Luigi sounds much more mature than Mario.
Though, it made him seem...kinda gay...
And Toad has a dick?
WTF?
He's a mushroom!
SAFE SEX IS THE BEST!
YAY CONDOM BOOTS!
Wasn't it a YouTube comment, where some guy said in response to a stupid woman, "I wish Captain Falcon was real so he could Falcon Punch you in the ovaries?"
Because that basically sums up Captain Falcon perfectly right there.
tonight's update:
new playable character Dr. House
he gimps around popping pain pills and calling everyone dicks
final smash: the monkey from outbreak comes out, gives everyone the motaba virus. dr. house tells you that you have motaba and walks away
I'm sure many of you were disappointed to learn that the game was receiving a delay until February 10th. However, it was absolutely necessary to make time for a few tweaks we really wanted to make.
Tonight, I would like to proudly announce that everybody will be playable characters in brawl.
tonight's update:
new playable character Dr. House
he gimps around popping pain pills and calling everyone dicks
final smash: the monkey from outbreak comes out, gives everyone LUPUS. dr. house tells you that IT'S NOT LUPUS and walks away
No matter how long its been every once in a while I go to the Smash Bros. Dojo and realize "HOLY SHIT Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!" Indeed I don't think the shock of this is ever going to really fade. Years from now we'll be gearing up for Super Smash Bros. Scuffle on Nintendo's successor to the Wii and I'll pop in Brawl to tide me over and then I'll be all like "I can't believe Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!"
No matter how long its been every once in a while I go to the Smash Bros. Dojo and realize "HOLY SHIT Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!" Indeed I don't think the shock of this is ever going to really fade. Years from now we'll be gearing up for Super Smash Bros. Scuffle on Nintendo's successor to the Wii and I'll pop in Brawl to tide me over and then I'll be all like "I can't believe Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!"
It is indeed something amazing.
If I had a Time Machine, specifically a Delorean. This game would be one of the things I would go and show the children of the early 90s. Blow their fucking minds.
No matter how long its been every once in a while I go to the Smash Bros. Dojo and realize "HOLY SHIT Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!" Indeed I don't think the shock of this is ever going to really fade. Years from now we'll be gearing up for Super Smash Bros. Scuffle on Nintendo's successor to the Wii and I'll pop in Brawl to tide me over and then I'll be all like "I can't believe Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!"
It is indeed something amazing.
If I had a Time Machine, specifically a Delorean. This game would be one of the things I would go and show the children of the early 90s. Blow their fucking minds.
they'd call you a witch. then they'd jump out their windows.
No matter how long its been every once in a while I go to the Smash Bros. Dojo and realize "HOLY SHIT Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!" Indeed I don't think the shock of this is ever going to really fade. Years from now we'll be gearing up for Super Smash Bros. Scuffle on Nintendo's successor to the Wii and I'll pop in Brawl to tide me over and then I'll be all like "I can't believe Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!"
It is indeed something amazing.
If I had a Time Machine, specifically a Delorean. This game would be one of the things I would go and show the children of the early 90s. Blow their fucking minds.
That
that's seriously the best thing you can come up with to do with a time machine?
No matter how long its been every once in a while I go to the Smash Bros. Dojo and realize "HOLY SHIT Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!" Indeed I don't think the shock of this is ever going to really fade. Years from now we'll be gearing up for Super Smash Bros. Scuffle on Nintendo's successor to the Wii and I'll pop in Brawl to tide me over and then I'll be all like "I can't believe Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!"
It is indeed something amazing.
If I had a Time Machine, specifically a Delorean. This game would be one of the things I would go and show the children of the early 90s. Blow their fucking minds.
That
that's seriously the best thing you can come up with to do with a time machine?
I mean
that just seems like so much wasted potential.
Well, I guess later I would stop World War II and shit, maybe go one day in the past and tell myself to watch out for the step at the mall it's broken. But nah, I think showing children that one day, Sonic and Mario will work together to kick Bowser's Ass at Yoshi's Island, it will be like a metaphor that all rivals will join together in the end.
Then I'd tell them that the Governor of California is the Terminator.
No matter how long its been every once in a while I go to the Smash Bros. Dojo and realize "HOLY SHIT Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!" Indeed I don't think the shock of this is ever going to really fade. Years from now we'll be gearing up for Super Smash Bros. Scuffle on Nintendo's successor to the Wii and I'll pop in Brawl to tide me over and then I'll be all like "I can't believe Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!"
It is indeed something amazing.
If I had a Time Machine, specifically a Delorean. This game would be one of the things I would go and show the children of the early 90s. Blow their fucking minds.
That
that's seriously the best thing you can come up with to do with a time machine?
I mean
that just seems like so much wasted potential.
Well, I guess later I would stop World War II and shit, maybe go one day in the past and tell myself to watch out for the step at the mall it's broken. But nah, I think showing children that one day, Sonic and Mario will work together to kick Bowser's Ass at Yoshi's Island, it will be like a metaphor that all rivals will join together in the end.
Then I'd tell them that the Governor of California is the Terminator.
So like
Altering history to become king of the world, finding out exactly how the universe began, telling yourself the winning lottery numbers, getting a bunch of guns and buddies together to go fight dinosaurs
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When it's full, he can unleash an awesome update to KO us all instantly.
You can charge fan attacks?
Huh, i had no idea. I always just got close to someone and mashed the A button while yorbling Murloc noises at them.
Yep, you can charge all of those "random things you hit people with" items, including the Star Rod, oddly enough.
edit: Except Bats, of course.
Yeah, I knew about charging Beam Sword attacks and doing Home Runs. Fan just never occurred to me.
This game just keeps on giving!
And all the awesome updates have been charging up Sakurai's "Captain Falcon" bar.
Luigi sounds much more mature than Mario.
Though, it made him seem...kinda gay...
And Toad has a dick?
WTF?
He's a mushroom!
SAFE SEX IS THE BEST!
YAY CONDOM BOOTS!
but what's with the beam sword. where is it from, and why is it blue now?
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It's from Smash 64. Duh.
Isn't that the only way to shoot stars instead of just whacking people?
It's the only way to shoot a "normal" shot with the Rod when using Captain Falcon. A smash with it will make him summon Knights of the Round...
I mean, I still got his Sandbag mileage high, but it took a while.
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is it weird that the main reason that i knew this was fake was because i heard sound effects from sonic games?
C Stick just throws it, remember. Has to be a genuine smash.
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I'm pretty sure you're just supposed to Falcon Punch it.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Wasn't it a YouTube comment, where some guy said in response to a stupid woman, "I wish Captain Falcon was real so he could Falcon Punch you in the ovaries?"
Because that basically sums up Captain Falcon perfectly right there.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Which reminds me, show the C. Falcon update already, Sakurai. Jeez.
Wait, so Sonic and Snake are fighting and Snake breaks his own neck?
Seriously though. C Falcon. Tonite.
new playable character Dr. House
he gimps around popping pain pills and calling everyone dicks
final smash: the monkey from outbreak comes out, gives everyone the motaba virus. dr. house tells you that you have motaba and walks away
Tonight's update.
Newcomer: Everybody
I'm sure many of you were disappointed to learn that the game was receiving a delay until February 10th. However, it was absolutely necessary to make time for a few tweaks we really wanted to make.
Tonight, I would like to proudly announce that everybody will be playable characters in brawl.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
The stopwatch is from every single franchise to have an 8-bit entry.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
I know, but the sound.
I liked that sound.
EDIT: Dammit, I can't type tonight.
A WINNER IS YOU
You have not disappointed me, Smash bros thread.
Why does the Fire Flower look like it was made by a 8 year old using 3D Studio Max?
Seriously? The Melee one looked nice, this just looks weird.
Also, I've said it before I'll say it again. Leon. Shit, I'll take him as a unlockable character.
After beating the story mode with Megaman, fucking Leon pops out and is like "Where is everybody going? Bingo?". And you fight on top of the Village.
No matter how long its been every once in a while I go to the Smash Bros. Dojo and realize "HOLY SHIT Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!" Indeed I don't think the shock of this is ever going to really fade. Years from now we'll be gearing up for Super Smash Bros. Scuffle on Nintendo's successor to the Wii and I'll pop in Brawl to tide me over and then I'll be all like "I can't believe Sonic the fucking Hedgehog and Solid motherfucking Snake are in this game!"
It is indeed something amazing.
It's pretty much as close to a perfect 3D version of the original SMB flower as you could get.
Also seriously, the 4-year-old in me lets loose the mightiest "BUH?" every time I see that image.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
If I had a Time Machine, specifically a Delorean. This game would be one of the things I would go and show the children of the early 90s. Blow their fucking minds.
they'd call you a witch. then they'd jump out their windows.
that's seriously the best thing you can come up with to do with a time machine?
I mean
that just seems like so much wasted potential.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Yes, stay up. Then we'll have an awesome update. It's fool proof.
Also, we need Mario in Sonic's speed shoes. I think that would be an item they would bring from the Sonic series if it wasn't for the bunny hood.
Oh god.
What if there was an item, that could only show up in team mode, and it fused together the teammates?
Shit on a more practical note team Final Smashes are a thing that needs to happen.
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Well, I guess later I would stop World War II and shit, maybe go one day in the past and tell myself to watch out for the step at the mall it's broken. But nah, I think showing children that one day, Sonic and Mario will work together to kick Bowser's Ass at Yoshi's Island, it will be like a metaphor that all rivals will join together in the end.
Then I'd tell them that the Governor of California is the Terminator.
Altering history to become king of the world, finding out exactly how the universe began, telling yourself the winning lottery numbers, getting a bunch of guns and buddies together to go fight dinosaurs
None of that really sounds very appealing?
http://www.audioentropy.com/