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Driving test in 12 hours

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    roundabouts are the worst thing mankind has ever done

    they're really not that hard

    you know the holocaust?

    small potatoes compared to roundabouts

    you know I was wondering how long until someone mentioned then holocaust

    then you did it yourself

    beat 'em to the punch

    Tossrock on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    oh my god

    Tossrock on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tossrock wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    roundabouts are the worst thing mankind has ever done

    they're really not that hard

    you know the holocaust?

    small potatoes compared to roundabouts

    you know I was wondering how long until someone mentioned then holocaust

    then you did it yourself

    beat 'em to the punch

    I am a master of irony or something

    PiptheFair on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Thats actually awesome.

    Not for you, but anyone watching.

    Filler Inc. on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Should have punched her in the throat.

    Me Too! on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Should have driven a steak through her

    Abracadaniel on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    did she fail you for bludgeoning her to within an inch of her life?

    the wook on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Did you put it in her?


    Because she sounds pretty awesome.

    Khavall on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i failed my first because i did a 3-point turn, but the opposite of the usual way.
    it worked and i stayed on the road, but the instructor was not having that

    Futore on
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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i got my permit 3 days ago

    Carl with a K on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Should have driven a stake through her

    Me Too! on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Should have driven a steak through her

    nothing like a meaty death

    the wook on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I like mine best because it has a pun

    oh jeez, and a typo

    ahahahaha

    Abracadaniel on
  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    oh thank god that was a typo I was experiencing all kinds of emotions

    Charles Kinbote on
  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I was gonna say.


    Misspellings and puns are two entirely different things.

    Khavall on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Tube you were pretty much spot on with my name change.

    t Khav: driven

    Abracadaniel on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited November 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Did you put it in her?


    Because she sounds pretty awesome.

    I'm pretty sure she uh, owned several stout pairs of walking boots. If you get my meaning.

    Wore trousers with lots of pockets.

    Tube on
  • bentbent Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I passed mine first time, because I am the ivory king of driving.

    bent on
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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Did you put it in her?


    Because she sounds pretty awesome.

    I'm pretty sure she uh, owned several stout pairs of walking boots. If you get my meaning.

    Wore trousers with lots of pockets.

    What are you saying?

    Me Too! on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Khavall wrote: »
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Did you put it in her?


    Because she sounds pretty awesome.

    I'm pretty sure she uh, owned several stout pairs of walking boots. If you get my meaning.

    Wore trousers with lots of pockets.

    she enjoys hiking?

    sounds like a fine lady

    PiptheFair on
  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Should have driven a steak through her

    Then cut her head off and stuffed her mouth with a head of garlic.

    Just to be sure.

    Agent Vesago on
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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Lol! wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Did you put it in her?


    Because she sounds pretty awesome.

    I'm pretty sure she uh, owned several stout pairs of walking boots. If you get my meaning.

    Wore trousers with lots of pockets.

    What are you saying?

    I think he's saying that he had a very strong common interest with her.

    Quethal on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Should have driven a steak through her

    Then cut her head off and stuffed her mouth with a head of garlic.

    Just to be sure.

    Add some mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables...

    Abracadaniel on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    If everyone uses them correctly, Roundabouts are really good substitutes for traffic lights in not-very-busy intersections.

    Pity people don't indicate because they're too lazy to move their hand two inches or they're too stupid to remember the three different ways to use them properly.

    If you can tie your shoes, you can use a Roundabout properly.

    #pipe on
  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Should have driven a steak through her

    Then cut her head off and stuffed her mouth with a head of garlic.

    Just to be sure.

    Add some mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables...

    Some savory and thyme might be nice, too.

    Quethal on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    If everyone uses them correctly, Roundabouts are really good substitutes for traffic lights in not-very-busy intersections.

    Pity people don't indicate because they're too lazy to move their hand two inches or they're too stupid to remember the three different ways to use them properly.

    If you can tie your shoes, you can use a Roundabout properly.

    right over left then loop the bunny ears?

    that doesn't sound right

    the wook on
  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Half Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said

    "How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."

    Should have driven a steak through her

    Then cut her head off and stuffed her mouth with a head of garlic.

    Just to be sure.

    Add some mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables...

    For the price of one vampire you too can feed a family of six for weeks

    Agent Vesago on
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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i passed my driving test and i didnt even know how to drive

    Kovak on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    For my drivers test they actually built a course for three point turns, parallel parking, the works. The most annoying part of that test? WHEN YOU BUILD A PARALLEL PARKING COURSE, DO NOT MAKE THE TWO CARS YOU HAVE TO FIT BETWEEN WIDER THAN TWO TRACTOR TRAILERS AND THEN TELL ME TO PARK TWO INCHES FROM THE CURB OR I FAIL. NEVER WILL SUCH A SCENARIO EXIST.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    If everyone uses them correctly, Roundabouts are really good substitutes for traffic lights in not-very-busy intersections.

    Pity people don't indicate because they're too lazy to move their hand two inches or they're too stupid to remember the three different ways to use them properly.

    If you can tie your shoes, you can use a Roundabout properly.

    right over left then loop the bunny ears?

    that doesn't sound right

    DON'T FORGET TO SIGNAL

    #pipe on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    pipe's sig keeps changing and it's freaking me the fuck out

    Futore on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    seriously how do you people fail a driving test?

    it's like

    drive the speed limit

    don't GASBRAKEGASBRAKE

    always indicate

    always check mirrors

    slow down slowly

    obey signs and lights

    do what the instructor says

    have you ever ridden in a car?

    that alone is enough

    Raneados on
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I passed my test first time.

    My car didnt have a speedometer which was visible from the passenger seat (it was like rear projection thing down in the dash)

    Im pretty sure he was suspicious yet couldnt confirm but I went 10mph over the limit at least twice im sure. so many 40 and 30 zones on my route.

    The_Scarab on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i forgot to signal when parking

    because who signals when parking

    and i wasnt aggressive enough turning across 4 lanes of traffic

    i passed witha 78

    i could 78% drive

    Kovak on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    pipe, why are you doing that witchcraft

    Futore on
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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Kovak wrote: »
    i forgot to signal when parking

    because who signals when parking

    and i wasnt aggressive enough turning across 4 lanes of traffic

    i passed witha 78

    i could 78% drive

    you win 78% of a car. Herbie could own with that

    Futore on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    seriously how do you people fail a driving test?

    it's like

    drive the speed limit

    don't GASBRAKEGASBRAKE

    always indicate

    always check mirrors

    slow down slowly

    obey signs and lights

    do what the instructor says

    have you ever ridden in a car?

    that alone is enough

    You would think so, but you'd be surprised the implausible scenarios they come up for a driver's test. "You're driving when a coked up moose jumps in front of your car and it's packing heat. Do you drive through the fruit cart or take your chances on the stairs?"

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    seriously how do you people fail a driving test?

    it's like

    drive the speed limit

    don't GASBRAKEGASBRAKE

    always indicate

    always check mirrors

    slow down slowly

    obey signs and lights

    do what the instructor says

    have you ever ridden in a car?

    that alone is enough

    You would think so, but you'd be surprised the implausible scenarios they come up for a driver's test. "You're driving when a coked up moose jumps in front of your car and it's packing heat. Do you drive through the fruit cart or take your chances on the stairs?"

    is the vendor behind or next to his fruit cart?

    Futore on
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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    my driving test was easy

    i didn't even have to parallel park

    satansfingers on
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    seriously how do you people fail a driving test?

    it's like

    drive the speed limit

    don't GASBRAKEGASBRAKE

    always indicate

    always check mirrors

    slow down slowly

    obey signs and lights

    do what the instructor says

    have you ever ridden in a car?

    that alone is enough

    first time i failed: dude swerved into my lane, forcing me to swerve into the next. automatically failed for a 'dangerous maneuver'

    second time i failed: bumped the curb parallel parking. automatically failed for striking an object

    third time was just fucking nerves

    the wook on
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