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Driving test in 12 hours

TubeTube Registered User admin
edited November 2007 in Social Entropy++
Third time in six months. New test area. New car. Can't sleep. Going to fail. Life gradually grinding to fuel starved halt. Hate everyone. Hate people who don't indicate on roundabouts especially. Hate people who cut me up on A roads and cause me to get a SINGLE SERIOUS OBSERVATION FAULT AND FAIL THE FUCKING TEST especially.

Hate all of you especially.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Good luck

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Hugs!

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    Edit: Also yes, good luck =)

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    We love you too Tube. I'm sure you'll do fine. Third try's the charm, right?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If it makes you feel better, my friend had to take the California version four times

    Hahaha he's never living that one down.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    Don't cross the streams.

    Oh wait, wrong advice.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    drive on the right like normal people

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited November 2007
    It took me three tries to get it too man.

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Offer to bribe your instructor with delicious hams.

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  • BerkBerk THE BUDGIE SMUGGLER Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Good luck!

    also
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    Berk on
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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Bogey wrote: »
    Don't cross the streams.

    Oh wait, wrong advice.

    No no, this is always relevant.

    Edit: Haha, oh Berk.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2007
    you could always give the examiner a blowjob.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    you could always give the examiner a blowjob.

    Remember, you don't actually blow

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    See

    sure, you might get buff on Tube's worlout for faggots

    but all I need to do to escape is drive a car

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  • You BastardYou Bastard Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    good luck CT

    hope you pass or something

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Drive on the right side of the road.

    Take that as you will.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tell him you're the admin here, and if he doesn't pass you, you'll throw the internet at him.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    you could always give the examiner a blowjob.

    Remember, you don't actually blow

    unless his nuts are on fire

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    Tell him you're the admin here, and if he doesn't pass you, you'll throw the internet at him.

    Hahaha, oh god, that would be messy. There would be body fluid everywhere.

    Quethal on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    remember it isn't gay if your balls don't touch

    also sotp signs do not mean sotp they mean stop

    lord did I just get in the shittiest mood

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    It was pretty easy for me. I was like 15 and all I had to do was drive down an old 2 lane highway, turn around in a circle driveway and drive back.

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My friend failed his test because his instructor told him to parallel park in between two cars, and whilst he was attempting to do so someone got in one of the cars and drove off.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Just make sure you don't mix up the gas and brake, cause hooo boy do they hate that.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    just watch out for school zones and don't creep out past stop signs

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    tube ban the internet if you fail

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Extra points if you hit a pedestrian, Tube.

    Also I hate people who don't understand how a roundabout works, too.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    wait how are you failing the driving test?

    are you blind?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Filler Inc. wrote: »
    Just make sure you don't mix up the gas and brake, cause hooo boy do they hate that.

    obligatory "someone I know actually did that"

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    My friends sister apparently hit a tree her first time out because she forgot which was which.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    roundabouts are the worst thing mankind has ever done

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Also whilst I was on a mock test, some guy walking past shouted 'haha that cunt's going to fail his test'. Gotta love this country.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    roundabouts are the worst thing mankind has ever done

    they're really not that hard

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Back when I could legally drive, I would fuck with the safeset way, driving school, drivers.

    It was fun.

    I mean, it was dicked.

    All up on their ass, screamin out the window, shakin fists and what not.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The last license test I took was for my M certification.

    Pretty much if you could stay on a damn bike for 30 minutes you got the M license. Oh and you had to turn.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    roundabouts are the worst thing mankind has ever done

    they're really not that hard

    you know the holocaust?

    small potatoes compared to roundabouts

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Coincidentally, I passed my road test two weeks ago, and got my new license in the mail on Friday.
    Passed it on my first try.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hang in there tube

    i failed my driving test 3 times before i passed

    i only deserved to fail once

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  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    roundabouts are the worst thing mankind has ever done

    they're really not that hard

    seriously

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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    itt Tossrock gets freaky psychic powers?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i failed a driving test once because the nice old woman was hardcore about her job responsibilities

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Tube on
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