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Here we have a very.... vomit-inducing ad campaign. *Furry Warning*

GoatmonGoatmon Companion of KessRegistered User regular
edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
This was brought to my attention at another forum. It's this orange juice stuff called Orangina. Apparently they're aiming their marketing at...furries... for some unknown reason. God help us (By which, I mean the furries, who you think will find these abominations of art attractive at all.)

This is the stuff of nightmares and acid trips. You've been warned.


Hyena
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Zebra
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Doe
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And, for reasons beyond my human capacity for understanding, Cactus.
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ha, The French.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ah the French.

    I seem to remember French people running ads with naked guys fucking scorpions.

    Seriously on
  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    A cactus?

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    And the French wonder why their country is going down the tubes.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    A cactus?

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    WHAT THE FUCK, FRANCE?

    This used to be my favorite drink... untill now!

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  • IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So tasty... But that hyena will haunt my mind everytime I drink it from now on... D:

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Mmmmmmmm.... Hyena juice.

    Now I know what Oranginas REALLY are.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Oh hell there is a video for this.

    Seriously on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    A lady for Larlar

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Good god, sometimes censoring stuff really does seem like a good thing!

    Burning Organ on
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Thats it. That is it.

    I quit world. You win. I just give up. There is something wrong with you and I just can't pretend it's just some people.

    I'm leaving.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    Thats it. That is it.

    I quit world. You win. I just give up. There is something wrong with you and I just can't pretend it's just some people.

    I'm leaving.

    going off to a galaxy far far away am i right

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That was so horrible it made the Rwandan Genocide seem like series of paper mismanagements

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    i don't really understand what they're getting at with the ad

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    What the fuck?
    Stop polluting my intertubes with your furry shit.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    Wiggin, you are worse than any furry

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    oh that's a doe

    i thought it was a kangaroo

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    What about the furries that write self inserted furry fan-fiction?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    this reminds me of humanimals and makes me want to read them again

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Who comes up with this stuff? Oh right France

    I guess someone has to compete with Japan for sheer wrongness.

    Well, I probably won't stop buying Orangina, just because the French marketing department is retarded.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    What about the furries that write self inserted furry fan-fiction?

    Any furry fanfiction that gets circulated to a non-furry is probably pretty awful. The only ones that don't suck are by people who aren't attention whores, and that's a pretty small % of the furry fandom.

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does

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  • tony_importanttony_important Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ...

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Bloods End wrote: »
    What about the furries that write self inserted furry fan-fiction?

    Any furry fanfiction that gets circulated to a non-furry is probably pretty awful. The only ones that don't suck are by people who aren't attention whores, and that's a pretty small % of the furry fandom.

    You aren't supposed to actually answer the question.

    Weirdo.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited November 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does

    not enough ass to mouth

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cactus.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does

    I'm just going by the law of averages. Statistically, there have to be a couple that are readable, somewhere.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I like the larlar with tits more than the cactus

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited November 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does

    this is the least convincing request for furyfic to 'trash' i've ever read

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    bongi wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does

    this is the least convincing request for furyfic to 'trash' i've ever read

    Look I only become a wolfbeast during lunar eclipses okay

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    gross

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Goatmon wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does

    I'm just going by the law of averages. Statistically, there have to be a couple that are readable, somewhere.

    Just because it's "readable" doesn't mean it should exist and should be read. The foundation of it wrong and thus an abomination. If you build a nice house in the middle of a landfill you still live in a dump.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does

    I'm just going by the law of averages. Statistically, there have to be a couple that are readable, somewhere.

    Just because it's "readable" doesn't mean it should exist and should be read. The foundation of it wrong and thus an abomination. If you build a nice house in the middle of a landfill you still live in a dump.

    I'm probably putting too much thought into this, but oh well.

    As far as writing goes, it's not a straight comparison, because not everyone will look at it the same way. It comes with the territory of being a creative medium.

    A vast majority of furry fanfics (specifically ones with the writer inserting their own character) are bad, because only a handful of writers who are good still write that kind of stuff, and the ones that do know better than to show it off outside of whatever limited community they feel will enjoy it. I honestly can't speak from experience on this because I don't write fanfics, nor do I read them, specifically becasue they are very consistently horrible. But that doesn't mean there's no good ones out there. It's just generally not worth trying to find one, because it's the equivalent of sifting through a sewer to get to a piece of cake.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does
    Furryfic
    By: Drez

    Once upon a time there were a bunch of furries and animals and they were all having sexual intercourses with each other.

    Then, God looked down from atop his Holy Perch and said "holy shit, what in the blue fuck are you fucking idiots doing?!?"

    God then proceeded to maim, torture, and eventually kill every furry in the entire universe, even the ones that weren't on Earth. He then altered reality so that the mere concept of furries could never again exist.

    The End.

    I dare you to say my furryfic story sucks.

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  • CriticalCritical Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Koshian wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »

    no, YOU ARE THE ZOMBIE GOASTS

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    PM me a furryfic that doesn't suck and I will explain to you why it does
    Furryfic
    By: Drez

    Once upon a time there were a bunch of furries and animals and they were all having sexual intercourses with each other.

    Then, God looked down from atop his Holy Perch and said "holy shit, what in the blue fuck are you fucking idiots doing?!?"

    God then proceeded to maim, torture, and eventually kill every furry in the entire universe, even the ones that weren't on Earth. He then altered reality so that the mere concept of furries could never again exist.

    The End.

    I dare you to say my furryfic story sucks.

    Your story sucks for having religion in it.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Honestly, it seems to me that fanfiction written by "adults" suggests severely arrested mental and/or emotional development. The writing is usually on par with the way a child thinks, the staccato sense of adventure and heroism that appeals to children: "John found a gun, and a monster! And then he killed the monster! Everyone cheered!"

    Yeah, yeah, go fuck yourself into a sanitarium, you useless cluster of neurons.

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  • eryu90eryu90 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I am beyond words at that cactus one.

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