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Here we have a very.... vomit-inducing ad campaign. *Furry Warning*
This was brought to my attention at another forum. It's this orange juice stuff called Orangina. Apparently they're aiming their marketing at...furries... for some unknown reason. God help us (By which, I mean the furries, who you think will find these abominations of art attractive at all.)
This is the stuff of nightmares and acid trips. You've been warned.
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And, for reasons beyond my human capacity for understanding, Cactus.
What about the furries that write self inserted furry fan-fiction?
Any furry fanfiction that gets circulated to a non-furry is probably pretty awful. The only ones that don't suck are by people who aren't attention whores, and that's a pretty small % of the furry fandom.
What about the furries that write self inserted furry fan-fiction?
Any furry fanfiction that gets circulated to a non-furry is probably pretty awful. The only ones that don't suck are by people who aren't attention whores, and that's a pretty small % of the furry fandom.
You aren't supposed to actually answer the question.
Weirdo.
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PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does
I'm just going by the law of averages. Statistically, there have to be a couple that are readable, somewhere.
Just because it's "readable" doesn't mean it should exist and should be read. The foundation of it wrong and thus an abomination. If you build a nice house in the middle of a landfill you still live in a dump.
PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does
I'm just going by the law of averages. Statistically, there have to be a couple that are readable, somewhere.
Just because it's "readable" doesn't mean it should exist and should be read. The foundation of it wrong and thus an abomination. If you build a nice house in the middle of a landfill you still live in a dump.
I'm probably putting too much thought into this, but oh well.
As far as writing goes, it's not a straight comparison, because not everyone will look at it the same way. It comes with the territory of being a creative medium.
A vast majority of furry fanfics (specifically ones with the writer inserting their own character) are bad, because only a handful of writers who are good still write that kind of stuff, and the ones that do know better than to show it off outside of whatever limited community they feel will enjoy it. I honestly can't speak from experience on this because I don't write fanfics, nor do I read them, specifically becasue they are very consistently horrible. But that doesn't mean there's no good ones out there. It's just generally not worth trying to find one, because it's the equivalent of sifting through a sewer to get to a piece of cake.
PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does
Furryfic
By: Drez
Once upon a time there were a bunch of furries and animals and they were all having sexual intercourses with each other.
Then, God looked down from atop his Holy Perch and said "holy shit, what in the blue fuck are you fucking idiots doing?!?"
God then proceeded to maim, torture, and eventually kill every furry in the entire universe, even the ones that weren't on Earth. He then altered reality so that the mere concept of furries could never again exist.
PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does
Furryfic
By: Drez
Once upon a time there were a bunch of furries and animals and they were all having sexual intercourses with each other.
Then, God looked down from atop his Holy Perch and said "holy shit, what in the blue fuck are you fucking idiots doing?!?"
God then proceeded to maim, torture, and eventually kill every furry in the entire universe, even the ones that weren't on Earth. He then altered reality so that the mere concept of furries could never again exist.
Honestly, it seems to me that fanfiction written by "adults" suggests severely arrested mental and/or emotional development. The writing is usually on par with the way a child thinks, the staccato sense of adventure and heroism that appeals to children: "John found a gun, and a monster! And then he killed the monster! Everyone cheered!"
Yeah, yeah, go fuck yourself into a sanitarium, you useless cluster of neurons.
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I seem to remember French people running ads with naked guys fucking scorpions.
This used to be my favorite drink... untill now!
Now I know what Oranginas REALLY are.
I quit world. You win. I just give up. There is something wrong with you and I just can't pretend it's just some people.
I'm leaving.
going off to a galaxy far far away am i right
Stop polluting my intertubes with your furry shit.
i thought it was a kangaroo
I guess someone has to compete with Japan for sheer wrongness.
Well, I probably won't stop buying Orangina, just because the French marketing department is retarded.
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Any furry fanfiction that gets circulated to a non-furry is probably pretty awful. The only ones that don't suck are by people who aren't attention whores, and that's a pretty small % of the furry fandom.
You aren't supposed to actually answer the question.
Weirdo.
not enough ass to mouth
I'm just going by the law of averages. Statistically, there have to be a couple that are readable, somewhere.
this is the least convincing request for furyfic to 'trash' i've ever read
Look I only become a wolfbeast during lunar eclipses okay
Just because it's "readable" doesn't mean it should exist and should be read. The foundation of it wrong and thus an abomination. If you build a nice house in the middle of a landfill you still live in a dump.
I'm probably putting too much thought into this, but oh well.
As far as writing goes, it's not a straight comparison, because not everyone will look at it the same way. It comes with the territory of being a creative medium.
A vast majority of furry fanfics (specifically ones with the writer inserting their own character) are bad, because only a handful of writers who are good still write that kind of stuff, and the ones that do know better than to show it off outside of whatever limited community they feel will enjoy it. I honestly can't speak from experience on this because I don't write fanfics, nor do I read them, specifically becasue they are very consistently horrible. But that doesn't mean there's no good ones out there. It's just generally not worth trying to find one, because it's the equivalent of sifting through a sewer to get to a piece of cake.
I dare you to say my furryfic story sucks.
Your story sucks for having religion in it.
Yeah, yeah, go fuck yourself into a sanitarium, you useless cluster of neurons.