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Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
oh my god
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
did she fail you for bludgeoning her to within an inch of her life?
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
i failed my first because i did a 3-point turn, but the opposite of the usual way.
it worked and i stayed on the road, but the instructor was not having that
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
Did you put it in her?
Because she sounds pretty awesome.
I'm pretty sure she uh, owned several stout pairs of walking boots. If you get my meaning.
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
Did you put it in her?
Because she sounds pretty awesome.
I'm pretty sure she uh, owned several stout pairs of walking boots. If you get my meaning.
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
Did you put it in her?
Because she sounds pretty awesome.
I'm pretty sure she uh, owned several stout pairs of walking boots. If you get my meaning.
Wore trousers with lots of pockets.
she enjoys hiking?
sounds like a fine lady
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Agent VesagoHalf Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard.Registered Userregular
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
Should have driven a steak through her
Then cut her head off and stuffed her mouth with a head of garlic.
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
Did you put it in her?
Because she sounds pretty awesome.
I'm pretty sure she uh, owned several stout pairs of walking boots. If you get my meaning.
Wore trousers with lots of pockets.
What are you saying?
I think he's saying that he had a very strong common interest with her.
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
Should have driven a steak through her
Then cut her head off and stuffed her mouth with a head of garlic.
Just to be sure.
Add some mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables...
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
edited November 2007
If everyone uses them correctly, Roundabouts are really good substitutes for traffic lights in not-very-busy intersections.
Pity people don't indicate because they're too lazy to move their hand two inches or they're too stupid to remember the three different ways to use them properly.
If you can tie your shoes, you can use a Roundabout properly.
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
Should have driven a steak through her
Then cut her head off and stuffed her mouth with a head of garlic.
Just to be sure.
Add some mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables...
If everyone uses them correctly, Roundabouts are really good substitutes for traffic lights in not-very-busy intersections.
Pity people don't indicate because they're too lazy to move their hand two inches or they're too stupid to remember the three different ways to use them properly.
If you can tie your shoes, you can use a Roundabout properly.
right over left then loop the bunny ears?
that doesn't sound right
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Agent VesagoHalf Iago. Half Fu Manchu. All Bastard.Registered Userregular
Last time I took it was on halloween, and the instructor kept moaning that they wouldn't let her come to work as a pumpkin. She had instead come as The Count, and at the end of the test said
"How many minor faults? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN! SEVEN MINOR FAULTS! AH, AH AAAHHHHHH....."
Should have driven a steak through her
Then cut her head off and stuffed her mouth with a head of garlic.
Just to be sure.
Add some mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables...
For the price of one vampire you too can feed a family of six for weeks
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Kovakdid a lot of drugsmarried cher?Registered Userregular
edited November 2007
i passed my driving test and i didnt even know how to drive
For my drivers test they actually built a course for three point turns, parallel parking, the works. The most annoying part of that test? WHEN YOU BUILD A PARALLEL PARKING COURSE, DO NOT MAKE THE TWO CARS YOU HAVE TO FIT BETWEEN WIDER THAN TWO TRACTOR TRAILERS AND THEN TELL ME TO PARK TWO INCHES FROM THE CURB OR I FAIL. NEVER WILL SUCH A SCENARIO EXIST.
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#pipeCocky Stride, Musky odoursPope of Chili TownRegistered Userregular
If everyone uses them correctly, Roundabouts are really good substitutes for traffic lights in not-very-busy intersections.
Pity people don't indicate because they're too lazy to move their hand two inches or they're too stupid to remember the three different ways to use them properly.
If you can tie your shoes, you can use a Roundabout properly.
You would think so, but you'd be surprised the implausible scenarios they come up for a driver's test. "You're driving when a coked up moose jumps in front of your car and it's packing heat. Do you drive through the fruit cart or take your chances on the stairs?"
You would think so, but you'd be surprised the implausible scenarios they come up for a driver's test. "You're driving when a coked up moose jumps in front of your car and it's packing heat. Do you drive through the fruit cart or take your chances on the stairs?"
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you know I was wondering how long until someone mentioned then holocaust
then you did it yourself
beat 'em to the punch
oh my god
I am a master of irony or something
Thats actually awesome.
Not for you, but anyone watching.
Should have punched her in the throat.
Should have driven a steak through her
did she fail you for bludgeoning her to within an inch of her life?
Did you put it in her?
Because she sounds pretty awesome.
it worked and i stayed on the road, but the instructor was not having that
nothing like a meaty death
oh jeez, and a typo
ahahahaha
Misspellings and puns are two entirely different things.
t Khav: driven
I'm pretty sure she uh, owned several stout pairs of walking boots. If you get my meaning.
Wore trousers with lots of pockets.
What are you saying?
she enjoys hiking?
sounds like a fine lady
Then cut her head off and stuffed her mouth with a head of garlic.
Just to be sure.
I think he's saying that he had a very strong common interest with her.
Add some mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables...
Pity people don't indicate because they're too lazy to move their hand two inches or they're too stupid to remember the three different ways to use them properly.
If you can tie your shoes, you can use a Roundabout properly.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Some savory and thyme might be nice, too.
right over left then loop the bunny ears?
that doesn't sound right
For the price of one vampire you too can feed a family of six for weeks
DON'T FORGET TO SIGNAL
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
it's like
drive the speed limit
don't GASBRAKEGASBRAKE
always indicate
always check mirrors
slow down slowly
obey signs and lights
do what the instructor says
have you ever ridden in a car?
that alone is enough
My car didnt have a speedometer which was visible from the passenger seat (it was like rear projection thing down in the dash)
Im pretty sure he was suspicious yet couldnt confirm but I went 10mph over the limit at least twice im sure. so many 40 and 30 zones on my route.
because who signals when parking
and i wasnt aggressive enough turning across 4 lanes of traffic
i passed witha 78
i could 78% drive
you win 78% of a car. Herbie could own with that
You would think so, but you'd be surprised the implausible scenarios they come up for a driver's test. "You're driving when a coked up moose jumps in front of your car and it's packing heat. Do you drive through the fruit cart or take your chances on the stairs?"
is the vendor behind or next to his fruit cart?
i didn't even have to parallel park
first time i failed: dude swerved into my lane, forcing me to swerve into the next. automatically failed for a 'dangerous maneuver'
second time i failed: bumped the curb parallel parking. automatically failed for striking an object
third time was just fucking nerves