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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Sitting around while other people smoke pot is probably the most boring/annoying thing in the entire world.

    Not if you smoke with them. Why weren't you smoking with them?

    Because I hate smoking anything.

    @_J_: I want a dog to play with.

    I was watching some dog show on TV. Poodles are fucking retarded. In fact, every one of the toy dogs was retarded.

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Saburbia wrote: »

    Meow.

    It's hard to pretend being The Cat

    Try being more hostile.

    edit: see, J's got it down.

    VC is probably easier. You just pick fights with people for no reason, then declare victory.

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    NarketNarket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Poodles are just ugly as hell in my opinion.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Sitting around while other people smoke pot is probably the most boring/annoying thing in the entire world.

    Not if you smoke with them. Why weren't you smoking with them?

    Because I hate smoking anything.

    @_J_: I want a dog to play with.

    I was watching some dog show on TV. Poodles are fucking retarded. In fact, every one of the toy dogs was retarded.

    Dogs are great but dogs cannot go vertical for prolonged periods of time.

    Also, dogs jump on people.

    I have a friend with a dog that won't stop jumping on me when I visit, so he has to put its collar on and keep it pinned down.

    It r sad, but the dog is also fucking stupid.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    _J_: That's not The Cat you're channeling it's me.

    That's why I can't be a mod. :(

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    sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN regular
    edited November 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Sitting around while other people smoke pot is probably the most boring/annoying thing in the entire world.

    Not if you smoke with them. Why weren't you smoking with them?

    Because I hate smoking anything.

    To make up for this tragedy, I'm going to go smoke a bowl right now.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    _J_: That's not The Cat you're channeling it's me.

    That's why I can't be a mod. :(

    :(

    Then how do I channel The Cat....

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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    suilimeA wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    suilimeA wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    Sitting around while other people smoke pot is probably the most boring/annoying thing in the entire world.

    Not if you smoke with them. Why weren't you smoking with them?

    Because I hate smoking anything.

    To make up for this tragedy, I'm going to go smoke a bowl right now.

    Have fun.

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »

    Meow.

    It's hard to pretend being The Cat

    Try being more hostile.

    edit: see, J's got it down.

    VC is probably easier. You just pick fights with people for no reason, then declare victory.

    He always has a reason. And usually a good one. He just doesn't always make his reasons clear.

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Church wrote: »
    One day, very shortly after I turned six, something... Happened...

    Obi Wan came and took you to the Jedi Academy?
    No but seriously, I'm sorry you had such a rough time. :(

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    VishNub wrote: »
    Saburbia wrote: »

    Meow.

    It's hard to pretend being The Cat

    Try being more hostile.

    edit: see, J's got it down.

    VC is probably easier. You just pick fights with people for no reason, then declare victory.

    That sounds fun. :D

    Wash on
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    VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    _J_: That's not The Cat you're channeling it's me.

    That's why I can't be a mod. :(

    :(

    Then how do I channel The Cat....

    Bring up feminism and women's rights at odd times?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    _J_: That's not The Cat you're channeling it's me.

    That's why I can't be a mod. :(

    :(

    Then how do I channel The Cat....

    First you have to get a bunch of random morons to ad hom you.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Narket wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    I wish I had a pet.

    Pets can be obtained for nominal fees.

    Or at 5 finger discounts. 10 if it's a large pet...

    I got my coyote for free just by going for a walk and she following me since I gave her some potato chips
    moniker wrote: »
    I wish I had a genie.

    I think you ment to say Djinn
    They were smoke spirts until Aladdin turned them into vending machines

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    _J_: That's not The Cat you're channeling it's me.

    That's why I can't be a mod. :(

    :(

    Then how do I channel The Cat....

    First you have to get a bunch of random morons to ad hom you.

    And then you ad hom them right back? :P

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    _J_: That's not The Cat you're channeling it's me.

    That's why I can't be a mod. :(

    :(

    Then how do I channel The Cat....

    First you have to get a bunch of random morons to ad hom you.

    That's all anyone ever does.

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    NarketNarket __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Narket wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    I wish I had a pet.

    Pets can be obtained for nominal fees.

    Or at 5 finger discounts. 10 if it's a large pet...

    I got my coyote for free just by going for a walk and she following me since I gave her some potato chips

    K... hmm.... Seriously???

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Church wrote: »
    One day, very shortly after I turned six, something... Happened...

    Obi Wan came and took you to the Jedi Academy?
    No but seriously, I'm sorry you had such a rough time. :(

    In my mind.
    Looking back on it now, my time during the first war was considerably easier than my time during the second one, seeing as I was too young to fight in it.

    Church on
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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    I wish I had a genie.

    I think you ment to say Djinn
    They were smoke spirts until Aladdin turned them into vending machines

    Oh no you djinn't!

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I got my coyote for free just by going for a walk and she following me since I gave her some potato chips

    That is damn awesome. I would like to obtain an animal life partner by doing that.

    It's so mystical and cool.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It's kind of sucks that if you did actually find a Djinn, you'd only really get two wishes.

    I wonder how many people wouldn't be ignorant/greedy and take three...

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    IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dammit, now I want potato chips...

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    That's all anyone ever does.

    True.

    Okay. Um.

    Spend several years pursuing an education only to learn to hate it in the process?

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    It's kind of sucks that if you did actually find a Djinn, you'd only really get two wishes.

    I wonder how many people wouldn't be ignorant/greedy and take three...

    My first wish would be to for existence to have never occurred, thereby negating everything and returning all to a state of nothingness.
    My second wish would never happen.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man, that's a terrible wish J!

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    First wish should be for a giant sandwich.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    That's all anyone ever does.

    True.

    Okay. Um.

    Spend several years pursuing an education only to learn to hate it in the process?

    Working on it.

    Dammit, now I want potato chips...



    Irene is a coyote.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man, that's a terrible wish J!

    It's the best wish ever.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Brainleech wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    I wish I had a genie.

    I think you ment to say Djinn
    They were smoke spirts until Aladdin turned them into vending machines

    No, I meant to say Barbara Eden.
    :winky:

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man, that's a terrible wish J!

    It's the best wish ever.

    Why would you want to end everything, forever?

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    _J_ wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Spend several years pursuing an education only to learn to hate it in the process?

    Working on it.

    Good man.
    Irene is a coyote.

    She dances on bar counters?

    --

    Inq: I think _J_ hasn't had enough orgies to properly appreciate life.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    But is the [chat] in the Cat?

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    moniker wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    I wish I had a genie.

    I think you ment to say Djinn
    They were smoke spirts until Aladdin turned them into vending machines

    No, I meant to say Barbara Eden.
    :winky:

    Barbara Eden was teh hot.

    I'd rub her lamp for an extended period of time.

    "Lamp" can be used for "clitorous", right?

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man, that's a terrible wish J!

    It's the best wish ever.

    Why would you want to end everything, forever?

    Because then everything would be nothing and all would end.

    All problems solved and I don't have to go to work anymore OR worry about the afterlife, because reality would not be ended, but rather negated and it would have never started.

    And anyone worried about logical fallacies would not exist.

    You see?

    Problem solved.

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Narket wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Narket wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    I wish I had a pet.

    Pets can be obtained for nominal fees.

    Or at 5 finger discounts. 10 if it's a large pet...

    I got my coyote for free just by going for a walk and she following me since I gave her some potato chips

    K... hmm.... Seriously???

    Yes there are tons of coyotes around here
    They have flyers and signs stating that why you should not leave your pets outside, any food, and so on
    Also there is a long warning about why you should not try to scare or kill any coyotes because there are ones who are not wary of people

    She followed me around for a week since I would go for a walk over in a large field. I would lay down chips or anything else I had to see if she would come close to me; One day she followed me home and has not left since .
    I think that she feels she has a sweet deal since she gets fed everyday and sleeps indoors out of the weather.

    My neighbor has an issue with her but since she sleeps during the day he sees her rarely

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Anyone want to recommend me a good book translation of the Odyssey? Preferably one that would be a lighter read? Because I have a pretty dense version in an anthology, but time is a factor here.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    But is the [chat] in the Cat?

    Did she get jumped by a [Chat]hugger earlier?

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Inq: I think _J_ hasn't had enough orgies to properly appreciate life.

    True.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah, but J, you could just wish to be free from afterlives, and then just kill yourself or something.

    Why you gotta take the whole universe with ya?

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    ChurchChurch Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Man, that's a terrible wish J!

    It's the best wish ever.

    Why would you want to end everything, forever?

    Emo. Safely ignored.

    Not even I wish I could undo my life. People can be awfully depressed, but anyone that says something like that doesn't mean it.

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