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Dwarf Fortress: Fishing interrupted by carp

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  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    xzzy wrote: »
    Only tasks that give experience can improve stats, which hauling is not.

    Which is why you make a bunch of screwpumps and build a Dwarven Gym for lazy slackers with no work to do. They don't need to pump water or anything.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    How do I deal with fire imps?

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    How do I deal with fire imps?

    I would suggest stationing a crossbow dwarf near attack areas. When the imp pops up he'll plug it full of (hopefully) steel bolts.

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Do I need to wait for a new heal.exe to be able to heal my heavily injured dwarfs?

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    xzzy wrote: »
    Only tasks that give experience can improve stats, which hauling is not.

    Which is why you make a bunch of screwpumps and build a Dwarven Gym for lazy slackers with no work to do. They don't need to pump water or anything.

    Yeah, every dwarf in my army is a legendary pump operator.

    I usually make completely retarded routes for them to pump water through, just because it amuses me.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    titmouse wrote: »
    Do I need to wait for a new heal.exe to be able to heal my heavily injured dwarfs?

    No, check the talk page for the guy that writes them. There's a new memory.ini you can use.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    xzzy wrote: »
    Only tasks that give experience can improve stats, which hauling is not.

    Fair enough, so it's just the construction that's improving my masons. You'd have thought hauling rocks five levels up would make them stronger, but oh well.

    That screwpump idea is a good one, though - does it need water to operate? Only I have none, so they'd just be pumping nothing.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Yeah, pumping air works too. Just not as fun.

    If you want a real project, try to set up a dining hall where your pump operators fuel a waterfall. You will have a legion of ecstatic dwarves.

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  • TheKoolEagleTheKoolEagle Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i have yet to touch water pumps or milling or any of that stuff, am i missing out D:

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Water pumps can be fun, never bothered with milling though.

    I try to avoid doing anything fancy though, getting too much fluid flowing around tends to slow the game down.

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  • TheKoolEagleTheKoolEagle Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i reallyl don't understand how to make pumps/pipe useful, like i fired up an aquafier map to fuck around with pumps but i don't get how i get one set up to pump out some flooded rooms

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  • hmxmosshmxmoss Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i reallyl don't understand how to make pumps/pipe useful, like i fired up an aquafier map to fuck around with pumps but i don't get how i get one set up to pump out some flooded rooms

    Watch this movie; this is how I learned to start dealing with them, those mostly I've been pumping the water into magma and vice-versa.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Yeah, the most practical use for pumps is managing magma.

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    So I had a axedwarf who got a foot bitten off by a giant spider. He got hauled to a bed by another dwarf, then spend the rest of his limited days unconscious. Eventually died off and I happened to be watching when he bit it, and noticed one of his squadmates was the first dwarf to go towards the body.

    Thought to myself "hey that's neat, military dwarves will bury their comrades". So I check out what he's doing with the 'v' key and see in blue text: Pickup Equipment.

    Oh, nevermind then. He was just stealing armor from his dead brethren. Bastard didn't even wait until the corpse was cold.

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  • Terror&HubrisTerror&Hubris Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Come out for Mac you damn game!

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    This game can't make my TV bigger?
    Sadly, no... But here's a list of what you will get out of Rock Band:

    [too much to fit in a sig, thats what]
  • hmxmosshmxmoss Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Come out for Mac you damn game!

    Almost there... almost... there...

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  • Terror&HubrisTerror&Hubris Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I never really considered my DF needs when buying a new laptop D:

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    This game can't make my TV bigger?
    Sadly, no... But here's a list of what you will get out of Rock Band:

    [too much to fit in a sig, thats what]
  • hmxmosshmxmoss Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    This game can't make my TV bigger?
    Sadly, no... But here's a list of what you will get out of Rock Band:

    I'm surprised to see this still running in someone's sig.... :D

    Maybe I should carve out a Rock Band logo in obsidian... or build a stage in haunted lands so a dozen dwarves can go up on stage and head thrash.

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  • Terror&HubrisTerror&Hubris Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Hey man, it was finding out someone from Harmonix was posting that got me to sign up for the forums. Gotta rep it.

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    This game can't make my TV bigger?
    Sadly, no... But here's a list of what you will get out of Rock Band:

    [too much to fit in a sig, thats what]
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    xzzy wrote: »
    Yeah, the most practical use for pumps is managing magma.

    The most awesome use of pumps: Aquatic wildlife shredder.

    Hook it up to a windmill, and have a drainage route, and the pump will generate currents that suck up shit into it and grind it into a pulp.

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  • FleebFleeb has all of the fleeb juice Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    xzzy wrote: »
    Yeah, the most practical use for pumps is managing magma.

    The most awesome use of pumps: Aquatic wildlife shredder.

    Hook it up to a windmill, and have a drainage route, and the pump will generate currents that suck up shit into it and grind it into a pulp.

    Would that work with magma?

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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    so...

    cow cheese
    two humped camel cheese
    dwarven cheese




    D:

    please tell me that's cheese in the dwarven style, not the product of lactating dwarves.

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  • TrukkleTrukkle Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Worse. Much, much worse.

    See: Purring Maggot.

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    xzzy wrote: »
    Yeah, the most practical use for pumps is managing magma.

    The most awesome use of pumps: Aquatic wildlife shredder.

    Hook it up to a windmill, and have a drainage route, and the pump will generate currents that suck up shit into it and grind it into a pulp.

    They really do that?

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  • TheKoolEagleTheKoolEagle Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    i still havent figured out how to make pumps actually work but thats okay because i enjoy making them into workout rooms now, having a squad of 7 legendary pump operators is fun

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Looks like a few little interesting additions in this latest release.

    I'm absolutely flabbergasted by the sheer amount of goals the creator of this has, and even more amazed at just how much work he's getting done.

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Any news on the Mac version?

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I mostly upgraded to the most recent version to avoid the stupid rotting clothes problem.

    The masterwork problem is much better now too. Had a woodcrafter murder my mayor yesterday, because some of his bins disappeared for no reason I could detect. When he was bitching about it in a meeting he went crazy and tore the guy's arms off.

    Eventually he got thrown in jail for it, and his shit kept randomly disappearing (almost a dozen items were "lost"). So I upgraded and he got happier because he still had 50 masterpieces floating around.

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  • DkarrdeDkarrde Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    xzzy wrote: »
    I mostly upgraded to the most recent version to avoid the stupid rotting clothes problem.

    The masterwork problem is much better now too. Had a woodcrafter murder my mayor yesterday, because some of his bins disappeared for no reason I could detect. When he was bitching about it in a meeting he went crazy and tore the guy's arms off.

    Eventually he got thrown in jail for it, and his shit kept randomly disappearing (almost a dozen items were "lost"). So I upgraded and he got happier because he still had 50 masterpieces floating around.

    I may have to upgrade, then. I had the same problem, as mentioned earlier -- it appears to be something related not to bringing bins to the depot, but to taking them out again. Whenever my guys started hauling bins away from the depot, I'd get some masterwork lost messages.

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  • InfestedGnomeInfestedGnome Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I forget, how do you set work orders again?

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  • hmxmosshmxmoss Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Any news on the Mac version?

    It's still being tested. Basically, it works with a few annoyances. Toady wants to fix up a couple of them before release, but I've played it (for a whole 5 minutes so far) and it basically works.

    (And before you ask, the reason I have an early copy is because I wrote most of the Mac support code... and have both PPC and Intel Macs, so I'm the pre-alpha tester.)

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  • Terror&HubrisTerror&Hubris Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    hmxmoss wrote: »
    Any news on the Mac version?

    It's still being tested. Basically, it works with a few annoyances. Toady wants to fix up a couple of them before release, but I've played it (for a whole 5 minutes so far) and it basically works.

    (And before you ask, the reason I have an early copy is because I wrote most of the Mac support code... and have both PPC and Intel Macs, so I'm the pre-alpha tester.)

    Pull a time estimate out of your ass. NOW!

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    This game can't make my TV bigger?
    Sadly, no... But here's a list of what you will get out of Rock Band:

    [too much to fit in a sig, thats what]
  • hmxmosshmxmoss Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Pull a time estimate out of your ass. NOW!

    Perhaps you should ask Toady that? O_o

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  • xzzyxzzy Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    I love a good siege:

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    Tally was:

    27 goblins dead (plus two elites)
    11 trolls

    My only losses was 15 war dogs, who ran interference while my markdwarves shot away from the fortifications at the top there.

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  • ScosglenScosglen Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    After much, much reluctance I have caught dwarf fortress fever. I just could NOT get into this game due to the ASCII and the ridiculous user interface, but after going in with Mayday's handily compiled tileset and carefully reading some guides, I made it all the way to winter on my first fortress.

    I started out in an area covered with sandstone hills and It took me nearly a whole season to find any rocks (and almost that long to figure out how to tunnel down with stairs). I still haven't figured out underground farming, I got lucky and just planted some crops into the plentiful wet clay beneath my starting area.

    I *completely* fumbled up the first trade thing too, I had almost nothing of value made, had no idea what to request, and the merchants up and left before I even had a chance to offer what little crap I had made.

    What finally did me in was when my poor little dwarves starting dropping one by one from death of thirst. I guess I should have built a well or something.

    Random question--The guides I was following said to block off the entrance to your fortress with a door and line the hall with stone fall traps in case of attack. How do I get all my dwarves to take cover inside the base and before I lock them in if something foul comes along? It's becoming clear to me that it's impossible to actually directly command dwarves to do stuff so I have no idea.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Scosglen wrote: »
    Random question--The guides I was following said to block off the entrance to your fortress with a door and line the hall with stone fall traps in case of attack. How do I get all my dwarves to take cover inside the base and before I lock them in if something foul comes along? It's becoming clear to me that it's impossible to actually directly command dwarves to do stuff so I have no idea.

    If I recall correctly (haven't dorfed in a while) you go to your general [o]rders screen an change one of them from dwarves go outside to all dwarves stay inside.

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  • Trevor GoodchildTrevor Goodchild Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Has anyone else noticed this little oddity...

    I was playing fortress earlier this night and a trade caravan came, they were almost to my Depot when blam, they walk over and set off my stone fall traps, I thought only full blown hostiles would set off traps? I decimated the caravan and made some new enemies.

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Yeah, it looks like traps completely ruin traders now, so I set up an external outdoor depot with drawbridges that can seal it off so that incoming traders can be let in through the untrapped entrance, while hostile forces have to go in through the other, provided I can get the levers pulled fast enough.

    What I didnt count on was multiple goblin ambushes, goblin snatchers and traders all rushing in at the same time.

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  • VicVic Registered User regular
    edited February 2008
    Goblin ambushers suck. I have lost like 7 dwarves to them so far, most of them due to a badly timed immigration. They also shot my expedition leader and gave him a red wound, which due to the fact that the heal.exe doesn't seem to work in the new version means he will probably lie in bed until he dies.

    Toady really needs to do something about healthcare, it's annoying and unrealistic that a dwarf with a broken arm will need to lie in bed for two years.



    I also found out how crappy it is to have an underground river this fortress. Thus far I have lost four dwarves to snakemen and giant olms, and more risk death every year.

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