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    my church had a halloween party for kids

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I always wanted to go to one of those Hell Houses that a few whackjob fundie churches put up, all the exhibits showing bad things that'll get you into hell. Like the abortion section or the evil homosexual section.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Oh Jack Chick. Is there nothing your brand of crazy can't turn into a festering pile of shit.

    Chick Tract: The Devil's Night

    When I was driving in Oregon a couple of days ago, there was a church sign that said, "Halloween: Satan hates you, why celebrate his holiday?"

    It would have been the funniest thing I saw that day if I hadn't earlier seen another church sign that said, "Evolution is a fairy tale for adults."

    Holy shit. Stuff like this just drives me crazy.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    I always wanted to go to one of those Hell Houses that a few whackjob fundie churches put up, all the exhibits showing bad things that'll get you into hell. Like the abortion section or the evil homosexual section.

    At the very end, the grand finale is a gay muslim performing an abortion while voting for Barack Obama and listening to rock and roll.

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man, whoever can be or do all those things at once is my new god.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    if you were at one of those places with friends it seems like itd be too tempting to just start holding hands with whoever happens to be the same gender as you

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    Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The Geek wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    I always wanted to go to one of those Hell Houses that a few whackjob fundie churches put up, all the exhibits showing bad things that'll get you into hell. Like the abortion section or the evil homosexual section.

    At the very end, the grand finale is a gay muslim performing an abortion while voting for Barack Obama and listening to rock and roll.

    Only one GIS for "gay muslim abortion."

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Marathon wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Oh Jack Chick. Is there nothing your brand of crazy can't turn into a festering pile of shit.

    Chick Tract: The Devil's Night

    When I was driving in Oregon a couple of days ago, there was a church sign that said, "Halloween: Satan hates you, why celebrate his holiday?"

    It would have been the funniest thing I saw that day if I hadn't earlier seen another church sign that said, "Evolution is a fairy tale for adults."

    Holy shit. Stuff like this just drives me crazy.

    The irony from that statement was so thick, you could wear it in place of kevlar.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Air wrote: »
    if you were at one of those places with friends it seems like itd be too tempting to just start holding hands with whoever happens to be the same gender as you

    One of the podcasts I listen to had their members and whoever else wanted to come stop by one of these places before. The host of the show/podcast wore a "God is Pretend" shirt or something.

    Apparently the priest glared at him any time he mentioned evil people.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The Geek wrote: »

    The irony from that statement was so thick, you could wear it in place of kevlar.

    Thats what I thought too. At first I just thought it was a play against the old saying that "God is an imaginary friend for adults." But you're right. The irony on this one is pretty thick.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I didn't read the other pages. Did anyone mention Beggar's Night? I live in Ohio and apparently a bunch of people here take their kids out on Oct 30th so they're not associated with the pagan holiday that is Halloween.

    Yeah.

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I went and bought a box of candies on the odd chance some of the kids in this building came by. Didn't get a single one so now I have a box of candy to munch on.


    munchmunchmunch

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    god christmas is a pagan holliday
    these people make me angry that I still believe in god

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    what kind of diseased mind dresses a dog as darth vader

    My dogs have been jedi, stormtroopers, bees, zombies, and military dogs

    Someone should take your dogs away.

    My girlfriend keeps on talking about putting sweaters and sweatshirts on our dog.

    When she suggests this, I ask her if she hates our dog and wants her to get beat up by the other dogs.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    god christmas is a pagan holliday
    these people make me angry that I still believe in god

    h5 for belief systems

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    Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    god christmas is a pagan holliday
    these people make me angry that I still believe in god

    ganesh-round.jpg

    This one?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    god christmas is a pagan holliday
    these people make me angry that I still believe in god

    ganesh-round.jpg

    This one?

    no the one that had a carpenter kid

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    Wedge BiggsWedge Biggs Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    god christmas is a pagan holliday
    these people make me angry that I still believe in god

    ganesh-round.jpg

    This one?

    no the one that had a carpenter kid

    The anorexic singer chick who died like twenty years ago?

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    She had such a lovely voice.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    no the one that had a carpenter kid

    Norm Abram?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    if I had a hammer

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    WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Has anyone else noticed that "fun size" candy is smaller than it used to be?

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    they are the same size

    your gaping hamnozzle has just expanded due to years of stretching around entire turkeys and sides of beef

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh god why do I feel like shit? I felt fine this morning for my 8 A.M. class.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Heh, "gaping hamnozzle".

    I like that.

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