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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hah! saved.

    Edit: And uploaded.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I can't stop cracking up at Dr. Goats, PhD.


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    :^:

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I've been diagnoised with ADD but I only use it as an excuse for when I fuck up and have no one to blame or I want someone to back off.

    "Why aren't you working? You were supposed to 'blah blah'"

    "My add is flaring up."

    That's actually worked before.
    Thats...thats the best thing ever!

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah. ADD is a scam.

    I'm lazy as fuck, I know that.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah. ADD is a scam.

    I'm lazy as fuck, I know that.

    It really is.

    I was diagnosed with ADD, once.

    My grades took a dive once I started taking meds.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah. ADD is a scam.

    I'm lazy as fuck, I know that.

    Its not as bad as M.E.


    Fucking Chronic Fatigue Syndrome my arse. You are just a lazy fucker.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Why aren't you doing your homework?

    Cause it's boring, I'm lazy, and I wanna go play mario.

    Oh shit, kids don't want to focus on school work and they want to watch tv and play videogames?

    They must have something.


    Or you know, they're fucking kids.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    You will also notice the number of diagnoses go up when there is a readily available treatment to make money off of.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yeah. ADD is a scam.

    I'm lazy as fuck, I know that.

    It really is.

    I was diagnosed with ADD, once.

    My grades took a dive once I started taking meds.

    I went through this as well. Though in my case the grades probably had less to do with ADD than with a family-related thing.

    One other thing; Silmaril, you really turned this thread around. I was all pissy about how everyone was ragging on me, then you brought me the joy of laughter. You need to come over to my house for a round of melee and some mansex.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    They beat you for four hours a day cause you were a furry?

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Was it too self diagnoised?

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    i get depressed sometimes and don't feel like doin' nothin'

    but you know what

    that's okay

    sometimes it's okay to be sad and mopey for awhile, i ain't need a fistful of pills because i'm down

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    i get depressed sometimes and don't feel like doin' nothin'

    but you know what

    that's okay

    sometimes it's okay to be sad and mopey for awhile, i ain't need a fistful of pills because i'm down


    The depression diagnosis is the one that pissed me off more than any other. Yes, There is such a thing as clinical depression.

    Do the millions of people who are just miserable fuckers have it?


    No.



    They are just miserable and looking for an excuse as to why their life sucks.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Was it too self diagnoised?

    No, that was something I had explained to me (many many times over) by various doctors. I went through several meds, most of which I don't remember the names of. There was seroquil (SP?) and ritalin, and this other shit that was actually working REALLY well. I was getting awesome sleep and wasn't up all night anymore. Then the doctors saw that it was raping my white blood cell count. D:

    And you guys are right, I was never officially diagnosed. I suppose I can talk to my shrink next time I see him and ask about that. Though, I don't know. Do I really want to go from;

    "I think I'm slightly retarded"

    to...

    "I know that I'm slightly retarded" ?

    That doesn't seem like much of an upgrade.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    is it clinical depression or just a general malaise over dissatisfaction with your assigned genitals

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    clinical depression is not fun in the slightest


    Of course not. That's sort of its definition now isn't it?


    I honestly believe that doctors just throw the diagnosis around far too freely. Half the fucking world seems to be diagnosed with depression, when all most of them need is a fucking kick up the arse.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I honestly believe that doctors just throw the diagnosis around far too freely. Half the fucking world seems to be diagnosed with depression, when all most of them need is a fucking kick up the arse.

    Would you recommend "Shut the fuck up" by Dr. Dennis Leary?

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I was depressed for a while. And then I realized that it was boring, so I went out and got drunk with my best friend and climbed the old high school and pissed off the roof.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    that ain't mean shit

    i found a bottle of lithium in a box the other day

    so i asked holly 'what's with the lithium'

    and she's all 'oh its for my depression'

    and i go 'what the hell you ain't got any damn depression'

    and she goes, 'not anymore they gave me lithium for it'

    and i says, 'when was the last time you even took this stuff'

    and she says, 'i dunno 3 or 4 years ago, i only really took it when i was sad'

    and i go, 'i can't decide who is more retarded, you or the doctor who gave it to you. oh dang, that was mean, i bet you feel bad, here have some lithium'

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Pissing off tall buildings is a sure cure.

    Hell, it's just plain fun.

    I remember peeing off the 17th floor of my friends apartment in san francisco one drunken night.

    That was a fun night.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It really helped.

    Filler, we should start a new clinic that prescribes fun.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    that ain't mean shit

    i found a bottle of lithium in a box the other day

    so i asked holly 'what's with the lithium'

    and she's all 'oh its for my depression'

    and i go 'what the hell you ain't got any damn depression'

    and she goes, 'not anymore they gave me lithium for it'

    and i says, 'when was the last time you even took this stuff'

    and she says, 'i dunno 3 or 4 years ago, i only really took it when i was sad'

    and i go, 'i can't decide who is more retarded, you or the doctor who gave it to you. oh dang, that was mean, i bet you feel bad, here have some lithium'

    Knob.

    You're fantastic.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That last sentence is pretty golden.

    I sometimes wish I didn't feel guilty, like some super pussy, over stupid little shit like hurting people's feelings in forgettable ways that they won't care about later. Is there some kind of pill to make me an asshole?

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I mean, does it go like this?


    Doc: *shows patient picture of dead kitten* Do you feel a bit sad?

    Patient: Well, uh, yeah. A bit. I mean, the poor kitten :(

    Doc: Aha! I knew it! Depression. Here, take these pills. That'll be Four hundred dollars please.



    And now the patient is fucking depressed. Dead kitten, depression diagnosis, and 400 bucks in the whole. Whoopdefuckindo.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dr. Filler and Dr. ZeroZero

    Your prescription to fun.

    And some drugs if you slip us the right amount.

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    That wasn't actually aimed at you teefs.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    I am honestly shocked that TFS used a treatment as evidence for a condition.

    I mean, I'm standing right here.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I mean, does it go like this?


    Doc: *shows patient picture of dead kitten* Do you feel a bit sad?

    Patient: Well, uh, yeah. A bit. I mean, the poor kitten :(

    Doc: Aha! I knew it! Depression. Here, take these pills. That'll be Four hundred dollars please.



    And now the patient is fucking depressed. Dead kitten, depression diagnosis, and 400 bucks in the whole. Whoopdefuckindo.
    No it was more of a diagnosis of extenuating circumstances in my life that I cannot change entirely that lead to me being chronically depressed

    there was not a single day I did not feel like pretty much killing myself

    whoops

    Let's treat the symptom, not the problem! :whistle:

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Treating the pain for stomach cramps does not change the fact that you have cancer.

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Treating the pain for stomach cramps does not change the fact that you have cancer.

    But doing something about the "cramps" might allow one to function enough to maintain a normal life in the meantime, no?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Treating the pain for stomach cramps does not change the fact that you have cancer.

    But doing something about the "cramps" might allow one to function enough to maintain a normal life in the meantime, no?

    Uh the point is that if you want to make the person better, you treat them for cancer, not for stomach cramps. You find the problem, and you fix it.

    TFS, what things about your life can you not affect whatsoever at all that you need to have anti-depressants to function? I've seen people pull through a lot worse, so you come off as this incredible pussy to me. One of those gents born with a silver spoon in their mouth that's all prissy when everyone doesn't like them.

    The excuse I usually hear for anti-depressants is 'There is something wrong with the chemistry in my brain that prevents me from creating the chemicals to make me a happy and function individual' not 'My life sucks a lot, so I'm gonna take pills to make me happy.'

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    Whatever. Somehow I find that a hard pill to swallow.

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