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[Phalla] Eternal Phalla: Sanity's Redemption [Ancient Victory...?]

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  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Howdy all. This game looks to be interesting ^_^

    !vote Drez because crazy Drez rants will be hilarious.

    Shorn Scrotum Man on
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  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    With a keen eye for detail and a chin as rugged as industrial sandpaper, MacSpectre poured over the recent case files that had conveniently been placed on his desk.

    It seemed as though Captain Tux hadn't died of a heart attack after-all and was just rendered unconscious due to some bad tuna. He was pissed and rightly so, Mac had blown his top again; what was worse, he had placed suspicion on the precinct's only female detective. He was stuck on desk duty until Tux was able to return to work.

    There had been an outbreak of violent crime recently. It was strange, crime being this high in the dead of fall. Most of the crazies got out during the summer months. Fall was the cool down period into the winter lull.

    What was all this shit on his desk?

    An old lady was beaten to death by her own grandson. A mother of 4 drowned her children in a deepfryer. A reverend cut off his own penis and sodomized (rubber bands around the base, constricting blood vessels) himself into a coma.

    People were going mad in this, no his, town.

    It all led up to that house. That was the tie-in to all the victims and their assailants. The Rovias manor. That was it...it had to be.

    MacSpectre was on the case.

    Spectre put on his overcoat, donned his worn-out fedora and began to walk towards the parking garage. Aldo, a young and inexperienced detective trotted up beside him.

    "Cap'n Tux said you were on desk duty Mac, you should let me check out any leads you have. I'm just itching for some action!" said the rookie with big, star-filled eyes.

    "No, not this one, Aldo. You're too reckless, too green. I have a bad feeling about this case. I need you to stay here and dig up as much information on the Rovias' you can get, do you hear me?" Mac shrugged the kid off.

    "Aw comeon, man. Just let me get my feet w-" Spectre cut him off "No. Get to work, detective."

    Aldo groaned and slinked back into the desk corral with the other jockeys. This case was too dangerous and MacSpectre wasn't sure if even he....was up to the challenge.



    Tune in later for the next installment of, "MacSpectre: Man of Mystery".

    I'm off to bed folks.

    TehSpectre on
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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'd guess that the tome either grants seering powers to whoever holds it, or if you target someone with a power maybe you get to control their power instead of them. With coin-flips built in for conversion/insanity.

    Oats on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I have decided today I am going to pretty much own the boards, as work is boring as hell today.

    So who is with me and who wants to theorycraft game mechanics?

    precisionk on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Did...did Spectre start insane?

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Howdy all. This game looks to be interesting ^_^

    !vote Drez because crazy Drez rants will be hilarious.

    Hi Shorn....


    how are you?

    Romantic Undead on
    3DS FC: 1547-5210-6531
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Double posting fun.

    Oats on
  • MantorokMantorok Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ooh, ooh, I will theorycraft game mechanics with you.

    Wait...no I won't. >_>

    Mantorok on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    !Zot

    Unknown User on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Mantorok wrote: »
    Ooh, ooh, I will theorycraft game mechanics with you.

    Wait...no I won't. >_>

    I think you should, because that would make this game more insane if everyone knew what was going on and one person didn't.

    precisionk on
  • Shorn Scrotum ManShorn Scrotum Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Howdy all. This game looks to be interesting ^_^

    !vote Drez because crazy Drez rants will be hilarious.

    Hi Shorn....


    how are you?

    ~looks awkward~

    I'm doing fine. Look, I'm really sorry about the last time love.

    Take me back?

    ~doe eyes~

    Shorn Scrotum Man on
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  • MantorokMantorok Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'll say this much. Some of the theories in this thread so far have been accurate; others, less so. :P

    Mantorok on
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anyone else wanna join my awesome network.

    M.D. on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    How awesome is it?

    Oats on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anyone else wanna join my awesome network.

    I would like to join, but only if a member of the network is assigned to be my secretary.

    precisionk on
  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Howdy all. This game looks to be interesting ^_^

    !vote Drez because crazy Drez rants will be hilarious.

    Hi Shorn....


    how are you?

    ~looks awkward~

    I'm doing fine. Look, I'm really sorry about the last time love.

    Take me back?

    ~doe eyes~


    I'm just glad your betrayal didn't really do anything to help you. Still, you could have stayed true and at least known that your friend was gonna win rather than those damnable Triangles.

    Sigh. You'll have to make it up to me this Phalla I guess.

    Romantic Undead on
    3DS FC: 1547-5210-6531
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oatway wrote: »
    How awesome is it?

    It is so awesome that I can't even begin to describe it.

    M.D. on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    precisionk wrote: »
    Anyone else wanna join my awesome network.

    I would like to join, but only if a member of the network is assigned to be my secretary.

    done.


    Get to work, Marx.

    Unknown User on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    precisionk wrote: »
    Anyone else wanna join my awesome network.

    I would like to join, but only if a member of the network is assigned to be my secretary.

    done.


    Get to work, Marx.

    Excellent, Marx I would like a cigar and pancakes as your first duty.

    precisionk on
  • AldoAldo Hippo Hooray the swamp, always the swampRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Did...did Spectre start insane?
    Mac's never insane! He's a genius. Just look at him, going straight to his target. I wanna be like him one day, I tell ya that!

    Aldo on
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'll theorycraft your face, PK.

    Drez on
  • ZerinanZerinan Registered User
    edited November 2007
    NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    I missed the sign ups! Well, there is only one thing I can do, sit in the corner and cry! Cya.

    Zerinan on
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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oatway wrote: »
    How awesome is it?

    It is so awesome that I can't even begin to describe it.

    Count me in!

    Do I get to learn the handshake?

    Oats on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    I'll theorycraft your face, PK.

    No u.



    Let's be friends.

    precisionk on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Zerinan wrote: »
    NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    I missed the sign ups! Well, there is only one thing I can do, sit in the corner and cry! Cya.
    There is only 1 reserve at this point.

    I can easily see 2 people getting replaced due to inactivity.

    Now I am really off to sleep guys, have a madness-inducing day.

    TehSpectre on
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  • MantorokMantorok Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It wouldn't surprise me, honestly. Want me to put you down as a reserve, Zerinan?

    Mantorok on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    I bet Zot is evil.

    Unknown User on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !vote Robothero for ignoring me for a month.

    Drez on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    !retract precisionk

    I just realized I won't be around at all, all weekend so its best to not give a book to me until I am back, then I will gladly take the book and use its power to grant hookers and candy canes to everyone.

    So I wish to give my precious tome vote to my good friend:

    !vote thorgot

    precisionk on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    what drez, how did i ignore you

    Unknown User on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    robothero wrote: »
    what drez, how did i ignore you

    By never responding to me.

    Drez on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    about?

    Unknown User on
  • Corp.ShephardCorp.Shephard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm really sad I missed this. Never played a Phalla, but they're always a blast to read, and I love Eternal Darkness.

    Was there some space for reserves? I'd jump on that.

    Corp.Shephard on
  • precisionkprecisionk Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    robothero wrote: »
    what drez, how did i ignore you

    By never responding to me.

    You guys should take it to LiveJournal while listening to Linkin Parks "Crawling in my skin".





    Emos.

    precisionk on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    If its about the futon, i thought we agreed that I would keep it after you moved out.


    STOP SMOTHERING ME DREZ. I NEED TO FEEL MY FEELINGS

    Unknown User on
  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm really sad I missed this. Never played a Phalla, but they're always a blast to read, and I love Eternal Darkness.

    Was there some space for reserves? I'd jump on that.

    PM Mantorok/Hylianbunny/cj iwakura. They'll be able to help you out...

    Oats on
  • MantorokMantorok Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Done and done. M'adding Zerinan and Corp.Shephard to the reserve list.

    Mantorok on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited November 2007
    oh man I was GISing Henchman and look what i found
    LEO2.gif


    awesome.

    Unknown User on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sorry, Robothero, but Linkin Park references take precedence, so !vote PK.

    Drez on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Mantorok wrote: »
    Done and done. M'adding Zerinan and Corp.Shephard to the reserve list.

    Don't make me vote for you too. I will break the power you have over us like water breaks against the shores of Hell.

    Drez on
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