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Also, isn't it weird how that makes two [chat] thread that Elki locks right after I point out those weird forum lags we've been having since this afternoon?
Our crappy satellite connection is slower than dial-up. So fake threads that get locked by the time I load them really hurt. I hope this thread won't hurt me like Richy's did.
Our crappy satellite connection is slower than dial-up. So fake threads that get locked by the time I load them really hurt. I hope this thread won't hurt me like Richy's did.
It won't hurt you so long as dinner is on the table by the time it gets home.
Guys guys guys.
If you aren't getting what you should be at comcast.
Call and complain, be assertive and don't except no for an answer.
I just made them give me the HBO and Showtimes for 60 days free offer that they denied fucking offering until I got the hard copy mail advert that matched their phone solicitation. I then complained when they didn't give the HD channels that were offered.
I then complained when I found out I should be getting 6 mbps instead of 3 mbps.
I might become a professional complainer, http://www.clickz.com/814091
It's too bad I'm speshul or I'd be very happy as far as teh pr0n goes. The radio chief here has something like 60 different porno DVDs, he's into asian chicas. As it is, I'm reduced to the mere 100 or so pics I have on my Macbook, and I'm pretty well familiar with them at this point.
Jeeps is there gay buttsex in the navy like movies tell me so?
There's lots of "grabass" but it's the straight people (and mostly nukes) who engage in such tomfoolery. Other than that, there's no place to go on this sub that has even an illusion of privacy. Hell, half the time there's no place to even be without getting in the way. It's pretty lame, really.
Oh, and there's one other gay person on this boat who I am 100% sure of. Unfortunately he's an officer, and an asshole to boot. Not someone I even willingly speak to. But most of the people on this boat are douches. I miss the San Francisco a lot. Much higher quality of people there.
That song humiliated me in an EB games kiosk. I rented it for the PS2 specifically so that I could thoroughly trounce it on expert. Ah, revenge on software.
so your downloads are monitered or stupidly slow then?
This particular computer I am using is separate from the unclass LAN, and therefore not monitored from this end. However, a great many websites are blocked, and I don't know if the Navy uses some software to monitor the requested sites for this particular system I am using (it's likely they do). But the real issue is the bandwidth (slower than dial-up) and the fact that I'm not alone here in the radio room. Sure, I can hack out a forum post or an email without worrying too much about someone reading over my shoulder, but someone need only glance to see nudity and such. Also, there is no (permissible) way to transfer files from this system to my laptop. It would be one thing to get caught with naughty gay pr0n and dismissed from Naval service, and a whole other worse thing to get caught transfering files from this rig to my personal computer (re: prison).
There's also no way for me to actually go out and get laid when we're on liberty because the Navy doesn' allow sailors to be by themselves in port (we are treated like small children at all times) they call it the "buddy system" but it's really just a very short, very tight leash.
Jeeps is there gay buttsex in the navy like movies tell me so?
There's lots of "grabass" but it's the straight people (and mostly nukes) who engage in such tomfoolery. Other than that, there's no place to go on this sub that has even an illusion of privacy. Hell, half the time there's no place to even be without getting in the way. It's pretty lame, really.
Oh, and there's one other gay person on this boat who I am 100% sure of. Unfortunately he's an officer, and an asshole to boot. Not someone I even willingly speak to. But most of the people on this boat are douches. I miss the San Francisco a lot. Much higher quality of people there.
Wait a minute, how are you satellite interneting from beneath the ocean?
I didn't know they ran tubes to submarines. The logistics of it seem impossible!
Jeeps is there gay buttsex in the navy like movies tell me so?
There's lots of "grabass" but it's the straight people (and mostly nukes) who engage in such tomfoolery. Other than that, there's no place to go on this sub that has even an illusion of privacy. Hell, half the time there's no place to even be without getting in the way. It's pretty lame, really.
Oh, and there's one other gay person on this boat who I am 100% sure of. Unfortunately he's an officer, and an asshole to boot. Not someone I even willingly speak to. But most of the people on this boat are douches. I miss the San Francisco a lot. Much higher quality of people there.
Wait a minute, how are you satellite interneting from beneath the ocean?
I didn't know they ran tubes to submarines. The logistics of it seem impossible!
How else do you think they find their way back? It's almost like a leash.
so your downloads are monitered or stupidly slow then?
This particular computer I am using is separate from the unclass LAN, and therefore not monitored from this end. However, a great many websites are blocked, and I don't know if the Navy uses some software to monitor the requested sites for this particular system I am using (it's likely they do). But the real issue is the bandwidth (slower than dial-up) and the fact that I'm not alone here in the radio room. Sure, I can hack out a forum post or an email without worrying too much about someone reading over my shoulder, but someone need only glance to see nudity and such. Also, there is no (permissible) way to transfer files from this system to my laptop. It would be one thing to get caught with naughty gay pr0n and dismissed from Naval service, and a whole other worse thing to get caught transfering files from this rig to my personal computer (re: prison).
There's also no way for me to actually go out and get laid when we're on liberty because the Navy doesn' allow sailors to be by themselves in port (we are treated like small children at all times) they call it the "buddy system" but it's really just a very short, very tight leash.
Jeeps is there gay buttsex in the navy like movies tell me so?
There's lots of "grabass" but it's the straight people (and mostly nukes) who engage in such tomfoolery. Other than that, there's no place to go on this sub that has even an illusion of privacy. Hell, half the time there's no place to even be without getting in the way. It's pretty lame, really.
Oh, and there's one other gay person on this boat who I am 100% sure of. Unfortunately he's an officer, and an asshole to boot. Not someone I even willingly speak to. But most of the people on this boat are douches. I miss the San Francisco a lot. Much higher quality of people there.
Wait a minute, how are you satellite interneting from beneath the ocean?
We have communications antennas which stick up out of the water. I think I'll just leave it at that and let you do the research if you want to know more.
Jeeps is there gay buttsex in the navy like movies tell me so?
There's lots of "grabass" but it's the straight people (and mostly nukes) who engage in such tomfoolery. Other than that, there's no place to go on this sub that has even an illusion of privacy. Hell, half the time there's no place to even be without getting in the way. It's pretty lame, really.
Oh, and there's one other gay person on this boat who I am 100% sure of. Unfortunately he's an officer, and an asshole to boot. Not someone I even willingly speak to. But most of the people on this boat are douches. I miss the San Francisco a lot. Much higher quality of people there.
Wait a minute, how are you satellite interneting from beneath the ocean?
We have communications antennas which stick up out of the water. I think I'll just leave it at that and let you do the research if you want to know more.
Can't people find you via the antenna and send Jehova's Witnesses to your telescope?
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Rear Admiral ChocoI wanna be an owl, Jerry!Owl York CityRegistered Userregular
edited November 2007
Oboro you silly lungfish quit dragging my dorfs and drowning them
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I am tired and I'll go to bed after tempest keep
oh god i'm sorry
gay porn is a terrible thing to go without
some sean cody, some corbin fisher, any number of the 'gay for pay' sites I wish you speedy return to them.
It may be of the hairy forumer variety tho
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
If you aren't getting what you should be at comcast.
Call and complain, be assertive and don't except no for an answer.
I just made them give me the HBO and Showtimes for 60 days free offer that they denied fucking offering until I got the hard copy mail advert that matched their phone solicitation. I then complained when they didn't give the HD channels that were offered.
I then complained when I found out I should be getting 6 mbps instead of 3 mbps.
I might become a professional complainer, http://www.clickz.com/814091
Damn you McDonalds!
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
It's even worse when I am in the middle of a fray in TF2, cause then I have to sit there and take it instead of retreating.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
Report'd!
ohnoes!
*runs away farting*
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
I will continue to reiterate this point
There's lots of "grabass" but it's the straight people (and mostly nukes) who engage in such tomfoolery. Other than that, there's no place to go on this sub that has even an illusion of privacy. Hell, half the time there's no place to even be without getting in the way. It's pretty lame, really.
Oh, and there's one other gay person on this boat who I am 100% sure of. Unfortunately he's an officer, and an asshole to boot. Not someone I even willingly speak to. But most of the people on this boat are douches. I miss the San Francisco a lot. Much higher quality of people there.
On the black screen
I can't bend my left hand, but I beat it.
That song humiliated me in an EB games kiosk. I rented it for the PS2 specifically so that I could thoroughly trounce it on expert. Ah, revenge on software.
On the black screen
This particular computer I am using is separate from the unclass LAN, and therefore not monitored from this end. However, a great many websites are blocked, and I don't know if the Navy uses some software to monitor the requested sites for this particular system I am using (it's likely they do). But the real issue is the bandwidth (slower than dial-up) and the fact that I'm not alone here in the radio room. Sure, I can hack out a forum post or an email without worrying too much about someone reading over my shoulder, but someone need only glance to see nudity and such. Also, there is no (permissible) way to transfer files from this system to my laptop. It would be one thing to get caught with naughty gay pr0n and dismissed from Naval service, and a whole other worse thing to get caught transfering files from this rig to my personal computer (re: prison).
There's also no way for me to actually go out and get laid when we're on liberty because the Navy doesn' allow sailors to be by themselves in port (we are treated like small children at all times) they call it the "buddy system" but it's really just a very short, very tight leash.
I didn't know they ran tubes to submarines. The logistics of it seem impossible!
How else do you think they find their way back? It's almost like a leash.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
But there are benefits...right?
We have communications antennas which stick up out of the water. I think I'll just leave it at that and let you do the research if you want to know more.
Can't people find you via the antenna and send Jehova's Witnesses to your telescope?
Can you fly?