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    Captain HeavysteinCaptain Heavystein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    k, 'sparagus may be a-go. Prolly with spinach and seasonings.
    Thankies, stale.

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    The Reverend Dr GalactusThe Reverend Dr Galactus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I finally figured out that if I add a little more water than I'm supposed to and let it steam a little longer, Basmati rice is extra fluffy and extra nice. Especially with Punjab eggplant. Which I don't have a recipe for because it came in a bag.
    My heart is still with the food thread that has cats though

    [edit] Also, Stale, that tater tot congestive heart failure recipe sounds like awesome.

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    Stay PuftStay Puft Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    I have recently discovered the heart stopping joys of bacon

    any bacon recipes out there

    yes


    but I'll only tell you if you absolve me of any reposibility for your heart attack

    yes tell me

    This is a delightfully unhealthy, cheap, and filling meal.


    1 pound sliced bacon, cut into 1 inch pieces
    1 Large bag tater tots, cheaper the better
    1 can corn
    1 carton Chicken Stock
    1 jug whole milk
    1 lb shredded cheddar cheese

    Take a large pot and dump the bacon in and render down to desired done-ness. Add teh corn and continue to cook for 1 min. Add frozen tots, chicken stock, and milk to cover. Stir for 2 mins, then cover and let simmer for 15 mins. Stir once more, and add the cheese until combined.


    You are left with a glorious cross between hash and mashed potatos with large pieces of bacon and corn mixed in. It is wonderfully horrible stuff.

    I feel like this could be used to kill someone, any truth to that?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    if you feel like attempting to kill me with it, i can pm you my address

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    Stay PuftStay Puft Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So long as you buy the bacon.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    man i'm risking my life for science here

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    SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    cheese + tortilla + heat = AWM NOM NOM

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    Stay PuftStay Puft Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Then risk your bacon for science as well!

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I just realized that all of my meals today have come in bowl form.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Safeway now delivers in my area, so no more shitty bread and gross deli meats from 7-11 anymore for me thank you very much.

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    cheese + tortilla + heat = AWM NOM NOM

    simple and classic
    and delicious

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I am eating a smoked turkey and jack sandwich from 7-11.

    It's usually better than this.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    7-11 has three things that redeem them in my eyes;

    Cigarettes

    Slurpees

    and of course, lunchables.

    Everything else can just fuck off.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    7-11 has three things that redeem them in my eyes;

    Cigarettes

    Slurpees

    and of course, lunchables.

    Everything else can just fuck off.

    Fritos, beer, those Hostess cherry pie things, Java Monster.

    Your list sucks. 7-11 kicks ass.

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    7-11 has three things that redeem them in my eyes;

    Cigarettes

    Slurpees

    and of course, lunchables.

    Everything else can just fuck off.

    my 7-11 doesn't sell lunchables, and i'm too young to smoke.

    Mmm slurpees.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    7-11 has three things that redeem them in my eyes;

    Cigarettes

    Slurpees

    and of course, lunchables.

    Everything else can just fuck off.

    Fritos, beer, those Hostess cherry pie things, Java Monster.

    Your list sucks. 7-11 kicks ass.

    Fritos are shitty

    Beer is something I did infact leave off the list on accident

    hostess cherry pies are disgusting

    and I don't know what a java monster is but I'm sure it's dumb and stupid and idiotic.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You have a taintface

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    your breath smells like poop

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Your poop smells like milk breath

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    milk breath is awful

    Like after some time it gets really bad

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I hate milk breath.

    My sisters breath smelled like milk.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I had a teacher who was a hippie, who's breath smelled like poop. It was gross

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Once in summer school many many years ago I met this guy I used to know in like thrid grade.

    He had since gotten himself on house arrest and stuff, but that's besides the point.

    He sat next to me in an art class and his breath reeked of death.

    It was terrible.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I had a steak with a sweet chili bread as a side for dinner.

    I wanted to make a blue cheese sauce thing but I wasn't paying attention and bought a soft brie instead so I got some butter and some spring onion and made some kind of cheese onion fry topping. Not what I was intending at all but it was pretty good.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Once in summer school many many years ago I met this guy I used to know in like thrid grade.

    He had since gotten himself on house arrest and stuff, but that's besides the point.

    He sat next to me in an art class and his breath reeked of death.

    It was terrible.
    My 6th grade teacher got picked up for child porn last year. It was creepy and hilarious at the same time.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I remember when my seventh grade shop teacher was arrested for being part of a homosexual pedophile ring.

    Really ruined shop class.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I bet it would.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I remember when my seventh grade shop teacher was arrested for being part of a homosexual pedophile ring.

    Really ruined shop class.

    Should've been suspicious when he issued the "Nude self-portrait wood reliefs" assignment.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Thats a hell of an assignment for a 7th grader.

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    SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i failed shop because my dad was a cheap asshole

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I always thought he held those wooden dowls weirdly.

    He told us we could carry more if we put the big one in our mouth first.

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    LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cross posted from the mom thread

    Delicious recipe my mom taught me:

    3 cans of tuna
    Whole milk (you pussies)
    Salt
    Flour
    Butter (you pussies)
    Optional: Cream cheese, onions, various other shit
    Rice

    Step 1: Melt about a half a stick of butter.

    Step 2: Mix in flour until it's all mixed in. It should get a little bit crumbly after a bit, this is what you want.

    Step 3: Add a little bit of milk and mix it in. The flour/butter/milk stuff should be kind of creamy at first, and then get crumbly after a little bit.

    Step 4: Do step 3 until the mixture stops becoming crumbly and remains creamy (these steps can be used to make a bunch of different stuff, my mom calls it "white sauce," you can add some cheese at this point and it's DELICIOUS on broccoli or cauliflower)

    Step 5: Add the tuna/salt/extra crap. This should be enough to serve two or three people, or 1 1/2 hungry people (I usually only have a bit left over that I eat later). Serve it over rice (brown or white, just don't get American rice because American rice is awful).

    Sorry this isn't very exact, this is how my mom showed me and she never takes exact measurements for anything. Adjust whatever you want until it tastes right.

    Also all of this takes like 5-10 minutes to make, so it's good if you're hungry and don't have much time.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yesterday I wanted to make a spicy chicken sandwich but I didn't have any bread.

    I used 2 thin waffles and it was delicious.

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    The Reverend Dr GalactusThe Reverend Dr Galactus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That actually does sound rather wonderful.

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    ZombotZombot Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I just ate a whole Greek pizza and my heart won't stop hurting.

    I think I'm dying very slowly.

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    ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i'm eating these twice-baked potatoes stuffed with cheese and bacon and shit

    they're good man. oh, and a coke. my teeth are going to rot i swear

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Over a period of two hours I had two bowls of cereal, a bowl of rice and sambar, three slices of pizza and like two glasses of water.

    My stomach was never meant to handle that much volume.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh, Leftover Pasta, how I loveeee you.

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    Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I hate milk breath.

    My sisters breath smelled like milk.

    Turn her over.

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    Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I hate milk breath.

    My sisters breath smelled like milk.

    Turn her over.
    Illest burn.

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