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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Must suck to be a gay guy with a busted gaydar.

    Defender on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    maybe gays are stealthed to their own gaydars

    maybe that's why all those fags wear glitter and neon colors
    so they show up

    Maybe, I dunno

    But unless there's a really obvious pointer, like a dude who is talking to girls without staring at their breasts, and who is actually capable of making them laugh, or until I hear them and they have the accent, I honestly can't separate "normal" gay dudes from straight dudes.

    so you think normal dudes are incapable of making girls laugh

    i totally just stare at girls breasts all the time and only say dull unamusing shit so that bongi knows im not gay

    Kovak on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sheri wrote: »
    Weaver

    Hat pics

    Before I forget

    look at dis family
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    Weaver on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Must suck to be a gay guy with a busted gaydar.

    Unless of course, the alternative was being an obnoxious internet wise-guy cunt.

    ascot on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    awww

    Kovak on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    bongi do you not have any friends with gay friends

    or anything

    i mean that is generally how you meet people

    Kovak on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wow...

    ...that is damn cute.

    As7 on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    maybe gays are stealthed to their own gaydars

    maybe that's why all those fags wear glitter and neon colors
    so they show up

    HOT MEN DETECTED

    DECLOAK DECLOAK

    BUT CAPTAIN!

    WE'LL LOSE THE CLOSET ENERGY-SHIELDING

    I guess this brings a whole new definition to the phrase

    Bogey on my six

    Seph on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    maybe gays are stealthed to their own gaydars

    maybe that's why all those fags wear glitter and neon colors
    so they show up

    Maybe, I dunno

    But unless there's a really obvious pointer, like a dude who is talking to girls without staring at their breasts, and who is actually capable of making them laugh, or until I hear them and they have the accent, I honestly can't separate "normal" gay dudes from straight dudes.

    so you think normal dudes are incapable of making girls laugh

    Of course they are, I was being sarastic you weiner

    bongi on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    maybe gays are stealthed to their own gaydars

    maybe that's why all those fags wear glitter and neon colors
    so they show up

    HOT MEN DETECTED

    DECLOAK DECLOAK

    BUT CAPTAIN!

    WE'LL LOSE THE CLOSET ENERGY-SHIELDING

    I'M THE CAPTAIN, DAMMIT

    FULL POWER TO ALL SEQUINS

    RAISE THE BOA

    Defender on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    bongi do you not have any friends with gay friends

    or anything

    i mean that is generally how you meet people

    A couple I guess

    But they're not here and therefore pointless

    bongi on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i can make girls laugh and stare at their breasts

    in fact i pride myself on breast tickling

    Seph on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Must suck to be a gay guy with a busted gaydar.

    Unless of course, the alternative was being an obnoxious internet wise-guy cunt.

    Except I don't have an unreasonable amount of trouble identifying where I should and should not attempt to put my wiener.

    Defender on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Those are some nice hats.

    Glad you guys like 'em. ;)

    Sheri on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    what if defender had to argue why he should be let into an orifice with everyone one of them every time

    Seph on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Actually really thinking of it. I don't know many gay dudes. Not them I'm looking for them, but I mean I'm not looking for lesbians either and I know plenty of those.

    Maybe gay dudes are hard to find

    Kovak on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    [edit]Actually no fuck that

    bongi on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Janson got angry in this thread.

    That is something I never thought I'd see.

    Mostly because of the avatar.

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    Actually really thinking of it. I don't know many gay dudes. Not them I'm looking for them, but I mean I'm not looking for lesbians either and I know plenty of those.

    Maybe gay dudes are hard to find

    first they gotta get outta them closets
    no one will ever find them in there

    hell children hide in closets all the time
    they know how to not be found

    Seph on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Seph wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    Actually really thinking of it. I don't know many gay dudes. Not them I'm looking for them, but I mean I'm not looking for lesbians either and I know plenty of those.

    Maybe gay dudes are hard to find

    first they gotta get outta them closets
    no one will ever find them in there

    hell children hide in closets all the time
    they know how to not be found

    yeah

    Kovak on
  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Must suck to be a gay guy with a busted gaydar.

    Unless of course, the alternative was being an obnoxious internet wise-guy cunt.

    Except I don't have an unreasonable amount of trouble identifying where I should and should not attempt to put my wiener.

    Emphasis on attempt I would guess.
    I can't imagine you have much time for any of that what with all this amazing insight into each and every fucking topic that goes on around here that you feel you must share.

    Urgh, enough.

    ascot on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender would you like to trade gaydars

    bongi on
  • Butterfly4uButterfly4u Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I have known plenty of gay guys who aren't the stereotypical norm for gays. In fact, my gay friend James said he's annoyed by gay guys who act "gay" and flaunt around acting girly. You can be gay and act like a normal guy or chick. Yet another reason why stereotypes are dumb.

    Butterfly4u on
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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    People who meet me in person sometimes can't tell if I'm straight or gay and say so.

    And then others wonder what made them think that.

    I'm still not quite sure what it is in me that sets off some peoples gaydar.

    As7 on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ascot wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Must suck to be a gay guy with a busted gaydar.

    Unless of course, the alternative was being an obnoxious internet wise-guy cunt.

    Except I don't have an unreasonable amount of trouble identifying where I should and should not attempt to put my wiener.

    Emphasis on attempt I would guess.
    I can't imagine you have much time for any of that what with all this amazing insight into each and every fucking topic that goes on around here that you feel you must share.

    Urgh, enough.

    I seem to do OK with women, yeah. I'm not into the one-night stuff, so I tend to be in relationships most of the time as opposed to just hooking up with whatever I can catch at some skanky nightclub. Actually, though, I do find that I want more time to work on certain things, and I'm becoming single for that reason and a few others. This has actually resulted in more sex, though.
    bongi wrote: »
    Defender would you like to trade gaydars

    I guess it would be a charitable donation more than anything else, as I don't really benefit from a broken gaydar, but sure, you can have mine.

    Defender on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    my litmus test for whether or not a gay is annoying and gay or just a dude who likes dudes is whether or not they are offended by the word faggot

    Kovak on
  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I have known plenty of gay guys who aren't the stereotypical norm for gays. In fact, my gay friend James said he's annoyed by gay guys who act "gay" and flaunt around acting girly. You can be gay and act like a normal guy or chick. Yet another reason why stereotypes are dumb.




    I like how you call him your "gay friend."

    Like how Colbert is always looking for a new black friend.

    Just a funny way to word it.

    Jimothy on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender one day I want to hang out with you to get to know the real Defender.

    I bet you are a cuddly little lamb.

    Never arguing.

    All "here pal, have some money. No, I don't need to eat. I like friends. Be my friend."

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Defender would you like to trade gaydars

    I guess it would be a charitable donation more than anything else, as I don't really benefit from a broken gaydar, but sure, you can have mine.

    Okay so how does this work.

    bongi on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    As7 wrote: »
    People who meet me in person sometimes can't tell if I'm straight or gay and say so.

    And then others wonder what made them think that.

    I'm still not quite sure what it is in me that sets off some peoples gaydar.

    Actually, I do the same thing. A few times, women I was trying to date perceived me as gay at first. However, and this is the weirdest part, I have never failed to make a girlfriend of the woman in question in any of those scenarios. It's really odd, I don't know why it happens like that sometimes.

    Defender on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Defender would you like to trade gaydars

    I guess it would be a charitable donation more than anything else, as I don't really benefit from a broken gaydar, but sure, you can have mine.

    Okay so how does this work.

    first, begin the lobotomy

    Nuzak on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Defender would you like to trade gaydars

    I guess it would be a charitable donation more than anything else, as I don't really benefit from a broken gaydar, but sure, you can have mine.

    Okay so how does this work.

    My gaydar is highly accurate. It just takes a few considered rules and functions.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Arse has "gay eyes."

    Jordyn on
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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    my litmus test for whether or not a gay is annoying and gay or just a dude who likes dudes is whether or not they are offended by the word faggot

    This is an interesting idea. I would think those who aren't offended would be more fun to hang around.

    Jimothy on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Arse has "gay eyes."

    Haha, case in point.

    As7 on
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    I have known plenty of gay guys who aren't the stereotypical norm for gays. In fact, my gay friend James said he's annoyed by gay guys who act "gay" and flaunt around acting girly. You can be gay and act like a normal guy or chick. Yet another reason why stereotypes are dumb.

    I like how you call him your "gay friend."

    Like how Colbert is always looking for a new black friend.

    Just a funny way to word it.

    I would use that phrasing too if not for the fact that I have more than one gay friend.
    Kovak wrote: »
    my litmus test for whether or not a gay is annoying and gay or just a dude who likes dudes is whether or not they are offended by the word faggot

    That's kind of tough, though. If a reasonable gay person has been treated poorly because he's gay, he may react negatively to the term. Like, if "faggot" is the last thing he usually hears before getting sucker punched, he's probably not going to like it.
    bongi wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Defender would you like to trade gaydars

    I guess it would be a charitable donation more than anything else, as I don't really benefit from a broken gaydar, but sure, you can have mine.

    Okay so how does this work.

    I think we rub our chests together or something.

    Defender on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender wrote: »

    I think we rub our chests together or something.

    that sounds more like warming up a Care Bear Stare.

    The Lovely Bastard on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    my litmus test for whether or not a gay is annoying and gay or just a dude who likes dudes is whether or not they are offended by the word faggot

    This is an interesting idea. I would think those who aren't offended would be more fun to hang around.

    i mean it doesn't always work

    but generally the gays who use faggot are like

    yeah i'm gay so what, i'm not a faggot all flaunting it and shit

    Kovak on
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Defender one day I want to hang out with you to get to know the real Defender.

    I bet you are a cuddly little lamb.

    Never arguing.

    All "here pal, have some money. No, I don't need to eat. I like friends. Be my friend."

    Yeah I mean that can be arranged. I went to a few things at Callius' house when he lived in MD and some people met me there. I generally don't say too much in person, unless we get to a topic like game programming or fencing or something and someone asks me for information. I also don't argue like I do on here unless there's something that genuinely bothers me on a serious level, like...Hmm. Like if people are doing something seriously illegal/dangerous, like fucking around with fireworks while drunk/high near parked cars.

    Defender on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    I'll use any gay epithet to refer to myself, just because I never dropped them from my vocabulary after I came out.

    bongi on
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