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An observation

bongibongi regular
edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
Guys, gay people are fucking weird.

Like what in the hell is it that causes a gay person to be like "I like dicks in my mouth, well shit, I guess I better start listening to the most fucking attrocious music in the universe!" and then to blast the shittiest fucking pop music from their CD player? And from their decks at clubs. I don't know if there's a joke I'm missing here, but when I read about a clubs that are proud of their tradition of playing the exact same song at the same time every night and calling Kylie Minogue their "queen" I honestly just despair.

Also, why do gay people look so weird. What is with all the skintight clothes and stupid hair? Again what is it with gay dudes that makes them think "I like dicks in my mouth, well shit, I guess I better cut my hair short, spike it up and get me some blond highlights!". Goddamnit no. Have your hair like a normal person.

Basically what I'm trying to get at here is, I don't understand gay people. Can anyone explain them to me?

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Not all gay people like retarded music. Rob Halford, who is the lead singer of Judas Priest is gay and he makes kickass music.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ian McKellen isn't a weird dude

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    people are different and like different things?

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    Define 'normal person' because this term confuses me endlessly.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ian McKellen isn't a weird dude

    Iam McKellen strikes me as a weird old man. I am not saying that he can't act well, but he seems like a weirdo.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ian McKellen isn't a weird dude

    Ian McKellen is so fucking creepy.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Guys, gay people are fucking weird.

    Like what in the hell is it that causes a gay person to be like "I like dicks in my mouth, well shit, I guess I better start listening to the most fucking attrocious music in the universe!" and then to blast the shittiest fucking pop music from their CD player? And from their decks at clubs. I don't know if there's a joke I'm missing here, but when I read about a clubs that are proud of their tradition of playing the exact same song at the same time every night and calling Kylie Minogue their "queen" I honestly just despair.

    Also, why do gay people look so weird. What is with all the skintight clothes and stupid hair? Again what is it with gay dudes that makes them think "I like dicks in my mouth, well shit, I guess I better cut my hair short, spike it up and get me some blond highlights!". Goddamnit no. Have your hair like a normal person.

    Basically what I'm trying to get at here is, I don't understand gay people. Can anyone explain them to me?


    You forgot the lisp. The "Jack from Will and Grace" lisp.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It makes it easier to identify them in a crowd. Something that not everyone wants but it probably DOES make it easier for homosexuals to pick out potential partners.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Whats with all the McKellen hating?

    What'd he do wrong?

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Some people confuse being a homosexual with being a part of "gay culture".

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Ian McKellen isn't a weird dude

    Ian McKellen is so fucking awesome.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Ian McKellen isn't a weird dude

    Iam McKellen strikes me as a weird old man. I am not saying that he can't act well, but he seems like a weirdo.

    When I met him he was the quintessential gentleman

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Awesome at acting and being creepy.

    EDIT: Gentlemanly and creepy are totally independent qualities.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Ian McKellen isn't a weird dude

    Iam McKellen strikes me as a weird old man. I am not saying that he can't act well, but he seems like a weirdo.

    When I met him he was the quintessential gentleman

    When did you meet him?

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    for some reason i thought bongi was gay.

    huh.

    i saw this movie the other day called 'Shortbus'.

    you should all go see it. It's like SE++: The Movie.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    bongi is gay you retard

    he's just wondering why so many other gay dudes have to act so retarded in public and have such horrible taste in music

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Ian McKellen isn't a weird dude

    Iam McKellen strikes me as a weird old man. I am not saying that he can't act well, but he seems like a weirdo.

    When I met him he was the quintessential gentleman

    When did you meet him?

    Less than a month ago. He was here with the Royal Shakespeare Company doing The Seagull and King Lear. Me and QMark stayed after a Q&A session he did and we got to talk with him for around 5 minutes. Rad dude, wasn't creepy at all

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm pretty sure bongi is gay.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    oh.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    It's just completely baffling. It's like they're a totally different species.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm trying to think of a really good example of a non-fag gay. But I just keep coming back to Bongi.
    So, uh, alright.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    neville is the worst gay

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    There are lots of gay guys who aren't overtly gay.

    I don't know that this is a virtue, though. There are bits of gay culture that are annoying but there's nothing actually wrong with it.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    neville is the worst gay

    Nah, he's pretty catty. And he does bake an awful lot.

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  • SlagmireSlagmire Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    It's just completely baffling. It's like they're a totally different species.

    Tops and bottoms, dude.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I think that some are more flamboyant as a way to show that homosexuality is now an accepted sexuality and doesn't carry as much social stigma as it used to.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    neville is the worst gay

    Nah, he's pretty catty. And he does bake an awful lot.

    Ooh

    2 out of a billion 'gay stereotype' qualities.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Being gay without being a fag does not appear tremendously difficult, just like being white but not being in the KKK isn't hard to do. I'm hetero, but I don't tailor every aspect of my outward appearance, from clothing to mannerisms, to scream "I SURE DO LOVE FUCKING CHICKS" at everyone I see.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    As7 wrote: »
    There are lots of gay guys who aren't overtly gay.

    I don't know that this is a virtue, though. There are bits of gay culture that are annoying but theres nothing actually wrong with it.

    I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, I'm saying that, as a gay person, I don't understand it.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I checked out the Folsom Street Fair when it was going on. It was interesting. Lots of really stereotypical gay people (but also some titties).

    I know a gay guy who refuses to have anything to do with that scene because he thinks it promotes the image that all gay people are disgusting perverts. I can see where he's coming from. He's also a hardcore Republican.

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  • BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I went on a date with this girl a few weeks ago and she brought her gay best friend.

    By the way he was dressed, you'd think he was straight (me and the girl were in nice clothes, he was in sweatpants and a sweatshirt). So I guess he's not a typical "gay" as in the OP, but he did enjoy shitty music (asked if i had any BWitched in my car)

    Oh and he sat between us at dinner

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Sheri wrote: »
    neville is the worst gay

    Nah, he's pretty catty. And he does bake an awful lot.

    Ooh

    2 out of a billion 'gay stereotype' qualities.

    okay well what about his handlebar moustache.
    And affinity with Liza Minelli.
    And that little dog he carries around in his handbag.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    I checked out the Folsom Street Fair when it was going on. It was interesting. Lots of really stereotypical gay people (but also some titties).

    I know a gay guy who refuses to have anything to do with that scene because he thinks it promotes the image that all gay people are disgusting perverts. I can see where he's coming from. He's also a hardcore Republican.

    I certainly don't think that it does anything to dispel the image of homosexuality that homophobes have.

    But at the same time, it's apparent that they're don't actually want to

    So I dunno.

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  • Little JimLittle Jim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    bongi it comes from getting boned in the mouth so hard that it rattles your brain around in your skull

    rattle rattle rattle

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Bedigumx wrote: »
    I went on a date with this girl a few weeks ago and she brought her gay best friend.

    By the way he was dressed, you'd think he was straight (me and the girl were in nice clothes, he was in sweatpants and a sweatshirt). So I guess he's not a typical "gay" as in the OP, but he did enjoy shitty music (asked if i had any BWitched in my car)

    Oh and he sat between us at dinner
    I trust you had the good sense not to ask her out again.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I was trying to get together with a girl a few years ago. She had the most annoying gay friend.

    Any time I was trying to have a conversation with her, he'd but in in the middle of it, and say, `Hey! You're not paying attention to me!'

    God, I wanted to kill that stupid motherfucker. Total cock block that guy.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    If someone I'm with is trying to get into someone else's pants then usually I'll leave them alone
    To go home and cry about how lonely I am

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I can answer this (no im not gay you faggots)

    The problem is that the United States has created a culture vacuum, this is in part due to it having a short history and a many multiple races with many different culture backgrounds.

    You have the notheastern italian american culture, it's not a very rich culture so to speak but it is there. You have a southern black culture, it is the same as the previous one. Not much to it, but there. You have the irish and the jewish, some muslims, you have cubans, and germans.

    They are like a culture echo. It has very few aspects the original culture had, it is not embraced by the entire population (only those who are of that particular culture). The more time passes usually the more it fades, and eventually some people move away our marry out of those echos. Now they have no culture. They have no one to share it with. You can't learn a culture, you have to be raised in its environment or be in it a very long time. It's easy to emulate, but hard to identify yourself with.

    So you have large groups of people without a culture. And certain things can have culturesque attributes to them. Which is where you get emo, it's where you get hipsters, goths, ghetto, surfer all those are examples.

    The gay scene is another one. People like cultures, people like to feel like they are apart of something bigger than themselves, even if it is vapid and stupid. Why? Because a lot of people are vapid and stupid.

    Does not having a culture make you more hardcore and more realized as a human being? No. I think real cultures are a great thing. The chinese in China have a real culture, as do Italians in Italy and so forth.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ITT stereotypes

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  • BedigumxBedigumx Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Bedigumx wrote: »
    I went on a date with this girl a few weeks ago and she brought her gay best friend.

    By the way he was dressed, you'd think he was straight (me and the girl were in nice clothes, he was in sweatpants and a sweatshirt). So I guess he's not a typical "gay" as in the OP, but he did enjoy shitty music (asked if i had any BWitched in my car)

    Oh and he sat between us at dinner
    I trust you had the good sense not to ask her out again.

    Yea after that date (which wasn't even our first date, just our first nice date), I kind of stopped calling her. She texted me a few times around Halloween but I really didn't feel like responding. I'm more pissed that I spent money on a single rose and skipped a group project for this.

    The date was awkward because I literally felt like a 3rd wheel on my own date. They spent the entire time talking and giggling so I basically just talked to the family next to us at the table (It was one of those Teppanaki restaurants where everyone sits at the table and the chef prepares the food in front of you). The only plus side was that she paid for my meal....and the gay guy's too. She's all about equality so we would switch off on paying for meals or drinks. It was her turn

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