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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    MAN QUICK EDNA GET OUT YOUR FUCKING CAMERA FUCK THIS SHIT IS CRAZY
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  • CareWereCareWere __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    One time I saw a tiny hatchback flip a few stories into the air, take out a powerline, stall on a tree limb, before falling into a friend's yard. I still opted to circle around the block, throw all my beer out and make sure they were okay even though it was obvious my friend would be coming out to see what was up soon.
    Led Zeppelin "No Quarter" was playing and it was all I could hear.

    CareWere on
  • Riggs BlitzkriegRiggs Blitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    thorgot wrote: »
    Someone was murdered in my home town last week. FIrst murder there in 20 years.

    i think we've had three murders in the past 20 minutes

    Garlic Bread on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    One time this drunk guy started posting and he was really terrible at it. So everyone ignored him.

    tugga on
  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Keith, you live in Detroit?

    Also:
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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Projeck wrote: »
    What the hell happened to Bill's nose
    Hello teefs
    Hello projeck

    Get on steam

    Projeck on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wikipedia wrote:
    The Bombay Explosion (or Bombay Docks Explosion) occurred on April 14, 1944, in the Victoria Dock of Bombay (now Mumbai) when SS Fort Stikine carrying a mixed cargo of cotton bales, gold, ammunition including around 1,400 tons of explosive caught fire and was destroyed in two giant blasts, scattering debris, sinking surrounding ships and killing around 800 people.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Keith wrote: »
    thorgot wrote: »
    Someone was murdered in my home town last week. FIrst murder there in 20 years.

    i think we've had three murders in the past 20 minutes

    we had a family of five, man, woman, two kids murdered and laid along the roadside a few months ago.

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  • CareWereCareWere __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    tugga wrote: »
    One time this drunk guy started posting and he was really terrible at it. So everyone ignored him.

    and yet he was not jailed.

    CareWere on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    tugga on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    what the hell can I do to get campion to draw me and add me

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    FROM STNG WIRE REPORTS A Clarendon Hills man has been charged with murder in connection with the death of his 8-year-old daughter last Sunday, according to a release from the DuPage County State's Attorney's [report.]

    Lucky Cynic on
  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i still can feel my car accident in my bones when things are really still

    Cosmic Sombrero on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I have never been in a car accident.

    I kind of have it coming.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I was in one.

    They suck.

    Wait, two, actually.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I have never been in a car accident.

    I kind of have it coming.

    I get the same feeling. The route I take to college is constantly under construction and we have god knows what kind of truck drivers behind the wheels of huge behemoths because at least once a week there is an accident and almost every day some asshole is riding my bumper so close, I swear any closer and they would be in my back seat.

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I have never been in a car accident.

    I kind of have it coming.

    I've been in four.
    Fuck car crashes.

    Zombot on
  • Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I went in between a parked car and a car in the driving lane on my drivers test yesterday.

    I had maybe a few feet of room and I have no idea how i managed to fit my car through that tiny space

    Needless to say I failed miserably.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So guys this toy is coated with a chemical that metabolizes into a date rape drug

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/08/toy.recall/index.html

    i work at toys r us and we have cases of this in the back THAT ARE AT MY DISPOSAL

    :winky:

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  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Maybe that will learn kids not to put stuff in their mouth.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    are you in Australia?

    Ifnot, eat up.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Projeck wrote: »
    Projeck wrote: »
    What the hell happened to Bill's nose
    Hello teefs
    Hello projeck

    Get on steam

    Never mind I am going to sleep

    Projeck on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    A while back VW had those ads that simulated car crashes
    And there was contraversy over them upsetting people because they were so realistic
    You know what's worse than a car crash scaring the crap out of you?
    A car crashing killing you
    In the grand scheme of things being scared shitless is the best possible scenario

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  • CareWereCareWere __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Honesty is good indeed.

    Otherwise I probably woul'dve been charged for hit and run AND had to pay for repairs to that Scotish guy's 100k Mercedes.

    CareWere on
  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    A while back VW had those ads that simulated car crashes
    And there was contraversy over them upsetting people because they were so realistic
    You know what's worse than a car crash scaring the crap out of you?
    A car crashing killing you
    In the grand scheme of things being scared shitless is the best possible scenario

    Those were great commercials.

    Zombot on
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It's rare that a car company highlights important aspects of their car
    Like not dying in it

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    NOW WITH POWER MOON ROOF

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    One day I'll be hit by a car on my bike.

    It won't be hard, just enough to make me roll up the hood.


    The guy will be all "SHIT SHIT SHIT KID YOU ALRIGHT?"

    I'll be all "Fuck man, I'm cool, I can still move my toes, it's cool."
    I have never been in a car accident.

    I kind of have it coming.

    I get the same feeling. The route I take to college is constantly under construction and we have god knows what kind of truck drivers behind the wheels of huge behemoths because at least once a week there is an accident and almost every day some asshole is riding my bumper so close, I swear any closer and they would be in my back seat.

    And they'd be all "Sup guy?"
    And you'd be "I'm cool man, what about you? who's driving the truck?"
    He'd be "It's cool man, my dog's good at that shit."

    Then you'd be best friends and buy each other beers and be all cool.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zombot wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    A while back VW had those ads that simulated car crashes
    And there was contraversy over them upsetting people because they were so realistic
    You know what's worse than a car crash scaring the crap out of you?
    A car crashing killing you
    In the grand scheme of things being scared shitless is the best possible scenario

    Those were great commercials.

    Yeah, I liked them.

    Especially the guys going "Oh shi-" at the end.

    Centipede Damascus on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    From my house i have a nice view of a long stretch of freeway.

    Saw a car flip and explode about 3 nights ago...

    didn't make a thread about it.

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bendery wrote: »
    From my house i have a nice view of a long stretch of freeway.

    Saw a car flip and explode about 3 nights ago...

    didn't make a thread about it.

    you are a god among men

    tugga on
  • ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I love it when a friend you've known has just gone off the deep end.
    He's telling me that he's trying to crack into his ex's myspace and he's already done it to her facebook.
    I love having friends.

    Zombot on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Wikipedia wrote:
    The Bombay Explosion (or Bombay Docks Explosion) occurred on April 14, 1944, in the Victoria Dock of Bombay (now Mumbai) when SS Fort Stikine carrying a mixed cargo of cotton bales, gold, ammunition including around 1,400 tons of explosive caught fire and was destroyed in two giant blasts, scattering debris, sinking surrounding ships and killing around 800 people.

    Taking a flaming gold brick in the chest is one of the cooler ways to die

    Green on
  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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    Zzulu on
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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
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    BOOOOOM

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    top gun in our company got to blow up a school bus with a high-explosive anti-tank TOW round for dog-and-pony shows. that was me 2 years in a row.

    by far the coolest thing i've ever done.

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    my boss pulled some drunk asshole out of his burning car that was rolled over in a ditch last week.

    at 7am on the way to work

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    jeebus christ 7 in the morning? at this point, your boss was interfering with nature's law of natural selection. infractions are in order.

    as bad as morning traffic is here, i can't imagine there being a drunk in the middle of it. well, maybe a little.

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  • mastmanmastman Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Said he was belligerent. Guy just drove off the road, hit a concrete barrier and flipped over into a ditch. There is a little town of supreme countryness between the city and where I work that we drive through. It was in that town. The town has 9 stores, 2 of which are porn stores.

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