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Naked doesn't feel comfortable with us...
As naked for me would cause more complications with "juggling the safe package", and my gf who happens to love to flick it when she ain't horny............ as you can see, I'd REALLY RATHER NOT have it flicked while doing WiiFit... or at all, really.
And for her... well... she knows that, being the rabbit that I am, I wouldn't be able to resist doing something to her for long.
In the end, it gets too uncomfortable to stay naked during a WiiFit session.
Change 'when she ain't horny' to 'when she thinks it's funny' (read all the time), and you've got my wife. Wii fit will be a clothed operation in my house.
Yeah, marriage loosens all boundries of "no-no places".
Boy, ain't that the truth.
Purposely farting to make your spouse freak out is just the beginning.
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If my girl did that to me I'd go for a nipple pinch any day of the week. Flicking my junk is also known as a "hostile" move by her and will be dealt with severely.
But that's so far off topic that I'll have to say that the island jogging is great, but for some reason my Mii likes to burst into a sprint for no apparent reason, and the game yells at me for not keeping a steady pace.
Annoying.
Sudden flicks of the Wiimote could cause that.
Usually caused by even flinching the legs, or even moving slightly towards the screen, or away from the screen (if the Wiimote's in your pocket).
I hold the Wiimote in my hands.
I just swing my arms in a wide arch and make sure they stay at the same timed pace.
Oh, and I love the Island jog!
I also love the Free Run!
You can change the channel and watch something else, while your Wiimote tells you how you're doing in your jog.
So I haven't tried free jog yet, but the instruction manual mentions Nintendo Themed Items scattered around the island. Not sure if they are pickups or just art on buildings or something. Should be cool to find them, though.
If my girl did that to me I'd go for a nipple pinch any day of the week. Flicking my junk is also known as a "hostile" move by her and will be dealt with severely.
But that's so far off topic that I'll have to say that the island jogging is great, but for some reason my Mii likes to burst into a sprint for no apparent reason, and the game yells at me for not keeping a steady pace.
Annoying.
Sudden flicks of the Wiimote could cause that.
Usually caused by even flinching the legs, or even moving slightly towards the screen, or away from the screen (if the Wiimote's in your pocket).
I hold the Wiimote in my hands.
I just swing my arms in a wide arch and make sure they stay at the same timed pace.
Oh, and I love the Island jog!
I also love the Free Run!
You can change the channel and watch something else, while your Wiimote tells you how you're doing in your jog.
Oh shi... I didn't think of that. I have the speakers off!
If my girl did that to me I'd go for a nipple pinch any day of the week. Flicking my junk is also known as a "hostile" move by her and will be dealt with severely.
But that's so far off topic that I'll have to say that the island jogging is great, but for some reason my Mii likes to burst into a sprint for no apparent reason, and the game yells at me for not keeping a steady pace.
Annoying.
Sudden flicks of the Wiimote could cause that.
Usually caused by even flinching the legs, or even moving slightly towards the screen, or away from the screen (if the Wiimote's in your pocket).
I hold the Wiimote in my hands.
I just swing my arms in a wide arch and make sure they stay at the same timed pace.
Oh, and I love the Island jog!
I also love the Free Run!
You can change the channel and watch something else, while your Wiimote tells you how you're doing in your jog.
Oh shi... I didn't think of that. I have the speakers off!
Yeah it's an awesome feature. You can even hear each step, just to make sure.
The instructor will also tell you how much time is left.
So I haven't tried free jog yet, but the instruction manual mentions Nintendo Themed Items scattered around the island. Not sure if they are pickups or just art on buildings or something. Should be cool to find them, though.
I found most of them. They're just easter eggs though, they don't do anything. But it's nice to try and find them all.
And a girlfriend. Who liked walking around in her underwear.
Damn you, faaaate!
Not as sexy as you think... >_> I CANNOT touch her at all while she does WiiFit.
If I do, she either kicks me out of the room, or stops playing WiiFit and blames me. O_o
Understandable though. >.> I wouldn't want someone screwin' up my one chance to get a perfect score.
Yours wears underwear?
We do Wii Fit naked, then we don't have to worry about clothing weight at all.
Naked doesn't feel comfortable with us...
As naked for me would cause more complications with "juggling the safe package", and my gf who happens to love to flick it when she ain't horny............ as you can see, I'd REALLY RATHER NOT have it flicked while doing WiiFit... or at all, really.
And for her... well... she knows that, being the rabbit that I am, I wouldn't be able to resist doing something to her for long.
In the end, it gets too uncomfortable to stay naked during a WiiFit session.
agreed. my gf uses those annoyingly tempting boy short panty things. she qualifies them as jogging pants, but she knows i'm looking....she knows.
We spend most of our time naked so I guess it's not an issue. Not to say it's not arousing, but our immediate responses to nudity aren't "OMG SEX!!!"
I haven't had too many problems with things getting in the way. Hula Hoops are probably the worst in that regard, as are perhaps step aerobics and boxing (although the last two not so much), but it's manageable. But then again like I said I spend a lot of time naked. I even cook naked. I couldn't imagine using a real hoop naked though. I think I would sever something.
And a girlfriend. Who liked walking around in her underwear.
Damn you, faaaate!
Not as sexy as you think... >_> I CANNOT touch her at all while she does WiiFit.
If I do, she either kicks me out of the room, or stops playing WiiFit and blames me. O_o
Understandable though. >.> I wouldn't want someone screwin' up my one chance to get a perfect score.
Yours wears underwear?
We do Wii Fit naked, then we don't have to worry about clothing weight at all.
Naked doesn't feel comfortable with us...
As naked for me would cause more complications with "juggling the safe package", and my gf who happens to love to flick it when she ain't horny............ as you can see, I'd REALLY RATHER NOT have it flicked while doing WiiFit... or at all, really.
And for her... well... she knows that, being the rabbit that I am, I wouldn't be able to resist doing something to her for long.
In the end, it gets too uncomfortable to stay naked during a WiiFit session.
agreed. my gf uses those annoyingly tempting boy short panty things. she qualifies them as jogging pants, but she knows i'm looking....she knows.
We spend most of our time naked so I guess it's not an issue. Not to say it's not arousing, but our immediate responses to nudity aren't "OMG SEX!!!"
I haven't had too many problems with things getting in the way. Hula Hoops are probably the worst in that regard, as are perhaps step aerobics and boxing (although the last two not so much), but it's manageable. But then again like I said I spend a lot of time naked. I even cook naked. I couldn't imagine using a real hoop naked though. I think I would sever something.
Edit: Oh, and jogging. Jogging not so much naked.
They have a term for that, it's called nudism.... They get beaches too.....
agreed. my gf uses those annoyingly tempting boy short panty things. she qualifies them as jogging pants, but she knows i'm looking....she knows.
We spend most of our time naked so I guess it's not an issue. Not to say it's not arousing, but our immediate responses to nudity aren't "OMG SEX!!!"
I haven't had too many problems with things getting in the way. Hula Hoops are probably the worst in that regard, as are perhaps step aerobics and boxing (although the last two not so much), but it's manageable. But then again like I said I spend a lot of time naked. I even cook naked. I couldn't imagine using a real hoop naked though. I think I would sever something.
Edit: Oh, and jogging. Jogging not so much naked.
They have a term for that, it's called nudism.... They get beaches too.....
We're not exactly nudists though. We do wear clothing, quite a bit, in fact probably most of the time. We just also like to be naked... because frankly it's fun. Also I get to enter a 0 for clothing weight with Wii Fit.
I couldn't deal I think with being naked like that around other people than my girlfriend though.
Sweet. I'm down 2.5 lbs since I got WiiFit. The combination of eating much less shitty foods and working out every other day is finally paying the price.
Not sure if I mentioned this here or not, but my family and I started a bet. We had to set our own weight loss goal (I put 15 pounds, as did my dad, my stepmom did 10 pounds) in a certain amount of time (2 months for all of us), and if we can't hit that goal we owe the other people $50. So if I hit and neither of them do, I get $100 bones. Sweet!
My dad hasn't even started his WiiFit profile, and my stepmom eats like no other (still skinny as hell). I think I got this!
Oh and the 8 minutes of boxing, then 12 minutes of running (island jog, just got the free run) set me to 20 minutes almost immediately. I then worked on a lot of stretches.
Has anyone gotten past 30 seconds on the Zen balance game? I swear to God I don't move, but as soon as the sound stops it has me quit. Am I doing something wrong?
I got like over two minutes, but I just put my ass on the board and let my legs cross on the floor. It is incredibly painful to try and get all of me, crossed-legged, on that tiny board. The Zen game is awesome when you have friends in the room trying to fuck you up.
The only game that really gets me sweating is Hula Hoop, which recently has been randomly failing at the last 20 seconds or so. No matter how fast I wiggle my hips, the hoops will stop dead. It's pretty fucking annoying to fail after nine minutes and forty seconds of that.
I consistently got around 60% on both the short and long paths. The one time I did the loong island run, I got something like 120%. The odd thing is I deliberately kept a slightly slower, more steady pace on the island run ... so I am perplexed how it calculates burn rate.
You're supposed to burn off more fat with just a slightly elevated heartrate, otherwise you're more likely to by using carbohydrates. Dunno if that factors into it.
You're supposed to burn off more fat with just a slightly elevated heartrate, otherwise you're more likely to by using carbohydrates. Dunno if that factors into it.
That seems to be the case since whenever I go into "overdrive" (...just try to go as fast as I can) with running, I always get a worse score... ._.
so it is looking like wiiFit is selling like hotcakes and so it is completely unavailable everywhere?
Not in small towns, expensive charges on eBay, and random malls in the middle of nowhere.
And some hardcore gamer stores that parents are afraid to walk into...
...oh and some game stores that are near other game stores, but are not as well known as the other game stores.
You're supposed to burn off more fat with just a slightly elevated heartrate, otherwise you're more likely to by using carbohydrates. Dunno if that factors into it.
That seems to be the case since whenever I go into "overdrive" (...just try to go as fast as I can) with running, I always get a worse score... ._.
I keeps telling you to go at an even pace, and not too fast.
I got 115% on the jog (short distance), and then my mother got 28%. I was baffled.
Somehow, my fat ass got 160% jogging. It makes my wife SOOOO pissed (she hits 60's and 70's). In fact, she has been storming on the nets looking to see what exactly goes into that rating. From what I can tell, it's something in both the pacing and consistency of the stride...
Hell, it's not like I'm even a real jogger. I keep telling her it's no big deal, the calories are still burnt despite whatever arbitrary rating you get. I had no idea she was so competitive. She destroys me in yoga.
I'm 38, jogging on carpet in socks, feeling like a tool, but calories are melting off :P
Had no idea that something could make exercise almost fun.
I meant to have this ready by Saturday, but some complications with Wordpress caused a two day delay. It's finally up though, after much sweat and tears (not from the game).
Oh man, I tried 20 minutes of jogging... But I'm so damn out of shape... By the 15 minute marker I was panting and sweating and dragging my feet instead of actually jogging.
The only game that really gets me sweating is Hula Hoop, which recently has been randomly failing at the last 20 seconds or so. No matter how fast I wiggle my hips, the hoops will stop dead. It's pretty fucking annoying to fail after nine minutes and forty seconds of that.
Make sure you're still shifting your weight around, that's what the game is actually measuring. If you keep your weight centered, the game won't see anything regardless of how much you move your hips.
The only game that really gets me sweating is Hula Hoop, which recently has been randomly failing at the last 20 seconds or so. No matter how fast I wiggle my hips, the hoops will stop dead. It's pretty fucking annoying to fail after nine minutes and forty seconds of that.
Make sure you're still shifting your weight around, that's what the game is actually measuring. If you keep your weight centered, the game won't see anything regardless of how much you move your hips.
Yeah, near the end... becoming tired could make you completely forget to move your weight around... after sweating bullets and being crushed with fatigue, all your weight tends to die and fall straight down... making your hips nothing more than a ridiculous twirling movement that doesn't do anything.
Oh man, I tried 20 minutes of jogging... But I'm so damn out of shape... By the 15 minute marker I was panting and sweating and dragging my feet instead of actually jogging.
10 minutes it is.
I just managed to get through 20 minutes, but I had to stop twice. Got a massive burn rate though.
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edited June 2008
It seems like crouching a bit while doing hula hoop will make the counter go up roughly twice as fast. The disadvantage is it makes you tired about four times as fast.
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"Everyone who is capable of logical thought should be able to see why you shouldn't sell lifetime subscriptions to an MMO. Cell phone companies and drug dealers don't offer lifetime subscriptions either, guess why?" - Mugaaz
Boy, ain't that the truth.
Purposely farting to make your spouse freak out is just the beginning.
2008, 2012, 2014 D&D "Rare With No Sauce" League Fantasy Football Champion!
Sudden flicks of the Wiimote could cause that.
Usually caused by even flinching the legs, or even moving slightly towards the screen, or away from the screen (if the Wiimote's in your pocket).
I hold the Wiimote in my hands.
I just swing my arms in a wide arch and make sure they stay at the same timed pace.
Oh, and I love the Island jog!
I also love the Free Run!
Switch - SW-3699-5063-5018
Oh shi... I didn't think of that. I have the speakers off!
best comment in that digg link.
Yeah it's an awesome feature. You can even hear each step, just to make sure.
The instructor will also tell you how much time is left.
I found most of them. They're just easter eggs though, they don't do anything. But it's nice to try and find them all.
We spend most of our time naked so I guess it's not an issue. Not to say it's not arousing, but our immediate responses to nudity aren't "OMG SEX!!!"
I haven't had too many problems with things getting in the way. Hula Hoops are probably the worst in that regard, as are perhaps step aerobics and boxing (although the last two not so much), but it's manageable. But then again like I said I spend a lot of time naked. I even cook naked. I couldn't imagine using a real hoop naked though. I think I would sever something.
Edit: Oh, and jogging. Jogging not so much naked.
They have a term for that, it's called nudism.... They get beaches too.....
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We're not exactly nudists though. We do wear clothing, quite a bit, in fact probably most of the time. We just also like to be naked... because frankly it's fun. Also I get to enter a 0 for clothing weight with Wii Fit.
I couldn't deal I think with being naked like that around other people than my girlfriend though.
Not sure if I mentioned this here or not, but my family and I started a bet. We had to set our own weight loss goal (I put 15 pounds, as did my dad, my stepmom did 10 pounds) in a certain amount of time (2 months for all of us), and if we can't hit that goal we owe the other people $50. So if I hit and neither of them do, I get $100 bones. Sweet!
My dad hasn't even started his WiiFit profile, and my stepmom eats like no other (still skinny as hell). I think I got this!
Oh and the 8 minutes of boxing, then 12 minutes of running (island jog, just got the free run) set me to 20 minutes almost immediately. I then worked on a lot of stretches.
Has anyone gotten past 30 seconds on the Zen balance game? I swear to God I don't move, but as soon as the sound stops it has me quit. Am I doing something wrong?
The only game that really gets me sweating is Hula Hoop, which recently has been randomly failing at the last 20 seconds or so. No matter how fast I wiggle my hips, the hoops will stop dead. It's pretty fucking annoying to fail after nine minutes and forty seconds of that.
Overall, my weight is generally going down.
Have you tried watching TV during free run? I just put it for 30 minutes and jog for an entire episode. :P
I'll try it tonight. I'll bring my Futurama DVD down and watch that. Or hell, play my 360 haha.
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My gf got 111%... O_o
Maybe it's just saying that she's burning off more fat than she should have in that single run.
I suppose it's kinda' accurate since she doesn't even run at all. Nor does she enjoy it. :P
I consistently got around 60% on both the short and long paths. The one time I did the loong island run, I got something like 120%. The odd thing is I deliberately kept a slightly slower, more steady pace on the island run ... so I am perplexed how it calculates burn rate.
That seems to be the case since whenever I go into "overdrive" (...just try to go as fast as I can) with running, I always get a worse score... ._.
Not in small towns, expensive charges on eBay, and random malls in the middle of nowhere.
And some hardcore gamer stores that parents are afraid to walk into...
...oh and some game stores that are near other game stores, but are not as well known as the other game stores.
You can still find 'em there.
I keeps telling you to go at an even pace, and not too fast.
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I saw like fifteen copies at Wal-Mart last night. And a bunch at Circuit City and Best Buy.
So I'm guessing no.
My guess? America is fat and won't do any work to change this, even if they literally turn it into a fucking game.
They need to turn it into something you can eat.
Somehow, my fat ass got 160% jogging. It makes my wife SOOOO pissed (she hits 60's and 70's). In fact, she has been storming on the nets looking to see what exactly goes into that rating. From what I can tell, it's something in both the pacing and consistency of the stride...
Hell, it's not like I'm even a real jogger. I keep telling her it's no big deal, the calories are still burnt despite whatever arbitrary rating you get. I had no idea she was so competitive.
I'm 38, jogging on carpet in socks, feeling like a tool, but calories are melting off :P
Had no idea that something could make exercise almost fun.
Here's my review: Wii Fit: An exercise in futility, or fat burning?
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10 minutes it is.
Make sure you're still shifting your weight around, that's what the game is actually measuring. If you keep your weight centered, the game won't see anything regardless of how much you move your hips.
Yeah, near the end... becoming tired could make you completely forget to move your weight around... after sweating bullets and being crushed with fatigue, all your weight tends to die and fall straight down... making your hips nothing more than a ridiculous twirling movement that doesn't do anything.
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Holy shit! Sony's new techno toy!
Wii Friend code: 1445 3205 3057 5295
I just managed to get through 20 minutes, but I had to stop twice. Got a massive burn rate though.