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  • psycojesterpsycojester Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah, the rest of us prefer our heroes to be at least halfway decent at what they do.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    All MU heroes have flaws, Stark is an alcoholic and has himself fucked up big time recently for example, Pym is a fucking criminal.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    All MU heroes have flaws, Stark is an alcoholic and has himself fucked up big time recently for example, Pym is a fucking criminal.
    And he only fucked up because he was written out of character.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Has everyone kind of given Pietro a pass for instigating House of M and screwing up the mutant population?

    Also, go Tony. Kick Pym in the nuts, point out how stupid calling yourself the Wasp is.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Maybe someone will suggest killing him as he is the host is a viable option.

    Cassie, maybe.

    Of course, no one will actually do it.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If Pietro and Wanda joins the team, and everyone's all hunkey-dorey, I want Tony to just have one page of losing it.

    "She destroyed the Avengers. She killed Hawkeye twice, and destroyed an entire race of people"

    *points to Pietro*

    "And this turd bucket over here helped cause the whole damn situation. And you're just going to let them off with a slap on the wrist?"

    "Here I am, upholding the laws of the United States, while you shitheads ran around like whiny brats, and I'm the bad guy? Still?"

    "Fuck you, Herc. Fuck you, Pym. Fuck you, Vision. Fuck you, Jocasta. You're cool, USAgent and Cassie. And fuck you, Cho. 7th smartest person my ass. Jarvis, ready the Model T (and that's T for Tony, bitch!)"

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    All MU heroes have flaws, Stark is an alcoholic and has himself fucked up big time recently for example, Pym is a fucking criminal.
    And he only fucked up because he was written out of character.

    Well that's kind of a copout. If you're going to cherry pick just the stories that were done 'right', then everyone looks better.

    And when was the last time Stark had a drink, the 70's? His flaws have kind of faded away with time.

    edit:: Hell, I could make an argument that both creating ultron and becoming yellowjacket are 'out of character' for pym.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    But he's still got all that guilt.

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    All MU heroes have flaws, Stark is an alcoholic and has himself fucked up big time recently for example, Pym is a fucking criminal.
    And he only fucked up because he was written out of character.

    Well that's kind of a copout. If you're going to cherry pick just the stories that were done 'right', then everyone looks better.

    And when was the last time Stark had a drink, the 70's? His flaws have kind of faded away with time.

    edit:: Hell, I could make an argument that both creating ultron and becoming yellowjacket are 'out of character' for pym.
    No you couldn't. Because he (or someone pretending to be him and doing it apparently very convincingly) has done both recently. See:Clor and becoming Wasp.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Andy Diggle just twittered that he's signed a 2-year exclusive contract with Marvel and that he'll be taking over Daredevil when Brubaker leaves.

    So that's cool.

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So this means Brubaker's future is limited to Cap and Incognito/Criminal. Swell.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So this means Brubaker's future is limited to Cap and Incognito/Criminal. Swell.

    He's also got an online tv show going on.

    The first episode wasn't good, though, and I haven't looked into the rest.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    The DD #500 cover is pretty sweet:

    DAREDEVIL500_COVERSPREAD_FINAL1_low.jpg

    Typhoid Mary is pretty big on the cover compared to others, like Natasha, but still, bitchin'.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wish Elektra was bigger. Who's the girl with the white hair?

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Karen Page, and I think that's Dakota to her right. They kind of ignored all the other girlfriends he had in the 80's

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  • AngryAngry The glory I had witnessed was just a sleight of handRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    i love marko's art.

    i would love to see an entire arc with him doing all the art.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    I thought Typhoid Mary was Agent X or Mutant Zero or something now? And looked hotter than that.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well, yeah, she is, but that's supposed to be over 500 issues of people. And Foggy looks pretty weird up in the top middle, like the Penguin.

    And no awesome Black Armor to boot. Black armor was so cool.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It's an anniversary cover, so it just shows everyone who's currently regarded as important to Daredevil's past.

    If half these characters appear in the book, their stories will be set in the past.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Is it wrong that I still don't give a shit about Lady Bullseye?

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    No, you're cool. She hasn't done anything yet to make her worthwhile.

    Where the hell is Bullet when you need him.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Is it wrong that I still don't give a shit about Lady Bullseye?

    I don't really care either.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!?

    I said that in the voice of the villain at the end of Roger Rabbit.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    Complain if you want, but I for one am looking forward to seeing Hal in a sexy Star Sapphire outfit.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I personally want Guy and Hal as cupid-arrow-slinging Star Sapphire buddies.

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  • DarkWarriorDarkWarrior __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    Hes getting an orange one now to?

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fuck yes Captain Planet end confirmed

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • Magna InfernoMagna Inferno Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GreenLanternCover.jpg

    Complain if you want, but I for one am looking forward to seeing Hal in a sexy Star Sapphire outfit.

    He's like the seagulls in Finding Nemo...

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  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009

    Why are the Ghostbusters at Coney Island?

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GreenLanternCover.jpg

    Complain if you want, but I for one am looking forward to seeing Hal in a sexy Star Sapphire outfit.

    I can tell. You've got the whole cosplay thing going on in your sig.

    Legba on
  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Okay, I don't even think we need spoiler tags for that Hal scan.

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  • SalmonOfDoubtSalmonOfDoubt Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I just realised how utterly confusing Green Lantern must be at the moment for colour-blind people.

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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    killing children would be hilarious
    Olivaw wrote: »
    HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENNY ARCADE FORUMS

    PLEASE ENJOY YOUR STAY

    AND THIS PENIS
    Man, I don't want to read about this lady's broken vagina.
    NotACrook wrote: »
    I am sitting here trying to come up with a tiered system for rating child molesters.
    cock vore is fuckin hilarious
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Okay, I don't even think we need spoiler tags for that Hal scan.

    I dunno. If discussions take off, do you really want to see it repeated 50 times on the same page? Better to spoil images straight of the bat than suffer through that.

    Legba on
  • psycojesterpsycojester Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm just hanging out and waiting for the mini Hal Jordan: Indecisive dickhead, where all of the corps gets tired of him jumping around like they're a goddamn pick and mix.

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  • TexiKenTexiKen Dammit! That fish really got me!Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Someone should ask Johns at a convention to turn down the Hal Jordan dicksucking to a more respectable fondle level. But Johns has his hands busy with both Hal and Barry now, so who knows which will become the jilted lover.

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  • CrimsondudeCrimsondude Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So this means Brubaker's future is limited to Cap and Incognito/Criminal. Swell.

    He's also got an online tv show going on.

    Which is not a comic.
    Angry wrote: »
    i love marko's art.

    i would love to see an entire arc with him doing all the art.

    The Thor issues he did with Fraction are gold. Hopefully we will see something like that though since they're pushing him as one of their Young Guns for 2009, and DD is one of thecomics he has often done covers for most often.

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  • TethTeth __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    So why's Hal swallowing cock? I missed out on everything GL.

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  • mattharvestmattharvest Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Legba wrote: »
    Okay, I don't even think we need spoiler tags for that Hal scan.

    I dunno. If discussions take off, do you really want to see it repeated 50 times on the same page? Better to spoil images straight of the bat than suffer through that.

    Oh I was just making a silly joke about how we've all known since the beginning that Hal would eventually go all Captain Planet, with every ring somehow. I wasn't thinking about the space issues.

    BTW...I'm throwing my coin in there that it's just a joke or distraction. I find it way too implausible that Hal somehow has enough avarice for the Orange light.

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